Sakurai-mama, Guess What!

The Amazing Arashi Oneshot Collection

One of the hardest things that Sho ever had to do in his life was tell his mother about Haru and him getting married. His mother was never one to cry spontaniously and for no reason at all (she was a professional woman after all, being a college professor), so it shocked him when he told her that he and Haru were getting married and his mother could barely talk because of the tears.

"She's just happy," his father told him. "She's very happy for you. Congratulations."

"My son's getting married!" Sho could hear his mother say. "To a sweet girl! I can't believe it's come true!"

Mai got to share with her mother's happiness, and Shuu acted like he could've really cared less.

Sho couldn't even begin to imagine his mother's reaction when he told her that he and Haru were going to have a baby. He was scared to be honest.

"You need to call your mother," Haru told him.

"Why?" Sho asked.

"To tell her about us!" Haru said. "To tell her about the baby! She's gonna be a grandmother. Don't you think she deserves to know?"

Sho looked over at his wife. "Why do I have to call her?"

"She's your mother."

"She loves you more though."

"That's a lie!"

"Trust me, it's not!"

"Sho," Haru looked back. "You have to tell her. How bad could the call be?"

"About as bad as the call I made telling her I was getting married."

But because he pretty much had no choice, Sho made the phone call the next night. He honestly hoped that she wouldn't be there and that he could leave a message, but he knew he was not going to be that lucky.

"Moshi moshi?" Sho's little brother, Shuu, answered the phone. 

"Shuu, it's Sho."

"BAMBI!" Shuu said happily. "What's up?"

"Nothing really," Sho replied. "Hey is Kaa-san there? I need to talk to her."

"Aww," his brother groaned. "Why can't you talk to me?"

"Because I can't, now put her on the phone."

"What if I said she wasn't home?"

"NOW SHUU!"

A few seconds later, he heard the phone being passed over, and his mother came on the other end. "Sho-kun! What a nice surprise!" 

"Hi Kaa-san," Sho said. "How is everything?"

"We're fine," she replied. "Nothing much happening as usual. But what about you? How are you and Haru doing now that you're married? Is she okay? Is she feeling okay? You didn't hurt her too much on your honeymoon did you?!"

Sho took a few seconds to answer as he prepared himself. "No, Haru's not hurt, and she's fine and healthy... but there is something that I have to tell you."

His mother was silent for a minute. "Okay..."

"It's about me and Haru--"

"YOU'RE NOT GETTING DIVORCED!" his mother yelled. "I FORBID YOU! YOU JUST GOT MARRIED! IF YOU GET DIVORCED I WILL--!"

"KAA-SAN~!" Sho nearly yelled back. "Haru's pregnant!"

He regretted telling her in that instant because the phone became dead silent as she took it in. "Pregnant?" Sakurai Mama asked. "Haru?"

"Yes."

"As in having a baby? You and Haru?"

"Yes kaa-san."

Then, his mother started crying loudly. "YOU'RE PREGNANT! And with a honeymoon baby~! There's going to be a Sakurai aka-chan! I'm so proud of you my son!"

Sho frowned at the last remark. "Okay..thanks kaa-san, but I didn't do everything."

"TELL HARU CONGRATULATIONS! And work for a boy. We need someone to pass on the family name!"

"What about Shuu?"

"He's fourteen! He can't pass on the name until he's married! Or at least he better not!"

Sho rolled his eyes as his mother happily and excitedly went on and on and on about the fact that she was going to be a grandmother and that the mini Sho baby was going to be the most adorable and spoiled thing on the planet. When Sho's father returned home, he told him, and he happily said 'congratulations' and started asking if Sho and Haru had started making plans for a college fund. Shuu was just shocked that Sho and Haru had had and was like "You mean you actually did it?" and Sho had to tell him, "Well that's generally how you  make a baby Shuu."

All in all, it was a pretty good phone call.

 

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okay, kinda short but I thought it would be kinda cute to do, so I did it ^^

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Kazue-chan
#1
Wow....i felt exactly like that in midle school....But not because i was listening to Arashi(when they debuted i was allready in highschool,and things went alot better in highschool).Now i'm a grown up(or so they say LOL),married,with a kid.Still lonely though.As ever.Now with some bigger problems on my head(i'm suspected of cancer).And my daughter is also pretty sick(with cerebral palsy and epilepsy).Butyou know what?Every time i feel down,and think stupid thoughts abt sucide and stuff....i listen to Arashi and i suddenly feel better.Stronger.Happier.And i feel like i have a reason to look fw to tomorrow.And it still makes me wonder how their songs can do that ^_^ It's justthat....for the past week,Doko ni demo aru uta is the song i'm listening to on and on :)) Nino's voice is so calming and still ,so strong.Wow...i'm so sorry for ranting this much but...be happy,you awakened some powerfull feelings inside me with your story(ch 6 i mean).
Kazue-chan
#2
"Nightmare"...ok,now i'm really starting to admire you!Where do you get all these ideas???I'm turning into a fan of yours slowly but surely :))
Hiwatarii #3
kyaaa~ I really love this one-shots! My fav is the one about Yuki-chan ^^ kawaii~ <br />
and the one about you, I understand you, sometimes I feel really down and listen to Arashi. I dont live near you but everytime you're not feeling genki and need to talk.. I'm here if you need :] I'll do my best to cheer you up Ai-chan~ ! Rising the tension! YEEEEEEEEEEAAAH! <3
spriggan_d
#4
lol awww!!! that's too cute. i literally laughed when MatsuJun and Yuki laughed at the clip of Sho freakin out during the "Fight Song" cause i remember that as well. he literally was the only one screaming at the top of his lungs. and Ohno and Jun were next to him laughing so hard too!
belladory #5
Dawh, bb. I'M HERE FO YOU. But I totally know what you mean. The internet is the only place that I've met people that enjoy Arashi and don't make jokes about me liking them.<br />
<3
belladory #6
<3 Shooo-chaaaan. <br />
This was interesting. I ENJOYED IT AIBARU-CHAN. It's fun (and scary) to see their fears ._.
sayuriMa
#7
chapter 4! i got jealous! (hehe) but i'm happy to see sho's family in a fic! love it!
PockyKai
#8
hehehe adorable! all of them utterly adorable :3
belladory #9
nyahahaha. Sakurai family ^w^
belladory #10
LOL Of course I love Ohmiya! Their interactions are so cute ^w^