ROOM A – Math Period

Everyone was lazing around but no one attempted to sleep. We all hate math, but the teacher is just… UGH SMH. Baekhyun kept flinching and twisting and turning on his chair. Out of boredom, he dug through his bag and fished out his phone to text Tao. (a/n: Baek's the red one)

Yo Tao, I’m freaking bored. Help.

Same here. Man, can’t believe that we have to stick with this teacher for one whole year.

How many minutes left before this ends?

Uhhh, only 10 minutes have passed.

FCK. Entertain me. Go.

Just imagine me doing aegyo.

Nahh, never mind. WHOA TAO, look at Sehun!

No way… he’s… studying? No way…

How can he listen to the teacher at times like this? I thought Kyungsoo is the only one like that among us.

Probably just a front. LOL yknow what?

WHAT..

THIS CALLS FOR A PRANK.

Haha, thought you would never suggest. Go text the others.

To: OTHERS, From: Tao

YO GUYS. LET’S PRANK MAKNAE

Finally! I’m dying out of boredom! –Xiumin

What should we do then? –Suho

Let’s throw paper balls at him. –Tao

Nahhhh. That’s boring. Let’s try something new. –Suho

Oh! I know! Let’s all yell ouch and when the teacher asks what’s the problem, let’s all point at Sehun. Who goes first? –Baekhyun

Lay goes first since it’s more realistic if it’s him. –Xiumin

But hyungs, Lay isn’t replying? –Tao

They all turned to Lay who wasn’t moving. His eyes were open but they weren’t blinking. His hands were on top of his desk and he's sitting up straight, feet together. But he wasn’t moving. No signs of breathing as well.

I think Lay’s on crack……….. –Baekhyun

*IN LAY’S HEAD*

I’m a fluffy unicorn. I poop rainbows and I love cupcakes. I’m so cute I think I’m gonna die.

What’s so good about being a unicorn?

Well it makes me think that I’m better than all of my friends. I’m a diva unicorn. That’s my mantra. I remind myself that every time. Like now.

I’m a male diva version of a unicorn.

I’m a male diva version of a unicorn.

I’m a male diva version of a unicorn.

I’m a male diva version of a unicorn.

I’m a male diva version of a unicorn.

I’m a male diva version of a unicorn.

I’m a male diva version of a unicorn.

I’m a male diva version of a unicorn.

I’m a male diva version of a unicorn.

I’m a male diva version of a unicorn.

Jsdnejfnjwnawjefnjnf…MY BRAIN SIGNALS ARE WAVERING AGAINOJjbhgyiygytfgh

Once upon a time, there was a unicorn. He arrived in a kingdom where 11 princes rule. All of them were gay bachelors. So their father asked the unicorn to teach them how to be manly.

The first prince was Xiumin, the unicorn taught him how to  make insanely cute faces.

The second prince was Luhan, he was so manly so the unicorn gave him the face of a girl.

The third prince was Kris, he was so lame so the unicorn taught him how to act cool.

The fourth prince was Suho, he doesn’t know how to smile, so he made him smile all the time.

The fifth prince was Baekhyun, his eyes look so weird that the unicorn gave him eyeliner.

The sixth prince was Chanyeol, he was a drug addict that’s why his teeth were destroyed, so the unicorn gave him dentures.

The seventh prince was Chen, he doesn’t know how to do anything that’s why he made him sing.

The eight prince was Kyungsoo, his eyes were -.- so he turned it into O.O

The ninth prince was Tao who was always bullied. The unicorn taught him wushu and told him to walk on the beach alone.

The tenth prince was Kai, he was super awkward that’s why he taught him how to dance and told him to expose a shoulder every time.

The eleventh was Sehun who acts like a hyper baby, the unicorn told him to be a poker face and told him to listen to Justin Bieber.

The end. Happily ever after yolo. Omg my mind’s at it agai-12327637367367364733

367asdftqwtertgyegygfy----------- 7 and or 23 over 48 pieces of chicken

“Zhang Yixing. Please answer the question on the board.” The teacher told him and made him stand up.

“Oh, uhhh…. 7 and 23 over 48?” Lay replied without thinking.

“Correct. Very good. Take a seat.”

The other guys were astounded.

MOTHERFU- Holy mother of mothers. Did you guys see that? –Xiumin

Guys I’m scared of my seatmate… Take me away. –Suho

What kind of sorcery was that?!!!! –Baekhyun

Hyungs, are you sure Lay gege is human? –Tao

“Byun Baekhyun, Huang Zitao, Kim Minseok, Kim Joonmyeon, all four of you.. detention after class for using mobile phones inside the classroom.” The teacher announced.

HAHAHA. THAT ES FOR ATTEMPTING TO PRANK ME. THE JOKE’S ON ALL OF YOU. SEE YOU HYUNGS LATER- I MEAN, WALK HOME ES!!!! LOVE, OH ING FAB SEHUN

They all read the text and glared at the maknae who was smiling like a winner. 

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