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1. give us from two weeks to a month to complete your review.

2. we review absolutely anything. from things macabre to romance-comedy.

3. don't get butthurt over a negative review. really. don't.  

4. leave the request form in the comments.

5. comment again after your review is posted. 

6. password; a gif of chanyeol. bribery is a key element. no bribe, no review.

7. don't repeat gifs. there are a billion gifs of Chanyeol out there you can do better.

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