He's a greasy guy

Description

If you have just five minutes, please read this story that satires the overuse of common character stereotypes through irony and sarcasm. Especially if you don't like OnChicken.

*Onew fell in love, what more is there? They were meant to be. Onew is trying to help stop the genocide of their people, but his love is taking him too deep, and they are so close he just might die.

Foreword

Onew dropped his fork and stared disgusted at his plate; Jonghyun only smirked. "It's true hyung, so many die every day that they don't even know the exact number."

Then Onew knew he had to stop the madness.

 

This is the inspiration for the fic.

 

Unlike last year when I was randomly featured, I actually like this story. Should have done this earlier, but still, shamelessly promoting this → Why People Hate Your Story

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ScholarJayKay #1
Chapter 1: High school English forced me to try creative writing, asking a student who is fasting to think wasn't the best idea so I wrote on what came to minded, I wrote a 600-word detailed piece on devouring fried chicken. It got me an A-
But this was clearly worth an A+, bravo.
jeannie_jung20 #2
Chapter 1: **slow clap**
this is fantastic. I'm not actually a SHAWOL fan but I remembered the time that Shinee fics dominated AFF (like exo and bts nowadays.)
hanmie7227 #3
Chapter 1: awwwww........

I love this!
melichoy #4
Chapter 1: ahahahahahahahahahaha!!
ISpyASpider #5
Chapter 1: HAHAHAHAHA This was so retarded that I almost didn't finish it because of the amount of tears in my eyes XD I never read OnChicken before and after reading this umm I think I might never will. This was one of the funniest crackfics I have ever read. Thanks for the laugh.
pikachan #6
Chapter 1: Hahahahahaha! I was shocked to see the title lol! This is the best!!! I was smiling like an idiot while reading this! But then as i read through... onew died (━_┳)

Congratulations on getting featured! I hope you'll also do a story for the other members :)
Lavendra #7
congratulations.
fanaticnamu #8
Chapter 1: OMG, poor onew.
this is so funny. kekeke~~~
Melinda #9
Congratz :DD
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