“I can’t believe you’re dragging me into this Melissa Ricks! How can you do this to me! You know I don’t date! Tapos isasama mo ako dito!” Kim said angrily. Her friend Melissa told her that she is going out on a date with her long time crush Matt Evans. But the problem was, Mel wants her to come with them.

“Ano ka ba Kimberly Chiu, sabi ko naman sa’yo na don’t worry. Sabi ni Matt, yung pinsan niya ang isasama niya. At yung pinsan niya daw na iyon eh bading! So I’m pretty sure eh mag-eenjoy ka din kasama niya. Please na.. Ayoko kasing mag-isa, paano kung may gawing akong katawa-tawa? Kailangan kita to help me.. Kimmy please? Please? Please?” begged Melissa as she gave Kim her best “pretty please” look.

“Hay naku! Kung hindi lang kita best friend!” said the exasperated Kim. “Sige na nga.. Para sa’yo, alam ko namang matagal mo ng gustong makadate yung Matt na yun!”

Melissa squealed as she went to hug her best friend. “You’re the best talaga! Kaya loves kita eh!”

“Mukha mo!”
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“Ano?! Ako?! Bakla?!” shouted Gerald. “Pinagloloko mo ba ako? Bakit naman ako magpapapanggap na bakla?! Sira ulo ka ba?”

“Pare sige na! Ikaw lang ang makakatulong sa akin. I’m going with her na tonight! And she’s bringing her friend with her so kailangan ko ring magdala ng kasama.” Matt explained.

“Yeah, so? That doesn’t explain why I have to act gay.”

“Eh kasi, yung best friend ni Melissa, galit sa lalake. Syempre kung pumunta ka dun as bakla, siguradong di magagalit yun!”

“Ayoko nga! Maghanap ka na lang ng iba.. I’m not gonna act like a gay person for someone that I don’t even know!” Gerald said agrily.

“Favor mo na ‘to sa akin pinsan. How many time have I helped you with all you girl problems ba? Nung nag break kayo ni Giselle, sino bang nandiyan para tulungang kang magtago sa kanya? Pati na rin kay Samantha.. Si Anna, si Colleen at si Erika? Pag-iniiwan mo na yang mga chicks mo, I’m always the one who gets you out of that mess di ba? Pinagtatakpan din kita kay Tita. Unless gusto mong isumbong kita..” said Matt.

“Pare blackmail na to.. Anong klase kang pinsan?”

“Minsan lang akong humingi ng tulong sa’yo ayaw mo pa. Well, kung ayaw mo, I can always call your stalker.. Si Nina..”

“Bad trip ka talaga.. Ang hirap naman ng favor mo eh.. Umarte ako parang bakla! Ano ba yan!”

“Okay fine, kung yan ang decision mo, madial na nga number ni Nina” Matt said as he grabbed his phone from the table. He started dialing when..

“Oh sige na! Sige na! Kainis ka.. Pasalamat ka ayoko ng makita yung stalker na yun!”

“Pumapayag ka na insan?”

“Wala naman akong magagawa. Bad trip ka talaga.. This is just going to be for tonight! I’m not doing any more favors like this!”

“Bait mo talaga pinsan! Kaya favorite kita eh!”

“Favorite?! Paanong di mo ako magiging favorite eh ako lang nagiisang pinsan mo sira!” Gerald shouted. "Maka-alis na nga, makapaghanda na."

"Wow.. Ready ka na talaga.. pwede na.." Matt started singing. "I'm coming out! I want the world to know.."

"Shut up!"