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Pairing: OT5

Genre: Crack

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When JR walks into to the dorm, the first thing that meets him is Baekho and Aron sitting like frozen in the sofa, staring intently at something in front of them.

As a leader it's his duty to worry, so seeing the others act so out of character immediately makes him fear the worst. Still it’s also his duty to take responsibility and look after the others, so he bravely moves forward until he can see what his fellow members are looking at.

He’s not prepared for the sight he’s met with.

Ren is dancing around; doing something that he distantly remembers is called cheerleading. However he is a tiny bit distracted by the blonde’s outfit, so his brain works a lot slower than it usually does.

First of all; he is wearing hot pants. BRIGHT PINK HOT PANTS. As if that wasn’t bad enough, he is also wearing white knee socks. Not the kind that actually ends at the knee, but the type that continues up to the middle of the thighs.    

It should look out of place and really stupid. It doesn’t.  It looks awfully . JR gulps.

His brain is probably trying to distract him, getting him into leader-mode again, because a helpfully disrupting thought hits him before his body has a chance to react to the display in front of him. 

“Where is Minhyun?” he asks, but neither of the two occupying the sofa reacts to his question.

Ren, however, grins, before skipping towards their bathroom. JR’s brain partly registries that the grin looks quite mischievous, if not plain evil, but again he is distracted. Who knew Ren’s would look that good in hot pants?  

“Minnieee,” Ren singsongs while knocking on the bathroom door.

“I’m not coming out,” a muffled voice answers from the inside. 

“If you don’t come out I will mess up the whole do-orm.” The singsong voice is still there, but now JR notices a dangerous undertone to it. Obviously Minhyun does too, because a few seconds later the lock clicks loudly and the door slowly opens.

JR is still not prepared for the sight of Minhyun wearing an outfit matching Ren’s. The tall brunette tugs at the short in a futile attempt at making it cover more, and looks very uncomfortable.

“Come on, we need to practice for future variety shows,” Ren says, before turning on some music and again starting what by now JR is pretty sure is a cheer routine.

When Minhyun gives in and begins doing it with him, JR gulps loudly and silently admits defeat, before asking Aron to scoop over and make room for him on the couch.

Hot pink is their colour after all.

AN: This is basically crack. The next one will be longer and less ... cracky.