The Evil Starting Procedure

A Writer's Perspective

Welcome to the world of writing. I am Karlo, and I shall be your tour guide for today, please make sure you watch your step, and don't harm any of our plot bunnies along the way.

First, the process starts off with the fact that, "Hey! I have an interest in writing a story down! ...But I don't know how to start."

Well, this is actually the first step in the beautiful makings of a good story, as long as you have something you want to express, and as long as you're willing to put a substantial enough effort into it, the story will turn out how you want it to be.

You see, so many other users constantly think about so many things that plague the mind of the writer that hinders the process of writing, such as "What if the people don't like my story?" or "Oh no, this person isn't even popular enough to write about, so no one will read it!" or maybe even "Ugh, what if I don't get many subs?!" I am hear to tell you to go through the meditation process. Repeat after me.

Oooom...I will not think about what others think...oooom...I will only think about myself first...oooom.....I like cheese omelets- I mean, I will only write for myself without worrying about others...oooom......

Very relaxing, no? Did it make you feel more confident about writing? ...No?

Well repeat 100 times, then maybe it will get to you.

In the mean time, those that are ready for the next step shall move on. Hopefully it won't take you too long to talk about your cheese omelets (or any other food you like)...and about not writing for others.

So the process has begun, and you're now ready for the most fearful step, the actual writing!

"Gasp! But Karlo! Writing is horrifying!" You must perservere! This is the ultimate test! "But...I'm scared!" Then go back to your mommy, damn it! (Okay, so perhaps this could have been explained in a more eloquent manner, but deal with it)

Anyway, all I'm saying is that it does not take much to actually start a story. Just be relaxed, keep focus, make sure you're confident in wanting to actually writing the story because you want to convey a message, rather than trying to get publicity, and most importantly...

...the most important thing about how to start writing a story is that...well...you actually have to start writing.

Yeah, like, as in, actually putting words together and forming sentences and all that other fun stuff.

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-hoodbyair
#1
Chapter 6: I'm so relieved I've been doing it right all these time, with about 2,000 words per chapters!
BangingDae
#2
Chapter 9: Wonderful! Now if only we could make most of the AFF people who need to read this read this
JESLEN #3
This is wonderful. I think this deserves more subscribers and views. Wait till I recommend this in my shop :)

Anyway, are you accepting affiliate? If so, I would really appreciate it if you'll consider adding me.
I don't usually add but can we be affies?
Thank you very much.

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kpopartory
#4
Chapter 8: Yap, *raise hand* I'm one of those writers that has the disease lolol
Thanks, I guess, I just need to write even if I don't update any of my stories
daggerisms
#5
Karlo




why
kpopartory
#6
You made me laugh, and I needed a laugh

lmao can't stop laughing
KunoichiHakira666
#7
Chokes because of laughter. No, really. I did just nealy die.
Anyway~
Well this was a shock to get an update from you.
The italicized writing had me thinking what the fu--- But then the mushroom got me. Not literally; thankfully.
It makes me wonder what goes through peoples mindss. O_e
kpopartory
#8
*smile*
found this in the random story, it really works for me lol
kept finding lots of things lol
kpopartory
#9
I'm guilty as charged of having so little words per chapter lolololol<br />
I have to mend my ways lololol *smile*<br />
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Thanks!