Thousands of miles above the planet earth, its moon sails smoothly in orbit. Ever heard of what lay on the dark side of the moon? Well dear reader, I shall tell you. A magnificent kingdom was constructed milleniums before life existed on Earth. The Goddess watches over the milkyway galaxy from her crystal throne, making sure the other civilizations are in order and at peace with one another. 

One day, Goddess Eternia's only daughter, Illia, was kidnapped from the palace and brought to Earth. Illia's guardian has been given the task of rescuing her, but he finds himself lost in the popular culture of the foreign planet.