This is OUR Turf

You're Funny

*Five Years Ago*

"You can't pull it off," Sooyun shook her head at Seung-hyun. "T.O.P? Come on, that's lame."

"Ji-Yong is going to be G-Dragon," Seung-hyun said. "Don't call me lame." 

"G-Dragon?" Jin Ae sat up. "As in G hyphen Dragon?"

"Ne," Seung-hyun murmured. "So refer to me as T.O.P from now on."

"Yeobo," Jin Ae looked over at Sooyun, "What do we do?"

"Gosh, unnie," Sooyun muttered. "I just don't know."

"Well, yeobo," Jin Ae smirked. "I refuse."

"Ne, me too."

"T.O.P," Seung-hyun said with finality, walking out the door. 

*Present*

"I'm the best no doubt," T.O.P sang.

Sooyun snorted.

"I'm a T.O.P."

"I still can't believe that caught on," Jim Ae muttered as she slid controls around. 

"Me either," Sooyun glared at the smirking T.O.P.

Taeyang, Seungri, and Daesung were all around a microphone, doing the chorus for the song. G-Dragon and T.O.P were on another microphone, moving their heads to the beat. Sooyun finally sat down on the chair next to Jin Ae and sighed. 

"I hate him," she muttered.

"Uh huh," Jin Ae rolled her eyes. Pressing a few buttons that made them even better.

"I do!"

"Yeah," Jin Ae nodded, clearing . "We have a song in all English soon."

"Jinja?" Sooyun said, finally distracted.

"Ne," Jin Ae chuckled. "Number 1. It's a good song. In fact, I might make them do the background vocals right now."

"Give them a break," Sooyun sighed. "They're always working."

"Not my fault they chose this career," Jin Ae sang, smiling sweetly at her.

"Aniyo," Sooyun pouted. "I don't want to stay here all day."

"Yeobo," Jin Ae said, grabbing Sooyun's hand in her as the song came to an end. "Let's not fight~"

"You two really need to stop acting like lesbians," T.O.P said into the microphone, watching them with narrowed eyes.

"How are you so sure it's an act?" Jin Ae dropped Sooyun's hand, speaking into her own microphone outside the booth, staring at T.O.P with a raised eyebrow.

"I've known you two my whole life," T.O.P rolled his eyes.

"Jin and Soo don't look like lesbians, anyway," Daesung smiled at them. 

"Well!" Jin Ae coughed, and looked over at Daesung. "That sweet smile just made me straight for the day!" She winked at him cheekily. 

"Omo!" G-Dragon yelled. "Don't flirt with him when I'm here!"

Jin Ae blinked once, looking over at Sooyun. "Anyway yeobo, just thirty minutes."

"Did she just ignore me?" G-Dragon gasped.

"Yep," Taeyang, Seungri, Daesung and T.O.P said with a pop.

"GASP!" G-Dragon stormed out the recording booth and walked to Jin Ae. "How dare you? HOW DARE YOU IGNORE ME?!"

"Yeobo?" Jin Ae kept her eyes on Sooyun.

"Fine," Sooyun sighed. "But only thirty minutes workaholic unnie."

"YAY!" Jin Ae cheered.

"JIN A-"

"GET BACK IN THE DAMN BOOTH!" Jin Ae growled at him. "Did I saw you could get out?"

"A-aniyo," G-Dragon mumbled and ran back inside with his band.

"Let's get this over with," Jin Ae muttered, turning on the track.


"Is that SHINee?" Sooyun muttered as she looked over across the street. 

"Mwo?" Jin Ae looked over as well. "Oh, it is. Which reminds me. Monday I ha-"

"WHAT THE HECK IS SHINee  DOING AT OUR TURF?!" G-Dragon yelled.

"Turf?" Daesung asked. "Since when do we use the word 'turf'?"

"Since just now," G-Dragon replied, crossing his arms.

"Don't make a scene right now," Seungri sighed. "I'm tired."

"Excuse you," G-Dragon said. "BUT THIS ISN'T NO MAN'S LAND!"

"Shut up," T.O.P growled.

"Yeah," Taeyang said. "They're just walking. Why the hell are you over reacting?"

"You guys are supposed to support me in protecting our turf," G-Dragon pouted.

"Stop saying turf~" Daesung covered his ears.

"Turf, turf, TUrf, TURf, TURF, TURF, TURF, TURF, TURF," G-Dragon screamed.

"Omo," Sooyun muttered, watching as Onew turned the corner. "Two more seconds."

"TURF TURF TURF TU- OWWWW~"

"We said, shut up," Sooyun stood over G-Dragon, her fist clenched.

"Soo," Daesung smiled at her. "You're my hero."

"Let's just go."


"To your rooms," Jin Ae said, pointing up the stairs.

"Why?" Seungri said, clinging to her arm. 

"Because you have to wake up early tomorrow," Jin Ae replied.

"Why?"

"You have a photo shoot."

"Why?"

"Promoting the new song."

"Why?"

"So you can become more famous."

Seungri took a deep breath, looked at her thoughtfully and opened his mouth. "Why?"

"Seungri."

"Yes?"

"Stop asking why."

"Why?"

"Go to your room," Jin Ae sighed.

"BUT WHY~"

"JUST GO!"

"Fine," Seungri pouted as he stomped up the stairs with T.O.P, Taeyang, and G-Dragon.

"We're leaving," Jin Ae said to Daesung as she grabbed Sooyun's hand.

"Why?" Daesung asked.

"AGH!" Jin Ae stormed out.

"I don't think we can handle sleeping here today," Sooyun managed to tell Daesung as Jin Ae dragged her outside. 

"Oh..." Daesung mumbled. "HEY GUISE! THEY LEFT!"

"YAAAAY~" The cheers came as the pounding of feet came down the stairs. 

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teddiebears #1
just popping in to older fics to say hi .u.
rosetop
#2
PLZ UPDATE
BbokAriFairy
#3
Looooooooooooooovvve~
smiley105
#4
Super cute and funny :)
thisveggielovesonew #5
He..he..he...<br />
My mysterious notebook. <3 c:
emobunbun
#6
awww poor GD being stuck in the booth in the dark
detonator
#7
I will! <3
renaiseuhyun84
#8
funny and cute....update soon...*^^*
emobunbun
#9
Awesome haha <br />
I loved the "turf" part<br />
and continious "why"'s are always entertaining :P<br />
keep it up :))
emobunbun
#10
Lol<br />
its seems cute and funny do far<br />
cant wait for more :P