TOP's POV

 

"SHUT UP! I HATE YOU," Seungri--I mean the little derp shouted.

". . .whaat? I LOVE YOU!" Ji answered back trapping derp in a headlock. 

I swear, if they don't shut up. . .

"AAAAHHHHHHH!!!" Derp shouted. 

That's it, I stood up and tackled the dynamic es to the ground, "You sound like girls!"

Derp and Ji--his brother herp looked at me and smiled, "DOGGY PILE!" 

". . .fml," 

"Hey, hyung! Will you do us a favor?" Ji asked.

"Sure, Ji" I answered.

The twins exchanged looks kinda like >___O then back at me, "Come with us to the bar." 

rounds on them!? Well aiighht. "Sure."

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GD's POV

 

"Hey, Hyung!! I bet I can take way more shots&drags than you can!" Ri shouted.

 

I heard Mark mumble some stuff, that I probably shouldn't repeat, "ON THREE..."

 

Top, just went at it like POW. 

 

"Ri, you herp!! you're not gonna win!!" I shouted.

 

"Nah, nah. I'm pouring the rum over there," he said as he pointed to a small puddle.

 

.....

 

I looked Mark, and he was still going. I looked at seungri and winked. "He's getting there..."

 

5 minutes.....

 

HIS BODY IS READY!!!

 

He stared at someone like ಠ_ಠ "Eyyy! Where is muh booze?!" 

 

The dude stared at him, holding in a laugh then handed something in a plastic bag,"Just go out back"

 

"UNF~" Mark said as the climbed up on the bar stool and positioned himself like superman, "SUPER CHOOM TOP!!!!!" He jumped off and then ran out back. 

 

O__________O wtf?

 

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Mark's POV

 

SWAG BR0. SWAG BR0.

 

unf~ I love this chron**. BR0. 

 

ERRDAY IM SHUFFLING. PARTY ROCK IS IN DA HOUSEEE TONIGHT.

 

Ooh karaoke. :D I'mma sing Pretty Girl Rock, with the heavist accent evah!

 

I pushed some dude named Butch off the stage then when on,

 

"DO ZE PURDY GURL ROCK. EHH GIRLS THINK IM CONCIETED LALALA. THEY JEALOUS OF MY AMAZING PERSONALITY, AND SWEET BEWBZ." 

 

Another! 

 

"IM FRESHA THAN A MUTHA FLUFFER. LEMME SHOW HOW TO KEEP A DICE ROLLING. CUZ IM FEELING LIKE RUNNING AND I GOTTA GET AWAY, GET AWAY, GOO AWAY EH EH EH EH!!"

 

"GRAB SOMEBODY XXAY TELL EM HAYYYGURLHAYY!! something something...some britney spears!! DJ WAHTCHU WAITIN FURR!?"

 

"C'mawn!! C'mon Ya'll!! CHOOM TOP! CHOOM TOP!!! CH-CH-00M TAUP."

 

:D The crowd boo-ed. M'kay. I hate chu. I jumped off the stage and ran into Herp&Derp.

 

"WASSUP BR0SKI?!" I smiled at the dynamic es.

 

"Nothing...nothing. ;D I gotta surprise for you tomorrow," Ri said.

 

"YAAAYY!!!!"

 

Ri and GD hi5-ed each other, "ROT!" 

 

No One's POV;

 

...and well, Mark just sat there in his room listening to this:

 

 

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and that is the CHRONICals of Choom Top xD

 

~yesmath

xD I had writers block....

anyway, that's how  I picture ChoomTOP.

It's because he got high.