You know the feeling when you see someone fangirling over something that their Idol does and makes them super crazy about?

well that happens to be in my situation.

 

Hi, I'm Shi Won. You might or might not know me in fanfics but I get to be the "you" you guys see in it. Anyways, about my life, I'm not trying to say that I hate guys....but it's just that there are limitations when getting crazy about a guy.

you might be wondering, where I live right now, but I live in the most famous building fangirls around the world would want to live in-The SM entertainment building.

Okay. Not a very talented person. aww shacks

Not a family of Lee soo Man.

but instead, I'm an SM representative, a.k.a.

 

 

cat hunters

let me explain what I just said. this meant that I get to find super "extraordinary" looking people that I might have find almost anywhere.

 

If I do find them, I give them the entertainment's card and convince them to audition for our yearly audition.

and in no luck's time, I'm "Catless" TTwTT I'm so pathetic as a representative.

why? Lee soo Man. Why?

"OMFG!!!!!! It's EXOOOOOO!!!! >////////<

sigh. Oh yeah. Those recruits I "roadpassed" they were fairly my age since I literally LIVE in the building.

It took them a little while to actually to be to where they are right now.

 Flashback

"Accept the card~" 

His friends looked startled as I made a wierd pass. 

Oh didn't I forget to tell you guys that you could find a cat almost anywhere? cause this......kid, I just found him in a dokbukki stand near the building with some of his friends.

"I-I'm really thorry" the guy with a lisp said.

"O.O what am I going to do?" I whispered.

"just please, accept it..It may seem like a wierd thing to do by a random stranger but please try it, It might give you a chance to show your talents~"

"Okay..."

(A/N just think that this happened to sehun^~^)

"Thank you!" I said and ran out as fast as the wind could.

'"dude, who's the hot girl?" 

"Just shut up and eat your food or unless you don't want me to pay it for you."

"No I will eat it well" his friend replied.

"hmmm....SM huh?" sehun looked at the paper. while poking his food.

End of Flashback. (for sehun I guess)

hey. wait a sec.

I haven't even told the whole exo's members' raodpassing incident.

since I ran as fast as I could let my feet keep up, I realized I was in the opposite side of the building.

a highschool building.(bum bum bummmmmmmmmmm!! LOL)

"Aww c'mon! seriously I've been living in this area for a long time murmurmurmur.

I was muttering under my breath until i realized it was time for the student's end of the day.

Yes. I got a chance.

ready for my supergreatcheaphandmadeliterallyhandmademicroscope!! (I know you guys do this with your hands OO)

"Yesu! set!"

"excuse me!" I lively made my way to the students crowding in the streets.

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"Excu-cu-cu-cuse me..."

Is it just me or are this students rude!

they couldn't even look at the paper I was giving them. What the heck....

Aha! I got it! I wasn't hand picked by the Lee soo man himself for no reason, It's because I get very bold, persuasive, and tacky at serious times. 

"Umm. excuse me, I think you've dropped your handkerchief."

"Bingo." a smirk gently crossed my face.

I turned around, and saw a plain looking guy with such thin eyes.

"I'm guessing I have to make you put eyeliner on those eyes."

"y-yes?" He said stuttering.  .  .  .  and blushing?

"Oh. sorry, and thank you!" I smiled. 

I took the handkerchief out from his hands as slow. but not that slow from his hands as the whole movement was in motion, I slipped in the SM card  inside the handkershief.

a shabby looking one though.

"Umm ma'am what is this?" he formally said to me while I was secretly celebrating my victory.

"Oh. look at the time! listen, it can really take the good out of you, just go and audition. SEE YA!" I left like the same time I did with sehun, 

but less rushy.

I really did find potential in him.

he saw me like I was some wierdo on the streets looking for some people to scam.

but It wouldn't matter this person would thank me a lot!

 

out of all the people I roadpassed are ********* (error)

hint: A LOT of zeroes

"so...2 down."

"Excuse me?" I jumped a little and turned my head.

"yes?" I said a bit cautious by the guy's brown skin complexion.

"umm...I just wanted to ask for direcrtions on where to find Rhino's Dancetomax?" (can't think of any more names.)

"Oh. YES! Ofcourse! Just go to the right of that food stand..and then there's a building right infront of it and go straight."

"K. thanks." Infairness...his got something. I need to know that.

I was about to reach out and give an SM card but what I did realize was that he was holding a little flyer.

"Umm..What is that?" I pointed at the paper he was holding.

"Oh." he said slightly very startled but said anyways.

"Thank you very much and have a nice day!" I said to the lady leaving the shop after that, I sighed.

"Men..work is so hard"

"Hey don't worry about it, you've got more trashes to throw out!" My manager said.

"ugh. that's the reason why I didn't even like his job." I mumbled.

 

Flashback:

"Oh." this is an SM flyer but..I can't come until I work hard and try my bestest to learn various dances."

but suddenly, his eyes widened.

"Oh crap. I said my dream plan.." He said turning his head scolding himself.

well I guess there's no choice.

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!>u< I was holding unto my stomach that was literally pressed on the cold sidewalk.

she's so..wierd. the guy thought.

"BEEP BEEP"

"Oh, nevermind, Nice meeting you!" and I disappeared.

"What a wierdo.." He said and walked away.

Back to present:

"Yes I finished! Yesu!"

"Oh you're finished?"

"yes."

"then after you're done here please close and then lock the door. Cause I'll be with my friends minggling"

"=_= yes! take care!"

clack.

"Oh yeah, I better go too! He's going to scold me again. >.<"

and left the shop.

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In Shinee's dance room:

All the shinee members breathed so fast like there was no tomorrow.

"HEY GUYS!!" I said while peeking through the door.

"Oh. Shi won-ah. You're here."

"Hey shi!"

"Oh since you're here, be a kind sister for us and bring me and your hyungs some bottle of water" minho said pointing at

onew hyung and teamin hyung's body and HOPEFULLY NOT DEAD BODIES.

 

"no."

"shi~"

no.

"shi shi~~"

"...."

"I'll treat you and get you some bubble tea~!"

"............

 

 

...with chocolate sprinkles on it?"

 

"whatever you like~"

"fine. I'll get it."

"ooh yay~~~"