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Do you remember in sixth grade, when I forced you to eat that chocolate chip cookie 
I told you were filled with bugs from my younger brother’s dead bug collection? 

Or that time in eighth grade when you got sick, still went to school,
and I told everyone how disgusting you were for spreading your virus? 

How about sophomore year? Did you remember when I got you in trouble
from the pizza joint you were working at, which later caused you to lose that job? 

And then there was yesterday, when I blurted out an extremely horrible, lame joke
about how ridiculously obese your mother is in front of the whole class during English.

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