3.
Officially His Personal Maid
Both males were lying on the bed when suddenly, Donghae shot up and started dancing by himself. He did all kinds of weird moves; waves, twirls, jumping jacks, popping, swaying. He was smiling, in his own world filled with happy unicorns, flying ducks, fairies, other mythical creatures and what-not.
Donghae then pranced towards the still drunk Hyukjae and pulled him up before starting to dance again. Hyukjae could hardly figure out what was going on but at the current state, he was very high.
They danced along, swinging their head back and forth and getting into the mood. From another person's perspective, the two of them would seem like lunatics who are into punk-rock music and having body-aches.
"Wheeee." Donghae sang as he raised his arms high like the wings of an aeroplane and started zooming from one end to another. "I'm flying!"
"Me too!" Hyukjae excitedly replied, imitating Donghae.
He then grabbed Donghae's hand and started spinning each other round and round when suddenly, the door to their room opened and they turned to see Kyuhyun standing there.
'Um I forgot my wallet?" Kyuhyun says while judging Hyukjae and Donghae
Donghae walked unsteadily towards Kyuhyun, grabbed his wrist, and pulled him into circles together with Hyukjae and both but Kyuhyun started singing, "The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round. The wheels on the bus go round and round, all day long."
"Ew let me go!"
Kyuhyun tried to struggle himself free from Donghae's grasp when bam!, Kyuhyun lost his balance and landed on his with a loud thud. Hyukjae and Donghae looked down before starting to laugh hysterically. "Red Pepper Kyu falls!"
"Red pepper?" Kyuhyun exclaimed as he stood up.
Both drunkards were laughing whilst Donghae patted his tummy and they fell on the bed once again, exhausted. Donghae nuzzled his head into Hyukjae's chest before both of them were snoring off, leaving Kyuhyun dumbfounded.
"How dare you humiliate the almighty Cho Kyuhyun, you'll pay for this you peasants." Kyuhyun hissed before his lips curved into a playful smirk. Moments later, the door closed behind them as Kyuhyun walked out with a satisfied grin.
"What are you so happy about?" Sungmin asks while waiting for him at the corridor.
"Oh nothing." The younger swatted his hand.
"You're grinning. Really creepily."
"All's good" Kyuhyun smiles.
Sungmin eyed his boyfriend suspiciously before shaking his head. "I don't know, nor do I want to know what you're up to."
"Sungmin?" Kyuhyun says moments later.
"Yeah?"
"Do I resemble a red pepper?"
"Hmm." Sungmin thought for a while. "More of a green pepper actually."
The rays of light from the sun shines glaringly throughout the room, Donghae squints his eyes and massages his forehead. The hangover had probably gotten to him.
He looked around, eyes still blurry when he wonders where Hyukjae is.
For some unknown reason, he feels really comfortable, he looks down the covers and screams two octaves higher.
He was . I repeat, stark , lying on the bed. No clothes, no pants, no boxers, nothing. Donghae turns to his left and sees a sleeping Hyukjae lying beside him, hand on Donghae's waist and hugging him really tightly.
Donghae screams for the second time which jerked Hyukjae awake.
"H-huh, fire?" The older says groggily as he wipes his drool, he looks at Donghae. "Why are you ? Wait, why am I ?"
Donghae panics. "I don't know, I can't even recall a single thing last night!"
Hyukjae smirks and stared at the other's body, his eyes travelling down when Donghae sensed it and quickly hit him on the head with a pillow. "Don't even think about it."
"Fine fine fine. I'll keep my eyes to myself."
Donghae turned so that his back was facing the other (not forgetting to cover his with the bed covers) as uncountable questions stormed his brain.
I had with a guy. Worse still, Hyukjae of all guys??? Does this make me gay now? Why did I even touch that ing glass of alcohol Amber gave me.
Hyukjae interrupts his thoughts. "Does that mean I've tapped that ?"
"You ert." Donghae got out of bed and held on to the sheets for dear life before he ran towards the bathroom, leaving the older with nothing to cover himself.
"Would you just stand still for a minute?" The older walked out of the bathroom with only a towel wrapped around his hips. The droplets of water from his wet hair travelled down the nape of his neck, and to his chest, then to his abdorminal muscles and then further down to his -
Donghae quickly snaps out from the luscious view in front of him, his cheeks supporting a red flush. "Stand still? How do you expect me to stand still when we did it, there flies my ity."
"What?" Hyukjae chokes. "You're a what."
"." Donghae spelt it out to him.
Eunhyuk gave him an incredulous look. "You've got to be kidding me."
"I do not have any mood to even joke right now, I feel really bad for myself for having with a guy." Donghae says, on the verge of tears.
"Hey, at least I'm experienced." Hyukjae states. "Let's head down, the rest must be waiting for us. And carry my jacket for me." He throws it to Donghae who barely catches it.
"Where are we going?"
"To eat breakfast of course. Hurry else there'd be nothing left for us."
"You still have the mood to eat?" Donghae mumbles and followed after Hyukjae.
Both of them enters the elevator when Hyukjae looks at Donghae seriously.
"What I'll b e telling you now will affect our hunger deeply if you don't follow my instructions."
Donghae frowns but nodded obediently.
"Okay." Hyukjae breaths. "There's a buffet and there will be many people there, so tie the jacket somewhere so that it won't hinder you first."
Donghae doesn't know where to tie the jacket and because he merely lacked the common sense of tying it around his hips, it ended up around his head, making him look like a sultan from the West.
Hyukjae sighs but continues. "Lastly, when you enter, rush in and grab as much food as you can. Just grab it like it's your last meal on Earth. Understand?"
Donghae held his fist up in his air and nods with a determined expression. As they enter the restaurant, they could already see people rushing and pushing around, trying to get the food that they want. Before Hyukjae could even make his move, Donghae had already rushed in and started piling heaps of food onto his plate.
"Make way people, the sultan is coming through." Donghae announces, holding his plate high up and adjusting the 'hat' on his head.
A few diners sent him curious glances but continued snatching the remaining food on the displays. A girl had attempted to steal some of Donghae's food but she got smacked in the face by his 'hat' as a result. The jacket could be pretty useful after all. After a long while, Donghae and Hyukjae went to the table where the others were seating and Hyukjae sighed in frustration.
On his plate, there was only a spring roll, an apple and a beef patty which he managed to grab throughout the whole frenzy but for Donghae, it's a different case. You could see eggs, ham, bacon, baked beans, waffles and more on his plate.
"This," Hyukjae complains, "Is the worst buffet I've ever had and you'll never see me here again. Have you seen these people? They actually hog over food."
"Weren't you doing that just now." Kyuhyun chews on his toast.
"I had no choice." Hyukjae shrugs.
"How did you even manage to get these." Leeteuk asks in amusement.
Donghae smiles trumiphantly as he drank his cup of milk, "By using my sultan skills."
"You have sultan skills?"
"Long story." Hyukjae says before looking sadly down at his plate again and comparing it to Donghae's before he thought of an idea. When Donghae wasn't looking, in a flash of light, he quickly stole a sasauge and gulped it down without the other realizing. Being successful, he decided to go for a second attempt.
While trying to steal a strawberry, he accidentally dropped it at Donghae's jeans. To make it worse, it was near his crotch. Oh , Hyukjae mouths and bit his lower lip, trying to get the strawberry off but Donghae just had to turn back at that very moment.
"Say, Hyukjae, what are we gonna do after thi- OH MY GOD, WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUCHING ME." Donghae shouts and slaps Hyukjae's hand away.
Kyuhyun nudged Sungmin to pass him a bowl of popcorns so that he could enjoy the show. Hyukjae gulped and stammered, "I w-was just tr-trying to take t-the strawberry o-off."
"Why were you even taking my strawberry in the first place." Donghae sneered.
Hyukjae inhales a sharp breath. "I was hungry of course, can't you see the small amount of food that I have?"
Before Donghae could even find time to retort, Leeteuk stuffed a mushroom in both their mouths to shut them up. Donghae then quietly placed a portion of scramble eggs in Eunhyuk's plate and then continued.
"So, rough night yesterday?" Kyuhyun smiled which caused them to choke on their food.
"What?!"
"Oh nothing, I thought you would have fun yesterday."
Hyukjae flushes, though wondering what his friend was refering to and if it was that, how did he even know. He then excuses himself, followed by Donghae which left Leeteuk; Siwon; Kyuhyun and Sungmin at the table.
Sungmin eyes his boyfriend, "Don't tell me you were behind that."
"What do you think?." Kyuhyun winks.
"Get ready to change, Leeteuk texted me that we're going to the beach." Hyukjae orders.
Whose 'great' idea was it to go the beach? To Donghae, the beach is just a place for girls to show off their s and for guys, their abs which he himself does not like to. Or because he doesn't have any abs.
"Aren't you going to remove your shirt?" Hyukjae tries not to sound desperate while he's only clad in a pair of beach shorts.
"Let's go!" Donghae avoids the question, he opens the door and motions Hyukjae to follow him.
The two went outside to see Siwon and Leeteuk with shorts and nothing above as well, revealing their well-toned abdominal muscles.
Sungmin and Kyuhyun appeared much later as they linked their arms. The former was wearing a loose pink shirt and some very short shorts which Kyuhyun obviously didn't like judging by the pink towel wrapped around Sungmin's hips.
"To the beach!" Leeteuk giggles, skipping towards the yellow land just in their view.
Siwon, Leeteuk and Hyukjae were already flirting with the girls there while Kyuhyun and Sungmin were obviously hiding somewhere making out. Donghae had considered hiding in a toilet cubicle but shrugged it off, he decides to text Heechul.
Donghae : chul, u thr?
Heechul : Stop calling me that, and you know how i hate short forms.
Donghae : ok ok sorry, but i miss you!!! :-((((
Heechul : Yeah sure and you hung up on me the other time.
Donghae : im serious!!! and im sorry i was in a rush :-(
Heechul : Still, how could you.
Donghae : i'll buy you one box of BB cream?
Heechul : Make it two and you're forgiven.
Donghae : you know one box costs like 50 000 won right
Heechul : That's the point!
Donghae : damn u.
Heechul : SHORT FORMS.
Donghae spots a ball rolling in his direction and it hit his leg gently before reaching a halt. He picks up the ball to see Hyukjae standing in front of him with his hands on his hips. "The girls asked us to play a round of volleyball with them, you should join too."
The girls?
Donghae moved his head further to the left where Kyuhyun and Sungmin magically appeared with Leeteuk, Siwon and a couple of girls clad in bikinis. He felt butterflies in his stomach, he wasn't really turning gay is he.
Donghae : brb jerk hehehe
He texts one last time before slipping his phone in his pocket. The girls greets him and he smiles briefly before standing a distance away from them. They were divided into two teams each. Kyuhyun, Hyukjae, Donghae, Girl 1 and Girl 2 while the other team consisted of Leeteuk, Siwon, Sungmin, Girl 3 and Girl 4.
"Why did you have to seperate me and Kyuhyun?" Sungmin whines but got ignored.
The game begun. The other team had an advantage actually since Siwon was tall and well-built. What Donghae found irritating was that the girls just had to wear bikinis one size smaller than their usual size and when they jump to retrieve the ball, their s practically jiggle.
He shook his head, you like girls Donghae, not guys.
Hyukjae jumps to serve the ball and Donghae couldn't help but keep his eyes trained on the other's abdominal muscles. He swore that if it wasn't for Hyukjae, he wouldn't be playing this right now.
Wait what?
It was now a tie with a score of fifty-eight for each team with Hyukjae sometimes screaming at Donghae to focus. Hyukjae was sweating profusely and one of the girls wiped off the sweat off his forehead with a towel, smiling at him. Donghae huffed and took a towel for himself, wiping his sweat roughly. Kyuhyun nudged Donghae's elbow and sent him a knowing look.
"Huh?" Donghae questions but Kyuhyun shook his head and smiled. Hyukjae, not liking the close interaction between Donghae and Kyuhyun, moved in between them and remarked casually, "The match is starting soon, let's go." and he pulled Donghae away to their respective places.
"Let go of me." The brunette said monotonously, avoiding eye contact.
"What's wrong?"
"I'm fine."
"No you're not. You look grumpy, and it's obvious. Look at me." Eunhyuk orders.
But Donghae doesn't look at him. He's too afraid and confused.
"Look at me," Hyukjae says firmly this time and Donghae finally looks up to see a pair of worried eyes staring back at his. Hyukjae stares at him for a long while, searching for an answer and studying every inch of his face. Donghae felt the other's intense stare and simply remained a poker face.
"Maybe we could talk about it." Hyukjae said, his voice a little more softer.
"You want to talk about it? Fine then." Donghae has had enough, "You act as if what happened this morning is something very trivial and I hate seeing those girls surround you giggling and acting as if you guys are super close, I don't even know why but I don't feel attracted to them at all even if they're really pretty. Is this some kind of menopause or gay symptom or."
Hyukjae blinks, "Menopause are only for women. Look, I'm sorry about what happened this morning, you're probably stressed out."
"Stressed out? Y-yeah, I must be." Donghae bites his lip.
"Go get some rest, I'll tell the others you're not well."
"Thanks." Donghae says bitterly before heading off in the other direction. Hyukjae runs his fingers through his blonde hair and tugs at it. He takes out a red apple from his pocket and throws it on the ground harshly before sighing in frustration and left.
It was an apple which he had intended to give Donghae earlier.
Donghae walks down the streets, passing by a shop with a huge poster hung at the display which consisted of singers from America. There was Katy Perry with blue hair, Nicki Minaj with pink hair, Rihanna with red hair and Lady Gaga with green hair; hey, the power rangers are back! He laughs at his lame joke before continue walking.
You like and s Donghae, and s. Never es. He reminds himself and couldn't help but sigh at the lonely atmosphere surrounding him, even a kid was standing five foot away.
Donghae kept reminding himself that countless of times as he walked in a cafe and went up to order a drink.
"Hi, how may I help you?" A female with striking orange hair at the cashier smiled brightly.
"I'll take a caramel macchiato," Donghae said before blurting out by accident, "You like and s?"
The girl's smile vanished immediately as she raised her eyebrows. "Am I supposed to answer that?"
Donghae felt like slapping himself in the face for embarassing himself big time. Way to go Donghae.
"Well, I do like them." The girl surprisingly replies. "I have a girlfriend to be honest, she's working as a maid in some big shot's home somewhere in Incheon."
Isn't Hyukjae's house at Incheon too? Donghae looked at the girl's name tag on her uniform. 'Kim Taeyeon' it read and his friend back in the mansion; Tiffany, did mention about someone named Taeyeon.
After putting the pieces together, he points at Taeyeon and gasps. "You're dating Tiffany?"
"How did you know?" Taeyeon asked, clearly surprised. Donghae shrugged and simply replied that she was just a friend.
"Ah, so you work there too?"
"Yeah, I work there as a cook." Donghae lies smoothly. He couldn't really tell her that he was a maid. Taeyeon then leaned in and whispered to him, "But if you see her, don't tell her that I dyed my hair orange. I'll treat you to the drink you ordered."
Donghae nodded but still pryed on why he couldn't tell. "Well," Taeyeon sighs, "Tiffany agreed to date with me on one condition that I would never dye my hair orange because she hated the colour. But I had to for a recent play that I'm starring in so you get the gist?"
Donghae smiles as he grabbed his drink and was ready to go when he got stopped by Taeyeon. "Oh, and you should totally go to the festival later. Our cafe is holding a donation event there too!" Donghae read the details and quickly speed dialled Siwon without any hesitation, "Hello, Siwon? Come to Seongsan for a festival at seven in the evening, it's somewhere located near our hotel, I'll meet you there later."
"Hello, huh, what?" Siwon asks, panting a little, "Where specifically?"
"Oh and tell the rest to come along too, bye!" and Donghae hung up without answering his question. He waved to Taeyeon before heading out.
He fishes out his phone and dialls a number, smiing after hearing a female's voice, "Hey Tiff, how's it there?"
"Oh you know, the usual. Ryeowook doing weird stuff like blowing out a candle with his nose and so on. What's up?"
"Actually," Donghae started and then says in a really fast pace, "I met your girlfriend Taeyeon and she has orange hair now but she told me not to tell you yet I'm here revealing it though she hushed me with a drink but I promise you it looks good on her and I think you'll love it too."
There was silence over the other line when Tiffany's voice cracked, "My taetae has orange hair?"
Donghae vaguely hears another voice from the other line. "Someone help, Tiffany has fainted!"
Donghae patted his ears in pain as he looked up to see a very very very angry-looking Hyukjae who had been ranting on and on about how they had been going around their hotel for four hours, searching for a 'damn ing Seongsan place' as quoted.
"Sorry, I got hyped up." Donghae apologizes.
"What's so nice about this festival?"
"Oh right, it's the main point that I joined; we are able to win many prizes!"
Hyujae sighs, "Prizes? That's it? You can just tell me what you want and I'll buy it for you jeez."
"No way, I'm not the type to simply splurge on anything."
"I didn't mean that, it's just that I'm really tired and I want to watch some television programmes at our room." The older whined and Siwon coughed.
The six of them then gallivanted through the row of stalls where Leeteuk bought many octopus balls for himself. Donghae popped open a packet of gummies and offered. "Gummy feet, anyone?"
"Thanks but I don't eat sugar." Sungmin and Kyuhyun refused politely.
Hyukjae looks at it in disgust. "And I don't eat feet."
The brunette ignored his statement as he pranced off to a game stall, paying the stall owner and started to throw the darts given to him.
"Tch, why can't I hit the target?" Donghae sighs in frustration as he continued throwing.
Hyukjae goes up to him, takes a dart. "That's because you . Move, I'll show you what's a pro like."
Hyukjae closed his left eye shut, aimed properly at the target and throwed the dart. All eyes were on it as it flew and it landed. It landed on the- the stall owner's forehead? Everyone fell into a fit of laughter except Hyukjae and the stall owner.
"Ow my stomach." Donghae manages out, "That's a really good shot."
"Shut up, this must be a set-up. I'm always good in aiming."
"Used to, you mean." Kyuhyun smirks.
A couple then tried out in aiming beside them and just in one try, they hit the target accurately. Donghae and Hyukjae blinks in disbelief as they stared at the couple. "Do you think their abnormal?" The brunette whispers and Hyukjae nods his head slowly.
They walked around when Kyuhyun points. "Let's play this."
Everyone turn to see what Kyuhyun was pointing at and Hyukjae's face immediately pales visibly.
"Oh yeah, oh oh oh yeah!" Leeteuk chirps.
In front of them stood a scary-looking building with a sign which read 'Haunted House'. Hyukjae knew it was all just decorations but it just freaked him out; paint scraped off the walls, brown crispy leaves were littered all over at the entrance, real-looking crows on the rooftop with shadows looming over it and surprisingly, many people were queueing to enter.
And no, it wasn't those haunted houses where you see in those Japanese anime shows where it's during halloween and the haunted houses are with those cute candy decorations and an adorable cartoon ghost on it.
No.
This was way different, as though you'll never ever come out alive once you step in.Hyukjae found himself already queueing alongside with the rest and since they were supposed to go in pairs, he paired up with Siwon for he was buff.
But Leeteuk objected for he wanted Siwon's company so they did a swap. In the end he ended up with Donghae and he was worried that Donghae was too weak to protect him. Hyukjae has a phobia of ghost houses.
"You know what, I think I'm going to skip this. I'll just wait for you at the other end." Hyukjae says weakly.
But it was too late, they were already next in line to enter.
"Are you ready?" The staff smiles at them.
Hyukjae replies, "I don't think this is a good-" but he got squeezed at the arm by Donghae.
"Ow ow ow, yes I'm ready!" Hyukjae exclaims, sending a death glare to Donghae who smiles back innocently.
Lee ing Donghae, you .
The brunette smiled brightly before waving to the staff and dragged Hyukjae into the dark entrance. Hyukjae looked back where his last hope, light, was left before darkness started to engulf him, and he screamed.
"We're only five centimetres away from the entrance!" Donghae shouts.
"Sorry." Hyukjae says and they continue walking side by side when Donghae felt something ticklish at his ear and screamed as he clutched onto Hyukjae.
Hyukjae smirks, "We're only twenty centimetres away from the entrance, dear." not forgetting to mimick Donghae. The younger slaps him on the back as they walked down the dark pathway. Oh this is going to be a long ride folks.
imagining your reactions, "WTF WHERE IS THE !!!!!"
sry guise, but may i just say, you got trolled. HAHAHAHAHHAHA
lesson learnt here : never ever tell hae your secrets.
Hyukjae, why so jealous?
Sorry for any mistakes as I didn't proof-read it!
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