The day I met your uncle Heechul, he took me to a bar, saying that I need to forget my ex. So we came to the bar and we sat down. I was, honestly, feeling a bit uncomfortable.

H:Dude, relax. I’m here to help you out. Now, let’s find you a hot girl.

S:Wait, no. I don’t know, Heechul, isn’t it a bit too early for that?

H:It’s 9 pm.

S:No, I mean… I just broke up with my fiancée.

H:The sooner you find another chick, the sooner you will get over her.

S:Yeah, but… I’ve been with Yoona for 6 years. I’m out of the game.

H:Okay, don’t worry, I got this.

He got up, took his phone and went out. A few minutes later he got back.

S:Where did you go?

H:Don’t ask, just wait.

We waited for about 10-15 minutes.

H:Oh, here she is!

I looked over to the entrance of the bar and spotted a young woman.

S:Wow, she’s gorgeous.

H:What, her? Please, she’s a 6.

S:6?!

H:Hey, Yuri, over here!

He waved at her, as she walked over to out booth.

Y:What do you want, Heechul?

She said angrily.

H:Ok, look, before you freak out, this is our new neighbor, Siwon.

She turned to me and she smiled.

Y:Hi, I’m Yuri. Nice to meet you.

Wow, she was quick with mood swings. She quickly turned to Heechul with a serious expression.

H:Siwon, our new friend over here, broke up with his fiancée recently and needs to get back on the horse. But he hasn’t been in the dating game for 6 years and is a bit rusty. So I called you to help him out. Come here, both of you.

He got up and walked over to the bar. We followed.

H:Yuri, you sit here.

Before sitting down on the empty bar stool she told him:

Y:I’m only doing this because you said you got some embarrassing photos from college, you blackmailing jackass.

Heechul smiled at her evilly and she sat down.

H:Now Siwon, let’s pretend Yuri is a girl…

Yuri rolled her eyes at his statement.

H:… and you’re hitting on her. Go!

S:Heechul, I don’t know…

Y:Look, Siwon, I’m gonna help you out, ok?

H:No. he doesn’t need your help, I’m his wingman.

Y:Well then, you’re doing a great job.

She answered sarcastically and turned to me.

Y:From now on, I’m your wingman.

Heechul laughed at that and Yuri looked at him with the corner of her eyes, but decided to ignore him.

Y:I’m a woman, nobody knows this better than me. Trust me, I’m the greatest wingman a guy could ask for.

H:A woman?! Oh please, you’re basically half male.

Y:Which is still more of a man than you’ll ever be!

H:Well, look who woke up on the y side of the bed today.

Heechul and Yuri kept on fighting. At some point Yuri yelled: “You know, I don’t have to take this crap or help you and your friend!” and stormed out of the bar. Then Heechul tried to explain to me how to hit on girls with all his crazy ways. Needless to say, that was a long night.

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So, what did you guys think of these two chapters? Please leave a comment. Also, just imagine that the bar they're in is the MacLaren's bar from the HIMYM show.