> Shave it! <

"Hey baby! Shave what?"

> You know exactly what I'm talking about <

"As much as it would be awesome, I can't read minds baby"

> Your mustache! I don't like it! <

"Euh? Why? I thought you found me y with beard!"

> Exactly! Beard! Not a freaking stone age mustache! Why did you have to leave it like that? <

"*pout* But you always say I look great no matter what"

> *sigh* You do Wonnie. Just not with that mustache <

"The fans seem to like it"

> Honey, I love you but I don't really see how can anyone like it! You look... weird! <

"Like a macho man?"

> More like a very old man <

"*pout*"

> I know you're pouting right now and it must look reaaally ridiculous with that mustache so stop <

"Why so mean, Pudding?"

> I'm just looking out for your best, honey <

"*Sigh* Fine. If you say it doesn't suit me then it doesn't"

> Of course <

"I'll shave it"

> Good boy <

"Bugsy will be sad though"

> Why? <

"He seems to like it"

> Bugsy is a dog, hyung! <

"He's our baby, Kyu!"

> Yes, but I'm your forever baby so you should listen to me <

"*Smile* The best baby in the world although you're gonna make me shave my cool mustache"

> Siwon! It's not cool it's WEIRD! <

"Fine fine. But don't you wanna say goodbye to it one last time?"

> Thanks but no thanks <

"Are you sure? We can even roleplay"

> Siw- <

"I can be your... sugar daddy"

> ... <

"Eh? You like that, don't you?"

> Tsk I d-don't <

"Daddy wants to play with you, would you let daddy ravish you with his y mustache?"

> ... it's n-not y <

"I bet daddy can change your mind"

> Well, on second thought... Why not meet tonight and I'll help you shave it. You know, just in case it's get hard for you to do it <

"Daddy will get hard alright!" 

> O.O Siw- <

"Yes... Bambi?"

> *gulp* Meet me at home in an hour! <

"Your wishes are daddy's command"

> ... Don't be late! <

Beep Beep

SW: Daddy's gonna make you worship his mustache when he's done with you! kekekeke :^)

KH: Stupid mustache and stupid boyfriend! Bambi will show Daddy who's the boss! ¬ _¬

A/N: I couldn't help writing this after seeing this picture... Siwon's mustache looks weird without his y beard!