Kyuhyun
Siwon

> I’m sorry Siwon-ah. You know exactly why you can’t pick him up <

"But hyung. He really wants me to!"

> Well, figure something out. But if the news come out, leave me out of it! <

(The Next Day)

> Hyung, thank you so much. It felt really good, you picking me up from the uni <

“I’m sorry it wasn’t the Audi. But at least we got away with it”

> Yes we did. There’s no photos, no complains and certainly no crazy Teukkie hyung <

Or so they thought …

(That Evening)

> Choi Siwon! What did I say about picking Kyuhyun up? <

“What do you mean hyung?”

> Don’t play innocent with me! He’s there, isn’t he? <

“Yeah, why?”

> Because it’s his fault! *shout* <

“I didn’t do anything, teukkie hyung!”

> Put me on speaker <

“Hyung, can you tell me exactly what happened?”

> Why are there pictures of Kyuhyun riding in a black car? <

“Teukkie hyung, at least there was no Siwon in the picture!”

> Yeah true. But the car was Siwon’s father! <

”So?”

> You’re both are driving me crazy! <

“Well there’s a lot of cars that look like that one”

“Yeah how could they tell that it was my father’s?”

> Because someone photographed the car’s licence plate and so they know it was your father’s <

“They don’t miss on anything, do they?”

“What do we do now hyung? Is the company angry? I mean ... we didn’t do anything wrong”

> This is not about you two now. It’s about why Siwon’s father picked Kyuhyun up from the university <

“Wait what?”

“What does that mean?”

> It means, since they didn’t get the driver’s picture. They thought it was Siwon’s father who picked Kyuhyun up. So now everybody is blabbing about why for the name of god, Mr.Choi would pick Cho Kyuhyun from the university! <

“This is bad”

“Very bad”

> You think? <

“What can we do now, hyung?”

> You horsey, are going to sacrifice your Audi, and drive your father’s car for a while. People need to see you driving it <

“But that means that they’ll know I was the one who was with Kyuhyun”

> That’s what you both wanted in the first place, no? <

“Well, I didn’t mean it this way. I didn’t want to cause such a fuss *pout*”

“It’s not your fault baby”

> It’s both of your faults! Siwon I wanna see you driving that car tomorrow. I don’t care if you go look for paparazzi yourself. I want a picture! <

 …

“What did we get ourselves into”

“*evil laugh*”

“Yah hyung, what are you laughing about?”

“Aaah, my innocent BabyKyu. This is working exactly as I planned”

“Hyung, what are you talking about? *confused*”

“*grin*”

“Wait … You mean this … all of this … was done on purpose?”

“Well, let’s say I’m tired of this hide and seek. I want the public to know already”

“Hyung, I can’t believe you’ll do something like this behind my back!”

“Would you agree if I told you beforehand?”

“Well …”

“Exactly”

“Just tell me how it all happened. Start talking!”

“So it all started with that phone call. You seemed so sad about us not being able to go anywhere in public so I was frustrated. I never want you to feel sad so when I called Teukkie hyung and he told me to figure it out, an idea popped into my head. First, I had no intention of using this father thing. I just borrowed the car and I sincerely only wanted to pick you up. But when I was there I heard some girls blabbing about how they think it’s Mr.Choi’s car and why is he there picking you up. So I did my best to not show my face and let them believe just that, because I knew exactly what the managers would do, and well ... now we know what happened next”

“I can’t believe you did this *pout*”

“You’re just mad because it wasn’t you who thought about it first *merhong*”

“Such a show off! Now what will we do about this mess?”

“Nothing. Tomorrow I’ll take my father’s car again and that’s it”

“That’s it? People will then know that you’re the one who picked me up”

“Yes, and like you said, there’s nothing wrong about a hyung/friend to pick up his Dongseang/friend from the uni”

“Sajangnim will be reaaaally pissed off”

“Well, no one makes my baby sad”

“Siwon, Siwon, Siwon. What am I going to do with you? ert, evil, skinship lover, cheesy, gentlman, perfect lover … Just which one are you? *throw hands in the air*”

“All of them?”

*a pinch on the arm*

“Ouch! … A.n.y.w.a.y, what’s important is that I’m all of those you mentioned only for you. You’re the reason I am who I am”

“And I love the way you are. Only for me, right?”

“Only for you, my princess”

“What was that?”

“I mean my prince … wait ... it doesn’t suit you”

“And princess does?”

“Kind of”

*Hand twist*

“Ah, ah, ah ... okay okay, my King. The king that occupies the throne of my heart *smile*”

“*blush* Siwonniiiiiie … why do you always make me blush like this *pout*”

“My adorable baby gets affected easily by my words, doesn’t he?”

“Can you blame me? Your sweet tongue is so ... alluring”

“Big words baby, big words. You know what I’ll have to do now”

“What? *smile*”

“The king and the knight are going to have a celebration. Maybe … a Royal Throne Party?”

“Oooh, that sounds sooo tempting”

“Oh, yes it is. My Kyuhyun, my love, my king, prepare yourself because tonight... I’ll make you mine all over again”

“Hahaha … hyung … hyung … wait a second … Siwonnieeee … stop it … mmphh ”

(Don’t need to tell you what happened next …)

No idea how I end up writing this one haha that was NOT what I meant to write!
Well, a little bit of non-phone call interaction
Hope this was real though -_-