The pain was un-bareable i screamed and screamed as heechul, sungmin and shindong wore cheerleading outfits to cheer me on...
every one was screaming untill all of a sudden yesung spoke, 
"here i have a cure for this pain." he stated as everyone turned serious. he placed his turtle on my stomach. 
"what the hell?" leeteuk said in the quiet room as every one stared at the turtle.
"YAH~!! THAT WONT HELP!!" i shouted as i started the commotion again.
i made my final pushes and the doctor pulled a baby out. the doctor removed his face mask and revieled himself as jonghyun.
"my beautiful son.." he sighed , then the two other docters pulled their masks off, Min Ho and Onew...
"He's MY son!" onew yelled over to jonghyun,
Nooo~ he's obviously mine." Min Ho shouted, 
"here, let key have a look..." all three brought the baby to me, i looked at its face, it had taemins head...
"hello Umma" the new born child said, i screamed and ran out of the hospital room, i ran down another never ending hallway to a bright light, as i ran my hospital gown turned into a long wedding dress...and the floor grew a red carpet, i ran untill i reached a door, frantically i opened the door and a wedding song played.
what in the world.
i walked down an isle and saw all of the SM artists sitting, sunny, kris, siwon, amber, chanyeol, Max...everyone..... i reached the alter and saw a groom standing there. from the back it was obviously jonghyun, i tapped his shoulder and as he slowly turned around he transformed into onew....
"will you marry me?" he asked getting on one knee.
"Oh hell no, i have had enough of this!!" i yelled 
i slapped onew in the face, and yelled some more
"NO NO NO NO NO~!!" i screamed punching and kicking him,
then i fell on the ground crying i cryed and cryed, untill i heard a voices
"pabo get up,"
"UMMAAAA~!!"
"hehehe i smell chicken..."
"Wake up!"
"TEN PUSH UPS UNLESS YOU WAKE UP"
"he's dead huh?"
i slowly opened my eyes and saw taemin, minho, jonghyun and onew standing over me,
"am i dead precious angels?" i asked them with tears in my eyes.
"wow...you look ugly." jonghyun said placing his hands on my face,
i finally snapped into realitity and sat up, "AM I IN LABOR?!?!" i screamed realixing i was in a hospital again, the guys just laughed and shushed me.
"are you crazy?" minho asked me, "you were just in a tiny accident.." 
a tiny accident...the car crash...
"a car crash?" i asked him,
"yeah~" onew said sitting down in a chair near by, i got scared.. "a high speed accident with you?" i asked min ho again,
they all laughed,
"no you decided to used manager hyungs van to go shopping for jonghyuns birthday, but crashed on your way out..." taemin said giggling,
"Was it bad?" i said frantically looking over my body,
"no you just  got knocked out, and as for the van you just dented it...man you're delicate." jonghyun stated.
wow i guess it was all just a dream.


FIN: okay i know the ending was expected, like all obvious, but i wrote this like last year during class, and all my friends thought it was cool, so whatever -.-

I am a pycopath dont judge <3

Key: why would you write such a horrible, painful tim burton style fan fic about me?