I was on the plane and bored and annoyed that I wouldn't be near a computer for five weeks (proved wrong by the fact I'm online now).  And I was thinking about the lawsuit.  I'm always thinking about the lawsuit.  It's depressing.

;-;

So I felt like cheering myself up!

And here it is.

It's short and sweet.

It should take less than three minutes to read.

One if you're like my friend named Laurel who I'll be sending this to while she's asleep halfway around the world that's an amazingly fast reader.

It's the same deal, everyone.  No plagerism, no warnings, etc etc. ;-;  Too lazy to do all the word-replacing of my normal format and whatever.