Don't try me you dum scum

Me: Someday I'm gonna marry a panda... Grandma: And you will be!

EEEEYOOOH~~!

since I'm the co-author..but even with "Co" I am still considered an "author" 

 

"wow...she's so laaame.. realizing that just now"

ehem ehem anyhways

but authors, get this "temporary" disease called, writer's block, and with writer's block, you go nuts and try to do the unlikely things..like going outside of the house and take a walk or do some sports...

O..O

wellp, there ya have it folks! my excuse for my tardiness and for not updating until now XD 

HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOY THIS CHAPTER AS ALWAYS, Jhang~~!!

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previously:

He looked with a "mmmhhhhhmmmm-you-got-me-impressed-ghurl" face.

"Bye Yunyun!!"

/blushes/ (yunsu)

"heehehe"/chuckles/

I was a little lost on where to go.

But atleast I'M not an anti social, and asked some people around the hallways.

"take a left and go straight until you see a name that says 'library'"

"oh..thank you!!I

came after....

meter away from reaching the door of the library....and pulled

Narator POV:

She didn't realize there was a person pushing the library door at the same time

Yunsu( aka person that "pulled":O.O

  and

Person that "pushed": U.U>>o.o>>O.O'''

great. just.

Amazing.

there goes me opening my first and last library door..

I felt my head being hit by a huge hammer

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Yunsu POV:

*BOG*

 

...what just happened..

 

I feel my body on something solid and cold...probably from that-

a-ah ..

why does it hurt so much

 

My neck to be more exact..

"..AYAAA.."

 

 

my-my head...ugh..

I try to prolong the distance of the cold floor to my oh so injured body but it, itself cannot do as I say.

 

All of a sudden I feel this distant but warm breath blow at me. I try my bestest to fixate my left eye to who that blurry figure was..

"are you okay?~~ I'm so sorry!" I hear distant sobs..that seemed to be a guys voice.....?

"h-"

"PLEASE FORGIVE ME, I SWEAR I DIDN'T MEAN IT OMG, YOU KNOW WHAT, I'LL JUST PAY YOU!! I'LL KILL MYSELF FOR THIS SHAMEFUL SIN THAT I HAVE DONE"

"um excu-"

"KILL ME. KILL ME INSTEAD"

"I'm not interested in killing-"

I said. partially waiting for a hand to reach out and help me, "wow...."he interrupted my thought well, I said it too soon. OTL

 

"the rumors were right you are pretty cute..." he blushed as he poked my cringing cheek then looks away.

I blushed at the sudden confession..but that wasn't what I was actually waiting for.

/pulls/ I realized that he pulled me by my arms and pulled me to who knows where while we were, people from every hallway were muttering and gasping...ugh 

 

"..that's the worst part.."I mumbled, before I can say more (I couldn't, he covered my freakin' mouth) Grandma is gonna kill me. Not only am I injured I have some random dude pulling me around. I feel like puking..

" shhhiiiii..." I winced and stoppped dead cause I couldn't handle the pressure coming from my head why does this have to happen..on the first day of school???

"here. I'll help you up" 

O..O I felt two slender arms creep under my back and as moments passed the hard floor wasn't felt anymore, "ehum ehum as you know I'm to be married so I shouldn't be concerning myself with other people or more like other me-" (she was about to say men)

"Blah blah blah just wait till you meet my hyungs they'll totally LOVE you."

"tch, YAH! OWWW" I'm gonna puke I can't hold it in anymore..must. 

"Oh hyungs, look what I found! tao's soon to be wifey!"

"wait til' toa comes hehehe..." is that baekhyun? who are the other 4 people? /looks at sehun/ "whoO aAre you???"

He hesitated and looked at me for a second,"someone tao loves"

"wait. tao edison is gay?!!?" I said raising one of my eyebrows, I couldn't help but realize one crazy fact about this....and that is that I have NO CLUE about tao whatsoever.

I try gulping all the saliva coming out of my mouth not only that I'm looking right at 'tao's lover|' he might think I'm drooling at him so I looked away he looked confused, "oi. you okay?"

ugh, I don't think I can hold it in much longer..I think it happened only because this guy pulled me around and arouUuUNd

 

in the library (tao POV)

ugh, thank god I'm away from that bath tub mouth and back to my peaceful and cool karisma self. (A/N that what tao call yunsu now..)

I smirked when I noticed the girls blushing at my glance. /Sigh/ I might as well go meet up wih the other guys. 

"Hey, Jenna-unni, did you hear what happened outside the library? it sounded like there was an accident" a girl that came in the library said. Girls are pretty loud, and that's an understatement of the century, especially when it come to gossip.

" Oh no! what happened?" 

"I heard, sehun oppa had an accident with this freshman..I think it was yunsu....? "

Tch, the girl is much more clumsy and reckless as I have thought...she's worse.

WAY WORSE.

 

I couldn't help but think that if I do not "help" her,I'll have to face NaiNai's disappointed face.

UGGGH THIS GIRL IS PUSHING BUTTONS

Tao Ran back and forth panting as he searched and question for the "stupid" girl. If he didn't want nainai from stopping the menu for sushi..He had to do something....

 

Something..FAST.

Meanwhile, in sehun's arms, Yunsu slowly dies away leaving her head spinning around several times non stop.But in fact, sehun wasn't moving he stopped on his tracks seeing Kai and the other memebers show up.

 

 

Yo guys What the hell are you guys doing to her her--"

"BLEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHH"

/splash/

 

 

...

 

 

 

Tao POV:

What the hell are you guys doing to her---

/splash/ 

I suddenly felt this lookwarm liquidy secretion on my face..

I trembled as I slowly fold my finger and ball into strong tight fists.

..I watched as the others was just as surprised and shocked.

POV End

All EXCEPT Tao: HOLY SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

 

Tao suddenly realized his oh so beautiful gucci bag was ruined by "it". He trembles as he looked at the poor thing..covered in something he hates so much..

He might as well change into a mad man..

"Y-you.."Tao said shakily, "WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME"

Tao sees Yunsu completely closing her eyes...

Yunsu completely out.

 

 

 

boy, time sure is eberytang in this situation. aiya.

WAIT- HEY THERE GUYSSS!

OMG did NOT see ya there

"ghad.. she's so fake.like, oh my ghad" 

yes, I know, ok.

/le cries a river/

then again "this isn;t my best effort" PART 2 

..only half of this fanfic was made 2 years ago..

ahem awkward. anywho. guys., I will totally TRY MY BEST (..no promises..) to make it up to you to those who I THINK are still subbed in with this...

thing. shall we say.

UHUHUHUHU IM SARRY TT^TT me so JERK SUCH A FLIRT CAUSE I TWER- oh shoot. better keep it pg here..

hopefully you guys enjoy this chapter as much as I enjoy writing this fanfic

btw, I don-CANNOT twerk fo mah life just fyi.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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exofanficseeker
#1
Chapter 6: SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY nikkuh, nikkuh, nikkuh, monjeh nekha, nekha, nekha
I'll update even if it's going to be VERY SHORT.
JKSkim
#2
Chapter 5: author please update ToT
JKSkim
#3
Chapter 4: ^^ jjang! update soon...
JUB1LANT
#4
Chapter 2: So Sweet :)) ♥
hanieberry97
#5
update soon.like this fanfic
exofanficseeker
#6
why. why. WHY??



ho-how could you stop th-there ksdjhfeicnfu canNOT contain meh feels!!! >w< oh~~~~ epic twist there! I kind of felt a bit iffy when reading the


"awkward-I-don't-know-how-to-explain-kind-of-ehembreastahemehem-moment" but really made me interested in it.


please update and






HWAITING! AUTHOR-noona-NIM(can I call you that???:3)