Yamada FAIL~

F.R.A.R.K. ON QUE~
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WARNING: This fic is quite futuristic... :D


 
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Year 2018


“I think I want to be married by the time I’m 25…”

Yamada remembered that phrase and just lingered through his mind along with the never ending ideas on how to let his feelings out to ask for Rio’s hand in marriage. He thought for a while with a restless nod before even noting down the things he wanted to say to his girlfriend.


“What are you doing?” Yamada looked up and saw the two figures of his best friends, partly smiling within his presence. Because of this, Yamada immediately hid the piece of paper on his right hand, trying his best not to let the two boys see.



However, to his dismay, Chinen and Yuto already saw the piece of paper even before Yamada had the chance to hide it from them.



“You’re gonna propose to Rio-chan? Uwahhh~ That’s good news…” Chinen declared then took the nearest seat on Yamada’s left, and then Yuto followed the gesture and sat on his right.




“Please don’t tell anyone yet… I’m planning to tell Johnny-san soon.” Yamada pleaded his two best friend and looked at the piece of paper once again… “I want to get married”
 



“Wahhh.. Yama-chan, I never imagined you being very cheesy…” Yuto mocked then patted his bestfriend’s shoulder… “So, how are you gonna propose?”

 


By this question, Yamada just sighed in despair and looked down. He indeed has lots of ideas on what to say to Rio. However, those ideas are easy to think of, but quite difficult to put into actions. Besides, proposing to someone is not the easiest thing to do.


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*Proposal 1 = Suddenly propose on a date…”
 



Ryosuke looked at Rio nervously as they walk side by side each other along with the romantic street lights surrounding them.
Yamada planned to propose under the passionate scene of the moonlight along with the scheduled firework display that night. By then, he just can’t help but to think of how perfectly dressed Rio is, faultless for his marriage proposal.



Stealing multiple glances at Rio, Yamada found himself always turning away whenever their eyes met which is enough to make Rio worried on how her boyfriend is acting.
 



“Yama-chan… Are you okay? Is something bothering you?” she asked with a worried tone. Yamada on the other hand just gulped on where he’s standing and just paused for the most awaited fireworks to be displayed which he thought will be the best time to tell her his feelings.
 



“I’m fine… The firework display will start soon. Why don’t we just sit here?” Ryosuke replied with an assuring voice then guided Rio to the nearest bench. Yamada then peeked at his pocket to see if the ring is still there with the restless feelings of worry and fright. “Yosh… This is it!!” he whispered to himself, trying his best not to be noticed by Rio.
 



A few minutes later, the fireworks display started which is enough to make the people around them gasp with amazement. Yamada saw few children clapping with each other after seeing the beautiful scene. By this, Ryosuke felt the urge to pull out the ring on his right pocket and present it to Rio along with the words of thoughtfulness he just practiced multiple times before their date.
 



“Rio~” he faced Rio who is still busy enjoying the scene of the wonderful colours in the sky… “Will you –“


 

“Misaki-chan… WILL YOU MARRY ME?”




Suddenly, another voice on a microphone put over Yamada’s own vocals.



“Ehh?” he said in disbelief then turned to the voice he just heard.



Coincidentally, another man had the same idea on proposing that night which made Yamada feel useless.



“Awww~ How sweet… he proposed to her…” Rio said while staring at the couple now hugging each other after the man’s proposal. Yamada and Rio heard the loud cheers of the people around them, congratulating the now ‘engaged’ couple.

 


“What are the chances?!!” Yamada mouthed the words of disappointment then placed the ring back to his right pocket, planning to sulk down after realising his ‘failed’ proposal.

 



RESULT = FAILED


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*Proposal 2 = Proposing on a TV show…*




Ryosuke fixed his tie and checked that everything is indeed according to his plan. He smiled weakly to himself in the mirror and whispered the words of “Ganbatte…” to his own reflection.



By this, he pulled his phone and attempted to send Rio a text:


“Rio-chan… make sure you watch today’s Music Station ne?” he happily sent the message with his plan of proposing in LIVE television. The sudden thoughts of Rio just lingered through his mind, determined to get her sweet ‘YES’. He doesn’t even care how Johnny-san will react. All he wants now is to get Rio’s hand in marriage.
 


“I will… xxx” Yamada felt his phone vibrate against his hand and read the message. Rio’s text just made him blink a few times with his own nervousness lingering inside his chest. Before he knows it, a big lump over his voice box was felt.

 


“Yama-chan… We’ll be going in now…” Keito called for Yamada and guided him inside the studio.
 



When he got there, a sudden announcement from the staff crew just broke Ryosuke apart: “Minna-san… Unfortunately, we can't do a LIVE broadcast today as planned. Something wrong happened with the schedule so we’ll just going to film this show as normal…”
 



“EHHH??” Yamada said in a loud voice, enough to make the people around him look to his direction.
 

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pockypenguinmonster
#1
Chapter 13: Chapter 13: Yamario cute as ever and YO YAMA IS RIGHT ABOUT JEALOUS OF YUTO. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MAN. TELL RIO THAT SHE WILL 100% GET NAGGED EITHER WAY IF SAYU DISCOVERS RIO GOT SICK. but sayu would probably gets nags back just as much by rio if not yuto for not taking care of herself-

Anyway. The whole time i was reading it i was like. Im glad that nothing truly stand in the way of your love for yama and yamario.

YOU WRITE AND I WILL READ. YOU HEAR ME? JUST WRITE IT AND I WILL READ IT.
pockypenguinmonster
#2
Chapter 13: I havent read it. But boy will i read it. YOUVE GOT TO LET ME KNOW YOUVE UPDATED BROSKI. TEXT ME OR SOMETHING.

Ill read the story now
pockypenguinmonster
#3
Chapter 12: <span class='smalltext text--lighter'>Comment on <a href='/story/view/269509/12'>The Events of Last Night</a></span>
Ok. first of all. i need to make sure i am breathing--



teka lang!



and i am.



second of all. holy hell! A T E. RIO. YAMADA. AAAAAAAAAAH



you got freaking drunk sayu on point with her angry complaining---sksksksks yamayuto being like "where the hell are you girls at" and "is this yall do for fun"-- im laughing--- like brosKI THEY DRINK BUT THEY DONT RANDOMLY GET DRUNK LIKE UNTIL THEY BLACKOUT.



why do i feel like drunk sayu is a troublemaker would become a normal thing now-- maybe there should be a multitude of drunk sayu sksksksks. at least for reference.



sayu having "the walk of shame" moment the morning after and hiding from yuto at all times is freaking relatable. ngl, i feel like she might not even be able to look at him in the eyes just because of that and go really quiet. and that convo between riosayu is so real--- sayu always threatening people- yama's advice to yuto-- sounds like he has experience sksksksks



I LITERALLY SCREAMED. AND SAKURA WAS CONCERNED IF I WAS OK. AND I HAD ON-AND-OFF MENTAL BREAKDOWNS. BUT MY FRIEND SUGGESTED THAT I SHOULD ONE UP THIS AND DECLARE WAR AND GET INSPIRATION FROM AO3. SOOOOOOOO /looks off.



oh my god. im so doom..... ;w;



i recorded a heartwarming greeting video as a wedding gift for you. I DID NOT EXPECT YOU TO WRITE A HALF AS お礼!! なんで???????リオねえちゃん、私!今!まだ!何も書いていない!!!どうする?

AAAAAAAAAAA!!
pockypenguinmonster
#4
Chapter 12: YAMADA RIO.

WHAT THE HECK-
pockypenguinmonster
#5
Chapter 12: …
Teka lang
AyumiKonaoko
#6
Chapter 11: I READ THIS AGAIN!!!! Aahhhhhhhhhhh I miss your fics so much!!

Even reading it the 100th time still gives me the butterflies haha~
AyumiKonaoko
#7
Chapter 11: ちょっと!I AM STRUGGLING TO CATCH MY BREATH!!!! りお!どうすればいいの?!AMUDAICHIISHO?!

MY HEART COULD BARELY EVEN TAKE IT WITH AMUDAICHII..... LET ALONE SHO!!!

omg I really have to calm down here!!! PHHHHHEEEEWWWWW

okay and now let me start again..... I LOVE THIS SHO!!! HAHAHA HES SO CUTE WHEN HES FLUSTERED!

Also also also.... YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING THAT AMU WAS WITH CHII THIS ENTIRE TIME!!! I SCREAMED~! Missy, you’re insanely talented at these plot twists!!

But since we’re on the topic of Chinen.... CHII!!! How precious is he?!?! Mou~ he gave up on Amu again so that she can be with Daiki haha #justiceforchinen (you’re right! this hashtag is really catching on!!)

AND OMG Daiki’s advice to Sho!!! Dai-chan is sooooo oblivious- and the fact that he was proud of his advice completely killed me!!! HAHA~

Thank goodness for Yama whacking some sense into him!!

Wait... the ending!! I think i flailed the most when Dai-chan stormed in and took Amu away!!

WAIT I LIED- THE KISSES!!! ええええええー?!RIO HOW CAN YOU DO THAT TO ME?! I was on the edge of passing out!!! HAHA

“That’s for making me jealous over Sho”

“And that’s for making me insanely jealous for Chinen”

These two sentences alone.... omg ......

I know for a fact that I’m not going to concentrate on work at all today. My brain is still set on this fic!!

I LOVE YOU RIO~~~~~~
AyumiKonaoko
#8
Chapter 10: RIO CHAN WHAT THE HECK!!!!! I TOTALLY WASNT PREPARED FOR THIS! HOLYYYYYYY

FIRST OF ALL, KIMKEI IS ALREADY MARRIED AND YAMARIO IS HAVING A WEDDING? WHERE WAS THE STORY ABOUT THIS?! I NEED MORE INFO! HOW DID THEY GET PROPOSED TO?!?!
nooooo wayyy can you skip out on that and jump straight to AmuDai!!!!

MISSY I DEMAND AN ENTIRE STORY JUST BASED ON THE WEDDING PLANNING AND PROPOSAL!!!

ALSO IF ONLY YOU COULD SEE HOW RED I REALLY AM. RIOOOOO!!! *still literally speechless*
I was hiding my face in my sweater the entire time I was reading this!

AND DAI-CHAN’S PROPOSAL REQUEST TO YAMA!! That’s sooooo like him!!! HAHAHA

my heart is literally going to jump out of my chest any time soon!!! HOW CAN YOU DO THIS DJSKSHAKSNJALAKSHSKSNS

be ready for payback Rio! Whether it be next week or next month, or next year, EVEN IN TOKYO, I’ll make sure to get my payback!!!

SJJSHSKSHSLSJSKSHSKAJSHSKSH
AyumiKonaoko
#9
Chapter 9: I JUST WOKE UP SO IM STILL IN BED ROLLING AND FORTH GIGGLING~

You’re such a genius writer!! I saw the title of this chapter and I couldn’t help but grin!!

The entire time, I was wondering what Rio’s verdict is! Would she stay mad at Yama or would she forgive him? <3

As always, KimKei completely killed me!! Kim being mad at Kei for 5 years even though only 2 years have passed! I couldn’t stop laughing!!!!! HAHA

And then there’s Dai-chan who is completely weak against Amu’s pleas~ <33

AND HIKARU with his priceless jokes!

But of course the star of this chapter, YAMARIO!!! THEY MADE UP~ *throws confetti and waves an uchiwa* a daily dose of yamario is the way to go <3