Stalking a Man-Hater

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“I.NEED.TO.TALK.TO.YOU”, Kei pulled Rio’s desk chair and twirled it around to make her face him fully. The poor girl nearly jumped from her seat after feeling a strong pull from behind, spinning her office chair, nearly dragging her laptop attached to her headphones.

 

“What the heck, Kei nii-chan? You can’t just barge in my room whenever you want to, you know!”, Rio rolled her eyes before feeling Kei trapping both her shoulders on the back of her chair.

 

“Why not? I used to come into your room all the time when we were kids”, Kei pointed out. See, Kei and Rio’s families are very close friends and the two basically treats each other like brothers and sisters. Every now and then, Kei comes around Rio’s place to snoop around and ask advice about the girl he’s been having an eye on for months now. The same girl happens to be Rio’s best friend – Kim Orihara.

 

“I’m not four years old anymore, nii-chan!”, Rio rolled her eyes, trying to free herself from the tight hold of Kei from her shoulder. “And let me guess, it’s about Kim-chan again, right?”.

 

“Your best friend is impossible! I kept asking her to be my girlfriend, but she keeps turning me down. I’m usually good with girls but with her, it’s different. She really is a MAN HATER!”, Kei pouted then gave off an exhausted sigh. It’s been a few months since he decided to pursue Kim, but Kei finds himself defeated by the girl’s hatred on men. “It’s like she’ll only date me if I don’t have a ing !”, Kei scuffled his hair in annoyance before hearing the sound of a certain someone enter the room, making both their heads turn to the source.

 

 

“Rio-chan! Your front door was open, so I let myself--”, Ryosuke entered the room and soon had his sentence fall flat after seeing a familiar guy pinning Rio on his desk chair. Immediately, Ryosuke rolled Rio’s chair away from Kei and positioned himself in between them. “Inoo-chan, you’re here quite a lot these days!”, the younger one glared. He’s been wanting some ‘alone’ time with Rio since last week and having Kei around definitely isn’t appreciated.

 

“Ryo-chan… You know Kei-chan is like my brother, right?”, Rio asked, sensing that her boyfriend is about to have a heated argument with Kei. The older boy just raised one of his brows and watched Ryosuke act like an overly-protective and jealous boyfriend.

 

“I do! But he comes and goes anytime he wants in your apartment. How come I can’t do that?”, it was Ryosuke’s turn to pout.

 

“Well, Rio-chan’s parents gave me a spare key to her apartment to check up on her occasionally. That’s the advantage of being a trusted ‘childhood’ friend”, Kei said with a smug face, wanting to troll the younger boy down to his core. “Saying that, having known her since childhood, I already saw her when we were young”, Kei continued to mock and the life out of Ryosuke’s body.

 

“Nii-chan! You’re not helping!”, embarrassed, Rio looked at her half-dead boyfriend in front of her and involuntarily covered his ears from listening to Kei’s nonsense. Rio then cupped Ryosuke’s face and tried to reassure the latter, “Yama-chan, Kei nii-chan just came for some advice about your cousin”

 

 

“Cousin?”, Rio’s voice tingled inside Kei’s ears. Did he hear her right? Kim is Ryosuke’s cousin?

 

“Oh yeah… I haven’t told you before, right? Ryo-chan is Kim-chan’s cousin… so, you really have to treat him well if you want to be part of the family”, it was Rio’s turn to tease Kei. She gave off a smirk and soon enough saw the older boy push her aside and step towards Ryosuke.

 

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“You like my cousin?”, Ryosuke asked… “Are you sure you like Kim-chan? She kinda hates men”.

 

“I know!! That’s why you need to help me!”, Kei pleaded but suddenly felt nervous when Ryosuke gave him a smug look. He quickly pulled Kei to the side and whispered, making sure that Rio cannot hear their conversation.

 

“What about this… I’ll help you out with Kim-chan if you give me the spare key to Rio-chan’s apartment”, Ryosuke tried to compromise. He extended his hand and it was almost immediately, Kei shook it and accepted the deal.

 

 

Kei looked at the printed piece of paper which laid out Kim’s schedule for the whole week. Ryosuke sneakily snooped around Kim’s room and had a glimpse of her diary for Kei to see. This gave him the opportunity to ‘stalk’ Kim around and finally get her sweet ‘yes’. 

 

“What the hell are you doing here?”, Kim felt her eyes twitch after seeing a familiar figure of a guy trailing behind her back. Kei only had his attention away from Kim for a few seconds and the girl already caught him snooping around her work place. 

 

“Maa, I just wanted to see you. Also, it’s unsafe to walk alone at this time so I was gonna offer to send you home”, Kei replied with a smile but Kim was quick enough to deflect the amount of sunshine shining on the boy’s face. He’s emitting so much pheromones that he’s attracting all the ladies passing by… and Kim HATES that. She basically hates Kei for being such a lady killer: attracting girls, making them swoon over him then leaving them with nothing. 

 

“W-Wait! Wait! Why do you keep avoiding me?”, Kei sounded betrayed after seeing Kim’s back turning away from him. 

 

“Didn’t I tell you… I.HATE.MEN.LIKE.YOU!”

 

“Give me one good reason why!”

 

“One: You flirt with every girl, Two: You make them think you like them but in actual fact, you just wanna boost your ego and Three: You’re merely an ‘EYE CANDY’ - nothing important”, Kim pointed out, making an invincible arrow pierce Kei’s heart.

 

“What do you mean I’m ONLY an EYE CANDY?”, he asked with his remaining strength.

 

“Yeah! You’re admired by women but it’s all superficial. It’s just for your looks! And they never actually want to love you!”, Kim coldly said, enough to make Kei’s soul separate from his body. 

 

“I-I’m just an eye candy?”, he whispered to himself after some deep contemplation. He was about to counter Kim’s mean words but it was already too late. The girl’s figure quickly disappeared from his peripheral view. 

 

Kim = 1 Kei = 0

 

 

It’s the second day of Kei’s stalking and he finally caught up to Kim after her work hours. The girl seems to have bought something from the convenience store. 

 

“You again?”

 

“Oh! What a coincidence… you’re here too!”, Kei excused but was easily read by Kim. 

 

 “Stop following me, baka!”, Kim instructed but Kei’s persistence is just too much for her. The boy just kept trailing her back up to a point that Kim had no choice but to let him. The couple wizzed through a crowded street towards the train station. Kim walked in a steady pace while making sure Kei was within her peripheral view (making sure he’s not causing any trouble). 

 

They walked for a few minutes and Kei didn’t even notice Kim entering a public toilet. He cluelessly followed Kim inside the female’s lavatory and just realised his mistake when he heard girls screaming at him.

 

“BAKA! Why did you follow me inside? GET OUT!”, Kim pulled the older boy outside the rest room and couldn’t help but blush after feeling Kim’s hand on his. “Just stay here and stay out of trouble!”, she warned like a mother giving maternal lectures to her own son. 

 

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Kei patiently waited for Kim outside the females’ toilet and earned a few judging looks from the people around. At last, the lady he was waiting for finally came out and tried to lose Kei’s attention, however, she failed after feeling the boy intertwine his fingers on hers. 

 

“Do you want a beating?”, Kim tried her best to stay composed while hiding her blushed face. It’s true that he kinda ‘hates’ Kei. Well, maybe ‘hate’ is a strong word as Kei had his way on making Kim fluster. 

 

“Mou, I don’t want to lose you in the crowd”, Kei smirked then ran towards the train Kim usually catches for home. 

 

As soon as their feet landed on the inside of the train, Kim immediately dropped Kei’s hand and took a few steps away from the boy. Kei felt defeated, and like an obedient puppy, he just watched the girl he likes from afar. 

 

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Five o’clock - it was rush hour and the couple found themselves in the middle of a crowded train, packed with a number of people hoping to be home on time after a long days’ worth of work. Kei’s gaze never left Kim and just continued to watch the girl despite a number of bodies in between them. After a few minutes, Kei’s eyes landed on a guy standing right behind Kim, his hand sneakily rubbing the back of his palm on girl's skirt. This made him quite alert and slowly squeezed himself through the gaps in between people to reach Kim. 

 

Meanwhile, Kim felt her eyes widen after feeling

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pockypenguinmonster
#1
Chapter 13: Chapter 13: Yamario cute as ever and YO YAMA IS RIGHT ABOUT JEALOUS OF YUTO. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MAN. TELL RIO THAT SHE WILL 100% GET NAGGED EITHER WAY IF SAYU DISCOVERS RIO GOT SICK. but sayu would probably gets nags back just as much by rio if not yuto for not taking care of herself-

Anyway. The whole time i was reading it i was like. Im glad that nothing truly stand in the way of your love for yama and yamario.

YOU WRITE AND I WILL READ. YOU HEAR ME? JUST WRITE IT AND I WILL READ IT.
pockypenguinmonster
#2
Chapter 13: I havent read it. But boy will i read it. YOUVE GOT TO LET ME KNOW YOUVE UPDATED BROSKI. TEXT ME OR SOMETHING.

Ill read the story now
pockypenguinmonster
#3
Chapter 12: <span class='smalltext text--lighter'>Comment on <a href='/story/view/269509/12'>The Events of Last Night</a></span>
Ok. first of all. i need to make sure i am breathing--



teka lang!



and i am.



second of all. holy hell! A T E. RIO. YAMADA. AAAAAAAAAAH



you got freaking drunk sayu on point with her angry complaining---sksksksks yamayuto being like "where the hell are you girls at" and "is this yall do for fun"-- im laughing--- like brosKI THEY DRINK BUT THEY DONT RANDOMLY GET DRUNK LIKE UNTIL THEY BLACKOUT.



why do i feel like drunk sayu is a troublemaker would become a normal thing now-- maybe there should be a multitude of drunk sayu sksksksks. at least for reference.



sayu having "the walk of shame" moment the morning after and hiding from yuto at all times is freaking relatable. ngl, i feel like she might not even be able to look at him in the eyes just because of that and go really quiet. and that convo between riosayu is so real--- sayu always threatening people- yama's advice to yuto-- sounds like he has experience sksksksks



I LITERALLY SCREAMED. AND SAKURA WAS CONCERNED IF I WAS OK. AND I HAD ON-AND-OFF MENTAL BREAKDOWNS. BUT MY FRIEND SUGGESTED THAT I SHOULD ONE UP THIS AND DECLARE WAR AND GET INSPIRATION FROM AO3. SOOOOOOOO /looks off.



oh my god. im so doom..... ;w;



i recorded a heartwarming greeting video as a wedding gift for you. I DID NOT EXPECT YOU TO WRITE A HALF AS お礼!! なんで???????リオねえちゃん、私!今!まだ!何も書いていない!!!どうする?

AAAAAAAAAAA!!
pockypenguinmonster
#4
Chapter 12: YAMADA RIO.

WHAT THE HECK-
pockypenguinmonster
#5
Chapter 12: …
Teka lang
AyumiKonaoko
#6
Chapter 11: I READ THIS AGAIN!!!! Aahhhhhhhhhhh I miss your fics so much!!

Even reading it the 100th time still gives me the butterflies haha~
AyumiKonaoko
#7
Chapter 11: ちょっと!I AM STRUGGLING TO CATCH MY BREATH!!!! りお!どうすればいいの?!AMUDAICHIISHO?!

MY HEART COULD BARELY EVEN TAKE IT WITH AMUDAICHII..... LET ALONE SHO!!!

omg I really have to calm down here!!! PHHHHHEEEEWWWWW

okay and now let me start again..... I LOVE THIS SHO!!! HAHAHA HES SO CUTE WHEN HES FLUSTERED!

Also also also.... YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING THAT AMU WAS WITH CHII THIS ENTIRE TIME!!! I SCREAMED~! Missy, you’re insanely talented at these plot twists!!

But since we’re on the topic of Chinen.... CHII!!! How precious is he?!?! Mou~ he gave up on Amu again so that she can be with Daiki haha #justiceforchinen (you’re right! this hashtag is really catching on!!)

AND OMG Daiki’s advice to Sho!!! Dai-chan is sooooo oblivious- and the fact that he was proud of his advice completely killed me!!! HAHA~

Thank goodness for Yama whacking some sense into him!!

Wait... the ending!! I think i flailed the most when Dai-chan stormed in and took Amu away!!

WAIT I LIED- THE KISSES!!! ええええええー?!RIO HOW CAN YOU DO THAT TO ME?! I was on the edge of passing out!!! HAHA

“That’s for making me jealous over Sho”

“And that’s for making me insanely jealous for Chinen”

These two sentences alone.... omg ......

I know for a fact that I’m not going to concentrate on work at all today. My brain is still set on this fic!!

I LOVE YOU RIO~~~~~~
AyumiKonaoko
#8
Chapter 10: RIO CHAN WHAT THE HECK!!!!! I TOTALLY WASNT PREPARED FOR THIS! HOLYYYYYYY

FIRST OF ALL, KIMKEI IS ALREADY MARRIED AND YAMARIO IS HAVING A WEDDING? WHERE WAS THE STORY ABOUT THIS?! I NEED MORE INFO! HOW DID THEY GET PROPOSED TO?!?!
nooooo wayyy can you skip out on that and jump straight to AmuDai!!!!

MISSY I DEMAND AN ENTIRE STORY JUST BASED ON THE WEDDING PLANNING AND PROPOSAL!!!

ALSO IF ONLY YOU COULD SEE HOW RED I REALLY AM. RIOOOOO!!! *still literally speechless*
I was hiding my face in my sweater the entire time I was reading this!

AND DAI-CHAN’S PROPOSAL REQUEST TO YAMA!! That’s sooooo like him!!! HAHAHA

my heart is literally going to jump out of my chest any time soon!!! HOW CAN YOU DO THIS DJSKSHAKSNJALAKSHSKSNS

be ready for payback Rio! Whether it be next week or next month, or next year, EVEN IN TOKYO, I’ll make sure to get my payback!!!

SJJSHSKSHSLSJSKSHSKAJSHSKSH
AyumiKonaoko
#9
Chapter 9: I JUST WOKE UP SO IM STILL IN BED ROLLING AND FORTH GIGGLING~

You’re such a genius writer!! I saw the title of this chapter and I couldn’t help but grin!!

The entire time, I was wondering what Rio’s verdict is! Would she stay mad at Yama or would she forgive him? <3

As always, KimKei completely killed me!! Kim being mad at Kei for 5 years even though only 2 years have passed! I couldn’t stop laughing!!!!! HAHA

And then there’s Dai-chan who is completely weak against Amu’s pleas~ <33

AND HIKARU with his priceless jokes!

But of course the star of this chapter, YAMARIO!!! THEY MADE UP~ *throws confetti and waves an uchiwa* a daily dose of yamario is the way to go <3