Is it just me or are rookie groups becoming a lot younger?

I MEAN, it's pretty obvious why. You know the times are changin' and idols are getting older, but still. It's a little weird to see female idols my age or, like, a year or two older. I feel so...unaccomplished knowing they've trained and whatnot and they're debuting and I'm here, like, being...fat. And lazy.

It's a good thing, I guess. As the years go by, they'll still be young. I mean, Taeminnie debuted at 14 and I was alright with that, but why am I not cool with these girls and boys these days?

I'm a '97 liner, and I THINK there is only Tia and Melanie from Chocolat who are my age. And you have, like, a couple other girls who are '96 and one or two in '98 and you have a bunch in '95. IT'S WEIRD. Maybe it's just me.

I think I'm being hypocritical because if I were to become a trainee right now and debut this year or next year or something, I would be suuuuuuuper excited and happy. I'm jealous of them because they get to do all that. It's so amazing, but it must be tiring like hell T.T I give them props. 

But honestly, for example, why are they putting (two) new member(s) in T-ara? And one of them just turned 14? Obviously, she trained and put a lot of hard work into debuting and her dreams are comin' true, yeah, I mean, she does deserve it. But wait. What kind of songs do T-ara sing about? Love? Break ups? All this mushy gushy adult love stuff and...she's younger than me. I know she worked hard, but personally I don't think it's a good idea to debut her NOW and in an already established (is that the right word?) girl group. 

Why? Why? Why? Why? I feeeel so fat and lazy and, like, I haven't done anything in my life when I look at them. Did you see the new girl group of YG? Yeah, the maknaes are a year older than me and they're freakin' gorgeous and talented. Then...there's me. Smelly old me, lol. Yup, while they live fun, but busy, lives, I have my life, boring and unproductive and it consists of doing NOTHING. AT ALL. 

Oh, and there's also NU'EST. I reeeeally like them. They might be my favourite rookie group this year. However, there's five members, FOUR of them were born in 1995. The leader, JR, is 1995. Uh, what? He's so adorable though. That's only two years older than me.

Never mind, I like it when the boy groups are becoming younger. I think it's just the girls because I can compare myself to them more, lol.

It also stuns me when idols debut at a young age. What the hell? How LONG did you train for? Like, two months? Just kidding. Some of them trained for years! I can't do that. No, no, no. Not me, yo. Can't do ANY of that. While you're dancing and sweating and dying, I'm here. At school. Lame. LAME. I'm so lame.

Uuuuugh, but seriously, if I were to ever become a trainee, I would want to debut at, like, 17...? 16 at the youngest. Ah, shoot, that's next year for me. Like hell I'd be a trainee by then, lol.