Breakfast

Selfish Bastard

Note: this chapter isn't rated. I can't change it either. I'm not sure what the mature content in this chapter is that made AFF automatically mark it .__.

 

nvm i changed it i think

 

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Joon tossed and the couch, not being able to fall asleep. He let out a grunt and sat up. "I can't sleep like this. This damn couch isn't soft like my bed. Where did this girl buy it, in a garage sale?!"


"Shut up and go to sleep!" A faint voice shouted through the girl's bedroom door.

Joon let out a growl before he laid back down. He had difficulty sleeping and was awake for the next few hours. Before he knew it, he had fallen asleep. Unfortunately, he was awoken a couple hours later when he heard the clattering of pots and pans in the kitchen, followed by a sizzling sound.

Joon let out a yawn as he sat up in frustration. He looked over to the source of the noise and saw Aejung in her plaid pajamas with her hair tied up in a messy bun cooking breakfast. He gave a disgusted look, "How can peasants live with looking so... unpresentable in the morning?"

Aejung paused her cooking and looked over to Joon with one eyebrow raised questioningly. "Do you want breakfast or not? If you do, I suggest you not comment about how I look in the morning."

"It's not like there's much of a difference later on in the day." Joon replied, causing the girl to give an offended look.

"I guess someone's not getting breakfast today." Aejung mumbled, taking out a plate from the cabinet and transferred some of the eggs and sausage from the pan onto it.

"It's not like I eat that type of food anyways." Joon stared at the food with disinterest, "It looks bad for you anyways. Look at all that oil coming out of it."

"I didn't even use that much oil." Aejung rolled her eyes. She put her plate of food onto the kitchen table and headed to her room. "I'm going to go change so behave."

Joon rolled his eyes and carefully climbed off the couch. He approached the kitchen table and grabbed one end of the table cover, climbing up to the top. Once he got up, he breathed in and out, trying to catch his breath. Joon stared at the plate before him with a grimace on his face.

"How do people even eat this stuff? Can it even be called food?" He tsked at the sausages. "I'd rather starve."

When Aejung had finished changing, she emerged from her bedroom and grabbed a plate to eat from. She transferred some eggs and sausages over after taking a seat at the table.

"Why are you on the table?" Aejung asked Joon.

"What's wrong with me being on the table?" He asked.

Aejung shrugged. "I never said anything was wrong, but people usually don't stand on the table. Especially you right?"

"Whatever." Joon scoffed.

Aejung continued to eat her breakfast. From time to time, she would glance at the tiny man with a scowl on his face. She gave a small smirk and asked, "Aren't you going to eat?"

"I don't eat this type of stuff." Joon grunted as he eyed the eggs curiously, no longer glaring, as he gulped.

"Suit yourself." Aejung shrugged. "Don't be a later when you're hungry. And they're called eggs."

"I know what they are!"

Joon sat on top of the table watching Aejung eat. He glanced at the other plate at the corner of his eyes. 'No! I can't eat that stuff! I'll just get Cheondung to get me food later.' he immediately removed his eyes from the plate in front of him and turned to see Aejung stifling her laughter which caused him to frown.

"Yah, what's so funny?" He asked.

"Nothing..." She mumbled with a smile as she continued to eat her breakfast. She gave Joon a glance and said, "Why don't you just try them? It's not going to kill you."

"I'd rather not risk it. I have a company to run."

"Don't be so overdramatic." Aejung laughed. She stabbed a small piece of her eggs and held it in front of Joon's mouth, making his eyes widen in surprise.

"What are you doing?" He asked as he eyed the yellow substance in front of his face.

"Try it."

"No." Joon gave a disgusted look. "I don't share utensils with others. That's gross!"

Aejung rolled her eyes. "Whatever."

The doorbell rang and Aejung got up from her seat. "I'll be back."

When Aejung was out of sight, Joon cautiously approached the plate of food that was left untouched. He tore a small piece of egg and eyed it. It would have been difficult to use a fork so he had to make do. He carefully placed the piece of egg into his mouth and chewed slowly with his eyes shut tightly. Once he had swallowed the eggs, he blinked a couple of times in surprise.

"Wow, this is good." Joon's eyes widened as he tore another piece of egg to eat.

As Joon was enjoying his meal, Aejung reentered the room with someone behind her. Her eyes widened in panic when she saw Joon eating the eggs. She had completely forgotten about him.

"Wah! Today's breakfast smells good noona!" The person behind Aejung exclaimed. Aejung quickly grabbed Joon from off of the kitchen table right as he was about to get more eggs and hid him behind her back.

"O-oh, really? Well you can have some Mir." Aejung gave a nervous laugh. The boy raised an eyebrow suspiciously but shrugged it off and took a seat to eat the breakfast Aejung made.

Joon glared at Aejung's hand that was holding him hostage. He squirmed around, which was a bad idea because she tightened her grip as a sign for him to keep still.

"Well enjoy the breakfast, I'll be right back." Aejung said before she entered her room. She locked the door and placed Joon on the desk at the corner of the room.

"Yah!" Joon glared.

"Shh!" Aejung hushed. "We shouldn't let anyone see you like this!"

"He's eating my eggs!" Joon shouted.

"Aejung-noona?" Mir knocked on the door. "Are you okay in there?"

Aejung looked horrified and answered quickly, "Y-yeah Mireu! I'm fine, just go eat your breakfast!"

"...Okay, if you insist." Mir said after a pause.

Aejung listened to Mir walking away before turning back to Joon. "Don't talk too loud! And I thought you said you wouldn't eat those eggs."

"Well they're good." Joon shrugged.

"Just... Just stay in here until he leaves." Aejung instructed and left the room.

Joon looked offended at being discarded in the room alone. He glanced around and wondered how he would get down from the high desk. "At least put me on the ground."

His eyes landed on some tape and smirked. He pulled the tape dispenser over to the edge of the desk and grabbed one end of it. He looked over the edge at the ground and took a deep breath. He shut his eyes and hopped off after securing the tape around his waist. He landed on the soft carpet with a small thud and was relieved that the ground wasn't hardwood or something similar.

"You expect me to stay in here when there's some homeless boy eating my breakfast? Yeah right." Joon glared at the door that Aejung had left through and wondered how he was going to open it.

Joon glanced over to the nightstand next to the bed when something caught his eye. He climbed up the skirt of the bed and grabbed the phone when it was within reach. He left it on the nightstand and punched in some numbers and waited as the phone was ringing.

"Hello?" a groggy voice at the other end answered after three rings.

"Come get me." Joon demanded through the phone.

"What time is it?" the voice at the other end mumbled. " Where are you right now?"

"Some girl's house." Joon told the other person.

"Hyung, I can't come get you if you don't give me a specific place or an address." the man yawned. "Why are you at some girl's house anyways? I thought you didn't do flings. I don't remember you drinking any alcohol last night at the club anyways."

"Cheondung, just come get me and I'll explain later." Joon commanded. "I'm not sure where the house is though. I was kind of brought here against my will."

"What?!" Cheondung sounded wide awake now. "Did someone kidnap you?!"

"No." Joon sighed. "Trust me, you'll want me to explain later. Now's not the time though. You have to see me for yourself. It's really unbelievable."

"Alright. So do you know where the house is near?"

Joon looked out the window and saw a sign at the entrance of the parking lot. "I'm at some apartments called The SHINee Marble. Come quickly."

"Strange name... I'm on my way so I'll be there soon."

"Oh, and Cheondung?" Joon called before Cheondung hung up. "Bring me some eggs and sausages." He requested before hanging up.

On the other end, Cheondung sat in his car with the key in the ignition and looked at his phone weirdly. "Eggs and sausages? Why does he want them? I tried feeding him that a while back and he almost bit my head off for feeding him that type of food." Cheondung shrugged and began to drive off. "Something weird is up with Joon-Hyungnim."

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YoongiholicAnonymous #1
Chapter 14: What? No!! It's over now :'(
First I thought "WTF?!?! WHAT IS THAT FOR AN STUPID ENDING?!?!"
But then you said that you were joking :D
And I was relieved :D
Idk why but I liked the railroad scene. Especially the moment where Joon ran off before the witch finished her sentence about that Aejung no longer needs his kidney^^
That's enough evidence that Joon cares for/likes/loves Aejung :D
I'm going to miss that selfish (little) bastard ;D
xJungSquaredx
#2
Chapter 14: Part two~ Damn the limit on comments. -____-"

Omg. The ending. LOL. I'm glad he opened the door for the little boy this time~ Like what kind of human being are you if you shut a door into a little boy's face?? And then we had an accidental kiss. Omg. Haha. Omg omg omg. Give me a moment to blush~

So I think Joon fell for her fish face more than anything else about her. I bet you that that face is what made him fall. Yeahp. Not her personality or looks. Nope. It's her fish face...lol. Idk if that's something to be proud of, but it did score her a rich boyfriend, soo~~ LOL.

WOOW. LEE JOON IS NOT ONLY A SELFISH BASTARD (WELL NOT ANYMORE) BUT HE'S ALSO A SNEAKY BASTARD. LOL. KISSING HER SO SHE CAN STOP MAKING THAT FACE. IT'S NATURAL REFLEX! IT CAN'T BE HELP! DON'T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ITT! LOLOL. BUT IT WAS SO CUTE HOW HE DID IT. LOLOL.

OMO. THANK YOU YEOBO~~ I LOOVE IT SOO MUCH. IT WAS FUNNY AND CUTE AND OMFG SO RIDICULOUS HOW JOON WAS AN . BUT HE BECAME A CHANGED ~ SO IT'S ALL GOOOOOOD. THANK YOU SO MUCH AGAIN FOR THIS. <33
xJungSquaredx
#3
Chapter 14: It's a new feeling to click on the title of this fic and see the word "complete" beside it. It's a mix between happiness and sadness. Lol. But omg. Congrats on completing it before it's one year anniversary! :D AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PUTTING TIME OUT TO WRITE THIS FOR ME~~ <3

I go comment on the last chapter now~ xDD

ROFL at the fake beginning. LAWL. That's an awesome ending~ We'll meet in heaven, Lee Joon you bastard! LOL.

Omg. Joooooooon~~~~ You came for me!!! I knew you love me~ You can't deny it! You have fallen for mee~~~ My fish face makes you fall even harder~ :D Kekeke. And then you gave me "Junggiefish"...Lol. That name is everywhere now. Like literally. Everywhere. Mentioned all over the place. Lol. It's coo' coo'~

Omg. The lady floats. SHE FREAKIN' FLOATS. DO PEOPLE NOT SEE HER?? HE WAS IN PUBLIC, RIGHT?? And awhh~ He's running to the hospital before the lady even gets a chance to speak~ Hah! In your face, lady! How does it feel to be ignored? LOL. She does it to Lee Joon a lot. Haha.

I like how Aejung is like...so calm when she's on the brink of death. LOL. Just you know, gunna say good bye to people while I'm in pain. It's all good~ LOL. And then bam! Lee Joon bursts through the door like a hot shot~ But omg. I helluh giggled when he said "I'm here" LIKE OMG. MOST CHARMING PART IN THE WHOLE FIC. LOL. Ended up not using his kidney anyways though because she miraculously healed. THE WITCH IS A ____ FOR PUTTING AEJUNG GO THROUGH ALL THAT. SHE OWES AEJUNG. I SWEAR TO GOD. YO WITCH. GIVE ME YOUR LIFE!

Aejung now has Joon's blood running through her veins. LOL. "I got you~~ ooh~ Under my skin~" (DBSK! Kyaa! <3) LIKE LITERALLY.

Cheondung is like, the best secretary in the whole wide freakin' world. I bet you he was the one that spilled something on that one lady's dress. LOL. You go Cheondung~

Joon doesn't mention anything about the "boyfriend" comment because he already considers himself as Aejung's boyfriiiiiend~ LOL. Naneoui boyfriend~ <3
xQueenHanniex
#4
Chapter 14: OMG. This is AWESOME! Honestly at first when I started to read this I was super thinking...he is going to be stuck forever! OMGOMG. Then the creepiness of him following her around was kinda...well I guess it was good he found a pretty lady to go home with. ;DDD

for these last two chapters I was like...This boy is totally a goner. A very rich goner. Ice scupltures and everything.

AWWWW HE LIKES HER FISHY FACE! Okay you win kinda. BUT ONCE YOU SAVED HER LIFE, OR TRIED TO THAT WAS REDEEMING. YOU HAVE REDEEMED YOURSELF IN MY EYES. GOOD JOB~

SEUNGHO WHERE YOU AT MAN?! I THOUGHT THE EMPOLYER WOULD NOTICE ONE WORKER MISSING FIRST!
Infinitely4k #5
Chapter 14: Wow I really loved it!!!
iheartsoojung
#6
Chapter 13: part two ;D

BUT LITTLE CHEONDUNG SHOULDER ANGELS. CAN I GET A PAIR? PLEASE? I’LL BE GOOD (OR BAD…?), I SWEAR. totally disregarding (but not really) lee joon being all petty and jealous and stab-y because- i want a pair omg.

(and lol not aejung unnie, but i read the note anyway and- wow, daeun hasn’t changed at all.)

okay, the last tidbit/section of my comment spam! if cheondung says there is a way, there will be a way~~ ;D BUT YAY. CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. he finally realized how much of a ________ he is. ;3 yesss, treat aejung unnie and cheondung better~ haha. but- so close, yet so far! we may have stumbled upon a baby attempt of lee joon actually thanking someone ;o (i love how he compares her to a fish all the time, because junggiefish is just legit omg) HE CALLED HER CUTE. MORE DEVELOPMENT. he is so good this chapter ;D

boom! lee joon is back to normal size! and then that raises all suspicious and warning signs because bad things always happen when the main character thinks his problem is resolved, but he hasn’t done anything to resolve it. ._____.

a couple lines later- boom, again! ah, gdi. she was rushed to the hospital? (while the other side drinks and prances along with their rich selves). when the witch popped up in the washroom, i was half expecting her to spit on him again xD

“she was fine when i saw her earlier” omg poop can happen in like .05 seconds, man. come on. large trucks. a danger to society. and lee aejung.

hey lee joon, if you don’t go, you’re going to eff up the deal and die, so you might as well go (out of the goodness of your heart because damn, we all know you have a crush on her anyway). GIVE HER YOUR BLOOD. AND YOUR KIDNEY. COME ON, LEE JOON. BE A WARM PERSON.

it shouldn’t even be a tough decision (but i guess you wouldn’t be the a-hole of the story if it was an easy choice)- just let cheondung handle the deal! sheesh. GO LEE JOON, GO!

(i tried very hard not be censored, can you tell? lol.)
iheartsoojung
#7
Chapter 13: so i was going through my subscriptions because i knew i was forgetting something, but when i finally looked back, i was like- how am i three chapters behind?! lol. so onwards to my comment spam! ;D

chapter eleven: i like the word douche. sadly, i don’t think lee joon appreciates the word as much as i do- even if he is one (because i read the latest chapter already and omfg not going to the hospital is an epic move of douchebaggery, but more on that later).

okay, i thought bad thoughts around the stretching part because it pretty much sounds like medieval punishment, but- hah. a dog named bummie. i thought of kibummie, and then i pictured him as a dog, and now all I can think about is aejung unnie having a really sassy (and gorgeous) golden retriever. ;D

“so what’s your name little guy?” chulyong wins best character in this fic (until my biased self gets to spazzing about cheondung, and then this statement will hence be forgotten forever). but throwing lee joon in the air. pretty awesome.

chapter twelve! aejung the babysitter. the title works ;D but yay, mir has met lee joon in all of his ry! ;D ah, lee joon is in denial and back to the “peasant, do my bidding”-ness because he got all flustered over unnie’s smile? oh jealousy. how you work wonders on people of the douchebag category. (wait, is the d word going to get me censored? i guess i’ll find out later…)

mir sounds like someone who would wake up in the middle of the night and scream “GOOD MORNING, WORLD” just because he could. hmm. he is starting to rival cheondung in his awesomeness (kind of). .___. lol.

ah, aegyo. the downfall of everyone. he can’t stand her pouting either. oh, have the might have fallen! (shrunken…?) it makes me giggle how he gets tinier and tinier just cause he won’t let up on being a buttface xD
YoongiholicAnonymous #8
Chapter 13: OMG JOON!! >.<
HOW CAN YOU BE SO SELFISH?!?!
I hope that you make the right decision!!
xJungSquaredx
#9
Chapter 13: Joon you ____er. Any normal person would rush to the hospital after getting a call! You're a ____in' selfish bastard. Omg. They should've called Cheondung. Aejung helped you too, ! And reality check: if you disappear, you'll still lose the deal. And then your company! . The woman is cruel for putting Aejung through that. The doctor should really call the best friend, co-worker or neighbor. They're probably more help. Omg. I wanna see Aejung's best friend beat the crap out of Joon. Or like, step on the stupid dip ____.

But thanks for updatingg~ ;3
YoongiholicAnonymous #10
Chapter 12: Ohh this was good!
Joon is jelly :D
I'm so excited because of the next chapter