Hello, Guy I'm Not Dating

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Moving in with your brother isn't for the faint-hearted.

Moving in with your brother, who is an ulzzang, is definitely not for the faint-hearted.

And moving in with your ulzzang brother and your crazy best friend?

You'll need the courage of a lion.

 

You've always thought yourself lucky to be born a girl--you know, the white skin, the pretty face, and then nice figure. Sure beats being a guy--flat as a stick, up and down.

Except that all might be changing--due to Hweji (who is, by the way, most definitely not your best friend).

Lovely, isn't it?

You need a new best friend.

Foreword

Hello c: /wavewave

imperfect- here with a horrible fanfic orz

don't read it if you value your sanity

i'm serious. ._____.

anyway, this fic may contain some swearwords like "b*tch" and "" and "sh*t", so, if you're still here, and you don't like those words, you may say bye bye to me now :'( 

 

Characters: 

Park Sohee: You!

You’re the daughter of a hot-shot, high flying fashion designer.

Well, not really, but one can dream, right?

You’ve lived in Incheon your whole life, with your Dad, who is, really, the most air-headed Dad you’ll ever meet.

Sometimes you wonder how he’s even your dad at all.

He’s a chef at Hyatt Regency Incheon, a five star business hotel, so he’s away from home most of the time, anyway.

Your Mom is a wildlife biologist—she’s always off in some remote region of the world, like the Amazon, or the Azores.

You hardly ever see her—but she sends money every month (and quite a large sum, too), so, hey, you can’t complain.

You have an older twin brother that goes by the name of Park Jiho.

He’s an ulzzang, though you have no idea how he got himself in that position.

You don’t live with him, because he lives in an apartment all by himself—in Seoul.

 

But just to be annoying, you’re going to move in with him—along with your best friend, Hweji.

 

Doesn’t that sound fun?

 

Do Hweji: the best friend

Hweji’s been your neighbor/best friend for pretty much your whole life.

She’s basically as airheaded as your Dad—who, to be honest, is as airheaded as it gets—except if you add a few spoonfuls of crazy to the mix, you get Hweji.

She’s fashion mad, boy mad, and of course, Hweji mad.

You can’t count the number of times you’ve been late to school because Hweji’s makeup wasn’t on properly or something.

 

You don’t know why you’re moving to Seoul with her.

 

Park Jiho: the older brother.

Over protective, annoying, and over protective.

Yep, that pretty much summed up your twin.

He thinks he's so pretty that he moved to Seoul and became an ulzzang. 

Personally, you don't think he's that great--he's your twin, after all.

He's kinda annoyed that you're moving in with him, but you have no choice--your Dad wants to send you to University in Seoul and he doesn't want you living alone.

Of course, Hweji's only tagging on because she has no life.

 

 

Moar characters to come laterrrr. c:

my poster

it's coming, i promise.

 

my poster, it's here ;A;

thank you so much alcohols <3 i laaaab you. <3

imperfections
thank you guys so much for your lovely comments ;AA; /sobs.

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crackmeopen
#1
GOD DAMN IT EMIRY REVEAL HER GOD DAMN GENDER ALREADY.
xlnceline
#2
i wish she'll reveal that shes a girl already :..im no fun hihi
k-awaii
#3
hey look, i subscribed.
boomshakalaka. (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
kp1128
#4
AHAHA! Another chapter of laughter! Update soon!
xlnceline
#5
wa kyungsoo looka so cute being clumsy
theaegyoqueen
#6
Your story is not boring. Trust me. Its exciting! Cant wait for the next update!
patbingsoo
#7
Jiho as in Woo Jiho? As in Zico?! Ohoho.