they say all good people go to heaven, but bad people bring heaven to you.

hello everyone, ever get tired of your friends that you just want them to kiss the grass and get some game. ever tired of being single that now you are viewing this aff ad to look for someone to potentially hit it off with? if you'd like an additional headache and you're willing to be a living paracetamol, please read their qualities below.

friend #1

• has a small pp
• is of age, and a plus, but right now he's free so if you wanna do police au perhaps?! please cuff him.
• he believes to be a bi, switch, nsa. feel free to do whatever you want with this information.
• fcs the boyz and occasionally female! feel free to cpdp too, because no one will get jealous.
• he's a busy man but he'll make time for you to watch movies, play games (heavy on genshin impact!), or any outta pocket things you wanna do. ;)
• he says he's illiterate so plotting is a no, however you can most joke and clown with him and you're in for a long ride.
• do you have issues? he can be your bob the builder as long as you fix him first.
• has commitment issues throwing up so going the chill way is his way.
• traits: a dog
• real traits: loud, funny, a flirt, and a cardbot player :/

friend #2

• has a smaller pp than friend 1
• is also of age and also a plus, doesn't have the minus sleeping schedule but they sleep pretty late.
• fcs le sserafim, aespa, enhypen, zb1, and more to come you should txt them, then stay and c. 
• they're bored most of the time so they're always up to spend time together (mostly talking, but also watching movies, playing games together if their non-existent energy allows)
• they have a wide variation of interests so you'll have lots to talk about, their mouth is running as fast as their runny nose!
• plotting is also a no for them, just like friend 1, the best way through their heart is be humorous.
• warning: they play cardbots so let them cook and get them out of their addiction.
• is a bit (a lot) insane, so bonus if you're also insane so you get be married asap. (support stayc comeback!)
• trait: another dog
• real traits: unhinged/out of pocket, funny

please dm this account your dc username as well as your friend pick (both if you're looking for just a friend), no burners please because we have trust issues. ^___^