out here selling my friend and myself before we both decide to take a hike up different mountains and never return. here's our profiles written by each other if you think you can handle our mentally unstable asses.

the reason i made this ad because i'm tired of them, my dom woozi wanting friend:

1. of age (23+) and so mdni, no one's facing jail time in this household. preferably .
2. plus timezone but they're awake at weird timings (basically they don't sleep.) so, minuses heyy..
3. any pronouns but usually they follow their fc's pronouns.
4. main fc lately is seventeen’s seungcheol and occasionally seventeen’s jihoon and bts’ yoongi.
5. quoting this verbatim so, "looking for friends unless you’re a dom woozi because please gimme one chance just one that’s all"
6. prefers normal chats but open to plotting if the plot interests them enough.
7. they're a mix of ic and ooc but they're also 3N so keep that in mind. (unless again, you're a dom woozi because they'll do anything for you. they even said please.)
8. down to plato, ml and movie date nights! they don't game normally, but open to trying anything once. 
9. they’re dom-lean (unless again, you’re a dom woozi. they’ll even give their kidney.) but i have zero idea about their kinks and frankly, i don't wish to know so you gotta talk to them if you want to know i guess..
10. platforms are twitter and discord.

(ps. please take them away from me i'm tired of them flirting with me i can't even say i wanna pee without them flirting.)

said friend who is looking for a dom woozi is here to write the loml’s intro:

1. same thing, of age (23+) and mdni (please, they’re my only friend so i can’t let them serve jail time. who else is gonna listen to me whine about needing a dom woozi)
2. plus timezone with a better sleep schedule (not by choice) but weekends they NEVER sleep. never. it’s actually concerning.
3. their pronouns are he but not him because they’ll never be him (jk but he/they pronouns only >:(. ) 
4. mainly bg fcs but might fc ggs because women are superior >>> also got cpdp if you’re up for it 
5. quoting them “nd which stands for not dateable.” (maybe if they stop rejecting my advances it’ll be different :/) 
6. mainly sfw but if it happens, it happens. 
7. mainly looking for friends because they’re on their 12th reason why. not really looking to plot as they’re rusty (the age is catching up :/ )
8. down to hb, music sessions and plato! they also play genshin in asia server (and you question my bad decisions :/) 
9. mainly discord because twitter is kinda thanks to elon

if we interest you, even in the slightest, drop your twitter handle / discord username in pm along with which one of us you want, or both. 🤍