(booming ad voice) are you in need of some spice in your life?

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this is like.. 55% a lie, but maybe i can be the trashcan to your trailblazer. 

Foreword

the rest 45%? kinda true. god knows how many of these ads i've made, F. 

  • only. i am . hag through and through. back aches every morning when i wake up.
  • plus tz, largely normal sleeping schedule most of the times. it's fine if you're a minus, though.
  • fcs wildly change between men and women and inanimate objects and fictional characters. or sometimes my icon is just a really trashy meme.
  • a lil bit of gaming here and there when i have time. honkai star rail mostly nowadays. i have sdv on my laptop, but does it really count when i haven't touched it in nearly a year?
  • old people hobbies like studying astrology, collecting fanmerchs, writing and reading, daydreaming about tonight's dinner. i like a lot of different mangas, so hmu if you need a weeb. recent favorite songs are chinese songs i can't pronounce. always open to more suggestions for things to try.
  • okay with hb or spotify sessions, but it may be hard to find available time. cpdp is 100% a yeah, doodles and whatnot. hardcore plotting (like.. erm.. idk, lovecraftian sea creature au..?) is fine. chill handholding plots are also fine. casual talks are preferred though, just because it requires less brain power. hella deep philosophical talks about society and capitalism is fine too. whatever goes. tell me about your day, tell me about your thoughts on fast fashion, tell me about your ex, whatever.
  • friendships are ok. oomfships are ok too if the connection presents itself. mostly looking for people i can pester for the long term, whatever form of connection it is.
  • is fine, whether it's just jokes or.. like, idk, more. but if you're looking for strictly ting, then yeah.. i'm not the guy.
  • let's not be dry to each other and put some effort into things. ghosting is ok if you don't feel like we click or if you think i'm your long lost former friend from your mom's enemy's soccer team.

if that sounds like something you're willing to sign up for, hmu with your tag and tell me a tiny little asf bit about yourself.

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