the red flag guy you’re looking to simp for

Description

no fr, read the whole thing.

Foreword

listing your redeeming qualities is not fun so here are my red flags instead:

  • will probably ghost you if you’re boring.
  • love cats and fictional characters more than real people.
  • don’t give a about your zodiac signs, big 3 or whatever.
  • if you fc bts, click away and reflect.
  • c6 bennett, need i say more? y’all just a bunch of losers.
  • mint chocolate is ing atrocious. send your fav ice cream flavor in dm or else i’ll ignore it, means you didn’t read.
  • multi, if you’re the jealous type idk what you’re doing here bro.
  • will most likely say “i saw that alr” to your memes and .

more info? damn , fine:

  • male fc.
  • hot.

only and lf casual stuff. obviously , go back to tiktok. platform is discord.
interested? drop your dc in dm and schedule an appointment with your therapist afterwards.

update: this ad was obviously pure sarcasm but i didn’t know people would dm lmfao. come anyway, i’m actually nice (proven & tested).

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