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Ae-Ryujin: ateng @Ae-Winter buhay ka pa ba? Click 1 if hindi na

Ae-Ningning: pabayaan mo na yan sis at busy sa kalandian nya from omegle

Hindi ko rin alam kung paano nagstart na naging part ng daily routine ko noon si Karina. Ang alam ko lang, I just found myself glued to my phone as I happily message her, without knowing that I am gradually sharing a piece of my life to her.

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You both like aespa and lgbt

Huh? Paanong nagkaroon ng lgbt dito? Nadetect ba ni omen a bading ako? Anyway…

You: We against the villain, what’s the name?

Stranger: SM Entertainment!

Stranger: *Black Mamba!

You: HAHAHAHAHA I mean, true naman

Stranger: hahaha yeah

Stranger: who’s your bias?

You: depende kung sino madalas magsend ng selca

Stranger: prolly not Minjeong for sure

You: hindi sulit ang subscription sab bbl /hj

Stranger: you’re so bad >< poor Mj

You: hirap mamili ng bias eh

You: Ikaw ba?

Stranger: hmm JMJ shipper but YZ and Aeri biased ig

Finally, someone who appreciates the foreign members.

You: nice one

You: anywayz, member ka ba ng rainbow community?

Stranger: rainbow community?

You: lgbtqia+

You: nagmatch din kasi tayo don

Stranger: ohh

Stranger: I’m an ally

You: hindi ka bading?

Stranger: hahaha no

Inang to, clout chaser ba sya? Eh bat ilagay nya sa tags kung straight naman pala sya???
 

You: may I ask bat mo nilagay if you’re not gay?

Stranger: Someone close to my heart came out that she’s gay and I have no idea what to say to her so let’s just say I’m gathering some data here

You: eh bat dito pa?

Stranger: kasi I can get first hand experiences from people who don’t know me and from people I don’t know

You: pwede ka namang magsearch na lang sa google diba

Stranger: it will lose its authenticity

Stranger: can I ask you a question?

You: you’re already asking

Stranger: that doesn’t count

You: hehe go lang

You: hindi ako kung ayan ang itatanong mo

Stranger: what???

You: charot, go na

Stranger: how’d you know that you’re into girls?

You: pano mo naman nasabing babae ako?

Stranger: tinype ko

Aba pilosopo tong babaeng to ah. Kutusan ko kaya apdo nito?

Stranger: I just know

Stranger: guys are not as substantial as girls are

You: it’s the misandry for me

Stranger: ugh bat kasi walang haha reaction dito ><

You: about your question, I haven’t really thought about it

You: ikaw kasi unang nagtanong nyan sakin

You: ig I just woke up one day and found out that guys aren’t as attractive as girls are

You: may possibility ka bang magkagusto sa babae?

Stranger typing…

Kanina pa sya typing ah. Pag ito homophobe, anong Karapatan nyang istan ang aespa?!

Chat ended.

Pucha homophobe nga sya. Nasayang lang oras ko kaumay naman.

Patulog na sana ako kasi past 12 na rin pala kaso parang napossessed ata itong phone ko at naclick ang ‘new’ kaya inantay ko na lang na magpair ulit sa iba. Malay mo maswertehan ko na pala.

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