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Listing #1: Hot GF in your area, 5 MILES AWAY!  (SOLD OUT!) - Closed

- a plus but sometimes sleep in the wee hours of the morning, perfect for minuses and pluses with insomnia
- oa, mdni!! /srs because i am not going to bail her out of jail sorry girl you're on your own 
- a gamer girl, will be your discord kitten if u ask nicely enough (may meow~ for you even)
- genshin? valo? minecraft? take ur pick /threat currently ar55 but u ar(the)1 for her, future ayato main (in her head she's already planned their future)
- obsessed with manhwa men but she's loyal (because u are the only 3d one in her life)
- taurus sun but nothing can taur-us apart 😏
- mainly sfw but ok with jokes ASK BEFORE ANY HANKY PANKY #consent
- a pet lover and a great pet parent in the future (is true i'm her future guard dog), send her your pet pics to fulfill her dreams of being a pet owner from afar
- bi, sub lean, a women fc-er if it matters (gatekeep, gaslight, girlboss!)
- doesn't do well with horror pls don't scare her i'm not paying for her hospital bills if she gets a heart attack
- sporadic replies but may reply quicker if you guys click and (taylor swift voice) sparks fly~ ✨; active on twt and dc!
- a wild card, perfect for skipping small talks. let her surprise you with the ride her brain will take you on

currently on her amazon wishlist
- a gamer comments: pls game with me :begging: (added 1d ago)
- a yandere lover <3 (added 5mths ago)
- someone who will listen to her talk about her 2d blushing men (added 7mths ago)
- someone willing to fc her hot anime/2d daddies comments: that's the way to my heart (added 11mths ago)
- someone who will love her for who she is (platonic and/or romantic) (added 1y ago)

reviews for Hot GF (★★★★★)
she takes smooth - 
she has weird pics but that’s what makes it fun to be her friend - 

funny, a v entertaining friend/oomf that will surely brighten up your day!!, perfect for if you're a gamer and a manhwa lover too because she has the best reccs, doesn't really know much bgs but that's where you can teach her hehe - 

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Listing 2: y Sugar Daddy, #1 it boy on sugardaddy.com  (SOLD OUT!) - Temporarily Closed

- oa, mdni! he is only for the old and wrinkly or the hags whatever the minors say these days
- a plus with an actual sleeping schedule (knocks out at 12am like he's Cinderella)
- your classic Himbo™, not a single thought on his mind
- professional crier, will wail for you free of charge (peak water sign behaviour) 
- animal lover, will hype up your pets (and u too ig /j), open to unlimited spamming of pet pics and tiktoks. show off your cats, dogs, hamsters, rabbits whatever pet you own even if its a roach. 
- sporadic replies, mans a capitalism slave (NOT CLICKBAIT: breaking my silence about the rich!), currently only active on dc!
- sag sun with scorpio tendencies  🚩 (perfect for the colourblind 😻 )
- not a gamer but will watch gameplays or listen to u talk about your games! will be ur #1 hypeboy no matter how good/bad you are!
- open to cpdping, leeching off his hyperbeam premium and many more if you guys click!
- fcs ateez (mainly yunho) but occassionally fcs women too
- bi, switch (no lean, he got a gold medal in gymnastics (re: flexible))
- sfw mostly but ok with jokes ! avoid anything to do with horror or gore pls (IMPT! he will cry)

currently on his amazon wishlist
- someone he can have deep or intriguing talks with (added 20h ago)
- someone who is not a red flag comments: i've already had a buffet of red flags previously (added 15d ago)
- someone who is also not lf oomfship atm but if we click, who knows? comments: may make u cute things (picsart, canva, carrd, i'm a man of many trades and surprises) (added 5mths ago)
- someone who will listen to the playlists he makes comments: might even make one for you >///< (added 10mths ago)

reviews for y sugar daddy (★★★★★)
i give rating of 110/10 bc 110/10 is 11 and that’s better than nct’s ten. why like nct ten when u can like hot dilf 11. plus ive's song you make me feel like 11 so yea you get it now? - 
is a busy saram but they’ll always (try) make their time for you! they’re a very loyal friend but they got attachment issue so pls pls Pls don’t ghost them or my ancestors will hunt you down! as stated, they don’t play games like valo, genshin, cod, etc but they do play crk, plato, mystic messenger (for their single hehe) if you need any beauty/skincare advice? hit them up they’re 100/10 pro at it trust me bro - 

one of the best people i’ve met, always exuding warm energy and is willing to go to great lengths for you! 10/10 would recommend (only downside is that he’s a big ) - 

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Listing 3: Programmer friend for hire on fiverr!  (SOLD OUT!) - Closed

- are you breaking down over programming? perfect! he can help (hes a compulsive liar btw, so this is a lie he's actually crying as we speak)
- will cry with you #urno.1supporter, active on twt and dc!

currently on his amazon wishlist
- no requirements, beggers can't be choosers he is just trying to graduate (added 2mths ago)
- if you can decode this you are in:
class {
    public static void main(String[] args) {
        System.out.println("Are u a "); // Display the string.
    }
}

reviews for Programmer friend (★★★★★)
has the cutest cats that he can show you (REAL!), really friendly! a babie who's also a gamer so he can genshin or valo with you! don't make him cry or I'll be after your - 
very funny and entertaining :), doesn’t play tiktok but will always watch what you send him!!, need help with anything? summon him but if you're asking him to bury someone gotta go through me first. he’s a soft boi so pls don’t yell at him if he doesn’t get your teaching right away - 

someone you can easily warm up to, he’s always entertaining and a great friend. bubbly 24/7 !! - 

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