please don't scroll and take pity on my friend.

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pick her choose her love her… 

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info: so! let’s add some diversity in the thousands of lf: oomf ads on aff here. i am writing on behalf of my friend, who is currently #single, gone through a weird and very ewww breakup with an even more eww ex, still hung up on their first crush from last year, and moved discords to build a new life. does that make you interested in her already? i hope so.

about her: let’s start with the basics. plus tz, over 20. she wouldn’t mind any minors as friends, of course, but if you wanna be something more, obviously you need to be of age… i can’t risk my friend going to jail now can i …

she only fcs females, and her main fcs include hyewon, liz and winter. i won’t call her a facechaser… (… okay, maybe a little.) but if you fc any treasure member (particularly jihoon or hyunsuk) she’ll definitely be pleased. oh, and if you fc enha, she’d likely prefer if you didn’t. (it’s nothing personal, i swear!)

she only has 4 discord friends (me included) so obviously i had to do something about it. one thing you need to know about her is that she can change topics 5 times in under a minute. no i am not kidding. she also has bowel problems. no, she does not go to the bathroom 10 times a day, in fact, it is quite the opposite. she *can’t* go to the bathroom. constipation problems, am i right? she plays fishing bot alot… and kpop card bots like iu bot. i’m sure she can teach you.

oh and she’s also really really creative because of her major! photoshop and illustrator is literally her forte. you can ask her to make you anything and it’ll turn out looking amazing. and who *doesn’t* want an art friend?

she doesn’t play any games outside of discord bots… valo? genshin? naur… you can get her to try though … but she does have a plato! she plays wordle, 1010 and sudoku too. senior citizen games.. Ew…

she’s a november scorpio.. so ~mysterious~ right. you guys can do birthchart readings together or something. she’s not as engrossed with astronomy as i am, but she appreciates any analysis you may have on her birthchart.

she’ll talk to you alooot about her interests. if you like bonding over each other’s interests then you can definitely talk to her about them. as long as you’re not a horrible person, she won’t ghost you (i promise) and she’s really humorous too. her sense of her humour is … Interesting, to say the least, but hey, you can be the funny friend and make her laugh!

words really sway her. if you’re a smooth-talker, i give her 2 weeks to fall for you. and i’m not joking. please make her forget about her sweet perfect smooth talker very kind first love. she’s been pining for him for who-knows-how-long until she got into a relationship, realised her bf was , and went back to pining for her first love again. yeah. please knock some sense into her. or better yet, you can be her next sweet-talker kind super perfect boyfriend.

she doesn’t plot btw. she might come off as a semi-lit rper, but i swear she has long left her “ending every sentence with a period” days behind her…

lastly, please don’t be ty to her i beg. i’ll be the first one to know… SO I’LL HAVE MY EYES ON YOU!!!!!

please dm me your dc tag if you wanna Connect with her!

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