tired of being alone? sick of not getting affection from anybody? worry no more because I’m getting rid of my friend! tryna sell her out because i’m sick and tired of her lame . (I’m a good friend… don’t judge me, plz…) now, you’re probably wondering... why should you take my friend?

1st reason: bestie's usual fcs are jennie, irene, doyeon, joy,  baekhyun, kyungsoo, and ten so if you wanna facechase any of them, hmu. /j. she has a tendency of appearing cold and/or mean on the outside but believe me, she’s the opposite and is a wholeass softie inside. she’s that ‘looks like could kill you, is a cinnamon roll’ type of friend on tiktok but if you hurt her, she’s gonna turn into ‘looks like could kill you, could kill you’. #Facts.

2nd reason: her love language is bullying (not That bullying, r u sick) and is most likely into enemies to lovers.. or not? haha. her tsundere tendencies can be real high but i think it really depends on how your first meeting’s gonna be like or something tbvh (i mean, yeah, she’s really nice and all but if you hurt her, i’ll bite you owa owa).

3rd reason: want some hugs? kisses? cuddle? someone to go on a cute date with? warm your lap? well then, she’s your person!

4th reason: she values personal time and space which i think is c. now, i think that’s self explanatory. also she usually mirrors [your] energy, so… yeah. but if you make her feel safe and comfortable enough, she’ll fr be loud and chaotic and maybe clingy (this is debatable)… or better yet, just see for yourself. aha. 

5th reason: 99% would stop you from doing stupid things like texting your ex (the 1% left is for you to guess what she might have done before… aha). 100% would remind you how bad of a b*tch you are. 101% would be there for you through thick and thin.

6th reason: a huge barbie and one piece enthusiast. i don’t watch both but maybe you do? or at least you want to? so? haha? what are you waiting for? hit her up? you can watch any or every episode with her, she won’t complain. she’ll LOVE you for it. or if you don’t want any of those, she’s pretty much down with everything to watch tbh. just tell her, really.

7th reason: opens tiktok on a regular basis so she’s gonna end up sending you some if she’s comfortable with you enough (i mean who wouldn’t love being sent tiktoks to, right…). dw, her fyp’s on the right side of tiktok.

8th reason: she plays genshin, plato, and pubgm but she’s down with any recommendations if you have some! she also has zepeto so if you wanna take cute/cool/hot/whatever pics, add her. her style is chef’s kiss, besties.

9th reason: to my nsa/nrs people out there, she’s your person. she may be currently emotionally unavailable but she’s down to have some ~fun~. girlie’s panual, switch (sub lean), and is looking for plotting partners, friends, and maybe someone to platonically flirt with… just saying. but if you’re only looking for a friend, fret not because girlie’s looking for friends, too! (just get her out of my sight, plz… /j).

10th reason: if plotting, she can do both au and non-au. n/sfw. she’s down for friendly dates, angsty plots… basically anything you want to try. her writing style is mirrored to descriptive lit, 3rd pov, btw. and if y'all planning to go , you can discuss your kinks with her. i'm not doing that for her. :neutral_face: dw, she's over 21 so mdni with stuff with her (or  stuff in general tbh...) and before i forget, her timezone is minus seven but pluses are welcome, too! she's fine with both, really.

11th reason: available on twitter, discord, and kakaotalk. she’s anywhere, so… hit her up?

12th reason: she has a Big Phat (i didn’t type this…).

13th reason: you. you are her 13th reason. <3

what are you waiting for now though... get her? claim her? snatch her away from me?? this is me being desperate, btw. if you claim her, you’re either gonna get a smooch OR a smack from us (aka me, her, and two more of our c friends). there’s nothing in between. <3

kidding aside, please do private message me your username/tag/id. my bestie’s gonna give you a big phat kiss.

yeah, ok, that would be all. tyty.