The news scattered like wildfire on a dry forest... engulfing any living things...

                ...

                “Ready?” Leeteuk asked as he and s are still inside of their dorm... going out. He glanced at hyeMin who was wearing her disguise.

                “All set, hyung” Kyuhyun said and Leeteuk steps out of the dorm.

                The fire started...

                Flashes of camera came as hundreds of people started to talk while security are having the hard time protecting the boys from media and fans. Of course fans chanted about the wedding and so on, telling that it is unfair for the elf for not knowing about the situation and how they tricked them.

                “ANY COMMENTS ON THE LATEST NEWS?!”

                “HOW LONG ARE YOU PLANNING TO KEEP IT TO THE MEDIA?!”

                “IS YESUNG IS THE ONLY ONE WHO GOT MARRIED OR THERE ARE OTHERS AS WELL?”

                The reporters aimed their question at Yesung or at Leeteuk who are struggling to make their way towards their van. Of course they won’t stop until they got a good scoop for the flash report this noon.

                “For now we don’t have any comment!” Leeteuk said prying away all cameras and tries to protect s as they get in the van, As HyeMin was about to get in someone pulled her out.

                “AAAAAAHHHH1!!” HyeMin yelped, Leeteuk act on his instinct and protected her from the cameras.

                The fans were enraged of course!

                “YAHHHH !!!”

                “HOW DARE YOU!”

                “YOU SEDUCE YESUNG OPPA NOW YOU WANNA SEDUCE LEETEUK OPPA????!!!!”

                Leeteuk tried to get away from the fans, but the fans were too much that he couldn’t move. He has HyeMin on his chest, trying to protect her from the rage of the antis. It was then Heechul steps out of the van, preparing his bendable ruler and glared at the fans. The fans recoiled... sure they don’t want to see an angry Heechul with a ruler for God knows what he’s going to do with it.

                Heechul made sure that Leeteuk safely brought HyeMin into the van before he grabbed a clueless Eunhyuk in his grip.

                “H-hyung?” Eunhyuk mutters as Heechul raised his harm.

                “YAH...” Heechul started. “I f you don’t back off, I swear I’m going to his Eunhyuk with my awesome ruler that really hurts!!!” Eunhyuk widened his eyes as he struggled to get off his grip.

                “Hyuuuunnng~~~ Ani~~~” Eunhyuk said desperately. The fans frowned.

                “Not backing off, are we?” Heechul said as he raised his ruler. Eunhyuk became more desperate.

                “Hyuuuunnnggg T______T” Eunhyuk said. That’s the time the fans backed off  a little and gets in the van with Eunhyuk.

                “What was that all about?” DongHae asked as Eunhyuk was throwing a fit and the car engine started.

                “Well... I couldn’t hurt them so I want to hit Eunhyuk instead.” Heechul said. “Plus they don’t want their monkey to get hurt”

                “Thanks” Leeteuk said.

                “Don’t thank me... thank my LOVABLE BENDABLE RULER!!!” Heechul said raising his ruler. “And to commemorate this event, I shall give you each –except HyeMin- a SMACK!!!”

SMACK.SMACK.SMACK.SMACK~~~~

                The van filled with moans and groans of pain as the members tries to soothes their stingy wrist, arm, and even face. HyeMin giggled and turned to Leeteuk who has a red thingy on his neck.

                “Thank you, oppa for saving me” HyeMin said. Leeteuk smiled.

                “Don’t worry... like we said, we’re going through this all” Leeteuk said. Yesung just scoffed.

                “Anyways... where did Heechul oppa got that ruler? It really seemed familiar” HyeMin said towards Heechul and all of the members looked at him.

                “Oh this? I got it from an office” Heechul said.

                “Really?” Ryeowook frowned.

                “Whose office is it?” Siwon asked

                “I got it from ChaeYoung’s desk” Heechul smirked. “Without her knowing” Heechul broke off into an evil laugh.

                “Wait—what?” Leeteuk asked.

                “What were you doing in ChaeYoung’s office?” DongHae asked.

                “Something” Heechul replied. “Out of the ordinary...”

                “What...” HyeMin said.

                “Well... I—I actually uhm...” Heechul was scanning for some answer.

                “You made ‘it’ with her... didn’t you” Leeteuk said out of the blue.

SMACK!

                “YAH! Where did you have that idea?! I go her angry and chased me out with this ruler!!! It’s freaking painful considering hitting me with it 200 times on the same SPOT!” Heechul yelled.

                “You stole that ruler from her?” Siwon asked.

                “I grabbed it when she stopped hitting me” Heechul sighed and looked at the ruler with wonder. “I never thought this has an amazing power!”

                “How did you stopped her from hitting you?” HyeMin asked.

                “Well... I kissed her” Heechul shrugged.

                “MMMWWWWOOOOHHH!!!???!!!”

AiMei: I smell another chemistry~~~~ hehehehehe so what do you think guys? Will this madness be able to stop? find out soon!!!!