Personal Chat {Joong-hyung/Sannie}

 

Sannie

hyung

do u think I'm ugly?

do u think I'm fat?

am I undesirable ...

 

Joong-hyung

what 

what are u talking about now 

 

Sannie

am I undateable

 

Joong-hyung

pretty sure that's not a word sweetie

but no

you're very dateable 

in fact if u weren't my friend and I saw u on the street I'd jump u faster than u could ask for my name 

besides Wooyoung thinks so too

who tf told you otherwise?

 

Sannie

a source hyung

and no u cannot go after them

I will not give u their name and who they are

alright?

 

Joong-hyung

fine whatever 

but if this 'source' says ur not dateable again

I'll beat his so hard 

he won't be able to sit down for a yr 

 

Sannie

ok

thx u for helping me :)

 

Joong-hyung

ur welcome honey :)

well I have to get 2 class now 

cya later?

 

Sannie

ok cya later hyung

XD

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cy Beings

 

Sanniebf

CONGRATS YUNHO!!!

 

Yunshine

I am confusion 😕 

 

SoftMinki

is that a meme?

 

Jjongiebf

get it away

GET IT AWAY!!

 

ArmedandDangerous

...

well alright then 

 

Sanniebf

it's fine

Yeo's a stingy lol

 

Jjongiebf

am I supposed to feel offended?

 

Sanniebf

...

well I mean it WOULD be nice

if u were offended

ya know for my self-esteem

 

Jjongiebf

right I forgot you had none of that

 

Sanniebf

I‐

 

Traitor

it up son

 

Sanniebf

why can't I be a daughter?

I feel offended for the female race

 

Badhyung

seriously?

I was gone less than an hour and this is what is happening?

wth is going on?

 

Traitor

adult stuff

now shoo

 

Sannie

...

Hongjoong ...

Seonghwa is older than u

 

Yunshine 

and I oop-

 

Jjongiebf

AAAAAAAHHHHH 

NOT AGAIN

GET ME AWAY FROM THIS HELL

 

Traitor

 

um hello hyung 😳 

 

Badhyung

... hello 

 

Sanniebf

well then

 

Sanniebf changed Badhyung to Hongjoonghyungkink

 

Hongjoonghyungkink

NOOOOOO 

WOOYOUNG NOOOOO

 

Sanflower

wtf lmfao 

 

Sanniebf

when tf did u get here?

 

Sanflower

should I feel offended?

 

Jjongiebf

definitely 👍👍👍 

 

Sanflower

thx you Yeosang 

at least someone understands me 

I am: OFFENDED

 

ArmedandDangerous

wow he's really offended 

good job Wooyoung

 

Sanniebf

wtf I didn't even do anything

I WAS JUST ASKING!!

is that a crime now?

 

Jjongiebf

everything's a crime when ur involved

sorry not sorry

 

Sanniebf

now I'm OFFENDED

 

Jjongiebf

it was bound to happen sometimes soon

can't stop the inevitable can we? 

 

Sanniebf

:(

 

SoftMinki

anyone else feel like we just attended a psychology class ...?

just me ...

alrighty then 

 

ArmedandDangerous

I have a headache now 

thxs attractive guy I have never met in my life

 

Jjongiebf

I don't know if I should reply to that 

or ignore it like a sensible college student

 

Badhyung

the second one

 

Sanniebf

THE FIRST ONE!! 👀

 

Yunshine

👀

 

Sanflower

👀

 

Jjongiebf

I'll listen to Seonghwa 

ur ideas get no one anywhere

like that time u said we should go on a hike

and then we ended up falling in a ditch when u got distracted like the idiot u are 

and then we had to wait until someone came to find us cause I couldn't walk 

and it turned out that I had broken my leg

so yh no I'm not gonna listen to you 

sorry not sorry 

thx you for coming to my ted talk 

it was a pleasure 

 

Traitor

well then ...

 

Sanniebf

lol 😆 

I remember that

my parents grounded me for a month

like fr I thought I was gonna go crazy

but then I had a hot neighbour

so I stared at him out of my window whilst he was doing the gardening

not gonna lie he looked so cy when he was half wet with hose water

brought out his abs and

 

Sanflower

... 

I feel a little jealous but okay :(

 

Sanniebf

shush I'm not finished

 

Jjongiebf

lmfao

 

Sanniebf

that includes u too Sangie

but as I was saying ...

he looked rly good

like guys he was so fking hot 🔥

he had blonde hair for the first week I was grounded I think?

and then he came home the next week and he was ing black haired and he had these red streaks in his hair

I thought I was gonna go fcking crazy

and then he moved away and I cried myself to sleep for a week bc I couldn't stare at him creepily from across the lawn anymore :*

pretty sure he had a brother and a pet cat

it was white I think ...?

it's a bit hazy but they used to cuddle on a little swing they had hanging off their front porch

I thought I was gonna die

GUYS DIE!!!

THEY WERE SO ING CUTE I COULD'VE DIED AND I WAS PRETTY SURE I DID FOR LIKE A SOLID TEN MINUTES!!!

 

ArmedandDangerous

did ur house have weird fairy lights on the porch?

and did ur parents cook a lot of apple pies?

 

Sanniebf

yh!! how did u know???

my parents used to go to their house and bond with their parents but I was too much of a coward to go

pretty sure the only time we spoke was when I was like seven

even then he was so ing cute

I remember telling him I wanted to dye my hair purple and he just stared at me like I had grown another head

and then he said I'd look like an alien and I ran off crying to my parents

he was kinda mean back then now that I think about it :(

 

Sanflower

wait a sec ... 

I remember telling a boy that exact same thing at one of my parents bbq parties ... 

WAIT A MIN 

ARE U YOUNGIE!!!??? 

 

Sanniebf

WHAT 😳 

OMG WAIT A SEC ARE U ... 

u know what I cannot even remember what I thought ur name was

I just labelled u the idiot that made me cry when I was seven

but boy u had abs at 14 ... 

kinda hot 🔥😳😏

 

Sanflower

🥺

 

Hongjoonghyungkink

I think I need to go acid my eyeballs

excuse me ...

 

Jjongiebf

finally someone gets me 🙌 

 

Sanniebf

ur both just jealous ur single

and have no one to flirt with ;)

 

Hongjoonghyungkink

off

 

Jjongiebf

single and proud 

thank u very much 

 

Sanniebf changed Hongjoonghyungkink to BitterSinglePringle

 

Sanniebf changedJjongiebf to SingleButProudPringle

 

Yunshine

lol

 

Traitor

IM WHEEZING-

 

BitterSinglePringle

I'm gonna kill u tomorrow 

and Yunho's gonna help me bury the body

 

Sanniebf

pretty sure that ruins the mystery of it 😕 

but whatever rocks ur boat hyung

;)

 

BitterSinglePringle

why do I put up with u again?

 

Sanniebf

cause I'm cute? ;)

 

BitterSinglePringle

no 👎 

definitely not

 

Sanflower

yes 

definitely so :)

 

Sanniebf

thxs Sannie :)

 

SingleButProudPringle

bc he's absolutely useless on his own

he'd probably already be dead if u hadn't taken him under ur wing 

I'm still surprised he has friends tbh 

 

Sanniebf

gee thanks

 

SingleButProudPringle

ur very much so welcome

 

ArmedandDangerous

I think I've found my soulmate ...

marry me?

 

Sanniebf

well then

I didn’t know u could pick up a man this quickly ;)

 

Sanflower

wtf I disapprove 👎 

ur still a baby 👶 

u can't date until ur thirty 

now go back to ur crib 

 

BitterSinglePringle

I-

I don't know what to say rn 

 

ArmedandDangerous

then don't 

I just ignore him until he gives up 

pretty easy when there's 6 other people to talk 2 in the chat 

plus Wooyoung never shuts up anyways 🙄 

 

Sanniebf

gee thanks

 

Traitor

it up son

 

Sanniebf

daughter!

 

Traitor

it up daughter! 

 

Yunshine

that's a line meant for Jongho

and Jongho only 

 

ArmedandDangerous

:P 

 

Sanniebf

I luv it 💓 

 

ArmedandDangerous

I don't luv u tho 

 

SoftMinki

ouch 

 

Sanniebf

I'm used 2 it 

do not fear!

I can just drown myself in alcohol 🍸😌

 

SoftMinki

that seems unhealthy 

 

Sanniebf

aren't we all?

 

Traitor 

he has a point

 

BitterSinglePringle

don't encourage the kids Hongjoong 

 

Traitor

since when were they my kids?

 

BitterSinglePringle

since now 

now it up 

and go educate ur 5 sons and apparently 1 daughter 

right this min 

off u go

 

Traitor

I feel like I just signed a contract with the devil ...

 

Sanniebf

when Seonghwa's concerned

signing a contract with the devil is the better option

I wish u good luck hyung

ur gonna need it!

 

Traitor

... 

I'm scared 😨 

guys 

GUYS WHY IS NO ONE REPLYING

HELLO??? 

some kids ur are :(

 

Sanniebf changed Traitor to ScaredUnreliableDad

 

ScaredUnreliableDad

u have got to be kidding me rn 

 

I hate u all 😒 

 

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I'm The One by ATEEZ is a MASTERPIECE! It's really Yeosang's era and Wooyoung too! San's outfit was ... I was literally speechless when I saw the teaser in the beginning but like everything about the outfits exceeded my expectations. I just hope that it was consential (by that I mean that San consulted with his stylists before hand if he was uncomfortable with the top; bc some idols have worn cropped things and they just seemed so uncomfortable like Seoho from ONEUS and Kai from EXO. I just hope San was comfy with wearing and dancing with it on) 

All the songs are so catchy!! Everything is just so perfect and the colour theme of the album is just everything; whoever made the layout of it is a genius! I always applaud Hongjoong but this era I feel like it needs to be emphasised bc rapping a verse whilst dancing is incredibly hard especially when it's an upbeat song with lots of moving and jumping, so the fact that Hongjoong took on Mingi's part too, I think it's so admirable! Hongjoong is honestly one of the idols I respect the most tbh, he's such a good leader!! 

Of course, we cannot leave out our maknae Jongho; who did so amazing! His live vocals never fail to amaze me every single comeback and his red hair is totally a look. Yunho is such a great dancer and I'm glad he got lots of lines — one of my favourite live moments is his during Horizon, his solo stage is just everything! Seonghwa is so, so expressionate when he's dancing and when he gets in the role of whatever mood he's supposed to be in courtesy of the song, it gives me chills, honestly, he's so ing amazing at what he does!! 

We cannot leave out our precious Mingi; who I hear is recovering well. All I can say is that I'm proud of him, overcoming something like this makes me so happy and proud and the fact that he's supported by s, family and company makes it even better. Mingi deserves the very best!! Honestly, I think KQ is one of the best companies in terms of looking after their artists bc when watching things like ATEEZ's logbook the staff and everyone involved with ATEEZ look like they have such a close friendship. I really love it. 

Alrighty, sorry for this rant, but I really loved this comeback! What's ur favourite song of the album? Tbh, I don't think I could choose one lol ... 🤭