Handsome Bros!

 

Woo

I have done the impossible

 

Hwa-hyung

and that is what

 

Yunshine

do u think he's cleared his apartment

or do u think he's gotten laid yet

 

Hwa-hyung

neither most likely

 

Woo

ok ur meanies :(

 

Hwa-hyung

ur making it easy 

so what is it then 

what is the impossible thing u did

 

Yunshine

yh tell us!

 

Woo

ok u know that cute guy

 

Hwa-hyung

not personally but carry on

 

Woo

well Hongjoong gave my number 2 him

and he texted me yesterday

 

Yunshine

omg what did he say to u

did he say u had a nice

did he mention what that red haired guys name was

I need 2 know this info 

rn

 

Hwa-hyung

so this Hongjoong guy gave a stranger ur number 

seems kind of sus tbh 

 

Woo

yh but I trust Hongjoong

and the stranger is supposedly his friend

and he's Yeo's roommate 2

 

Yunshine

really?

interesting 

 

Hwa-hyung

did u get his name

 

Woo

yh

he said his name is Choi San

 

Hwa-hyung 

no fcking way

really

of all the people 

u had to choose Sannie 

ffs I hate u all 

 

~/~/~

 

Personal Chat {Futurebf/Woo}

 

Woo

quick q

do u know Park Seonghwa?

 

Futurebf

yh why 

I know that u know him

bc u know dance class ...

we met in vocal lessons why

 

Woo

no reason

have a nice day San

 

Futurebf

ok ... thxs

u too Wooyoung 

 

~/~/~

 

Handsome Bros!

 

Woo

fcking traitor

all of u istg

except Yunho tho

 

Hwa-hyung

huh 

tf are u talking about 

 

Woo changed Hwa-hyung to Weasel

 

Weasel

istg change my name back rn

or no lunch for the rest of the year 

 

Woo

no bc u betrayed me

Yunho's my only friend 😚

 

Yunshine

aww thxs Woo ❤

 

Woo

ur welcome ily

 

Yunshine

ilyt Woo 

so about this guy u like 

anything else u know about him

like his fav colour or song

if u wanna date him u have 2 know more about him than most 

u have to get closer 2 him

 

Weasel

I agree

tbh if San is the one seeking u out it means he's already a lil attached 2 u already 

that's a big deal w San 

you'll have 2 ask him why tho 

he doesn't tell us everything 

so u have to ask him ys 

 

Woo

u think there's a chance that he likes me

or would want to date me

like a proper relationship

& not a fling 

 

Weasel

anyone would be lucky to date u

and if San is that lucky guy 

then I say go for it 

San's a good guy Wooyoung 

 

Woo

he said that u met in vocal lessons

hw did u 2 become friends

he mentioned meeting u bt not befriending u

so I'm curious

 

Weasel

u know Jongho?

 

Yunshine

yh he's a cutie 

he's ur child 

 

Woo

yh I know Jongho

I share a class w him

he's a friend

 

Weasel

well Jongho is San's younger bro 

I knew Jongho before

and then he introduced me 2 San 

we bonded over wanting 2 protect Jongho

he's v serious about his bro 

 

Woo

omg everyone is betraying me

it makes sense tho

they both have Choi as their last names

 

Weasel

Jongho wanted us 2 get closer 

so he invited me to join them at an ice cream shop down the road 

me and San became close after that 

 

Yunshine

and then u adopted him as ur child lmao 🤨

 

Weasel

not true 

 

Woo

I sense a liar 🤥

 

Yunshine

just admit it hyung

it's nothing 2 be ashamed of 

we know u luv us a lot 

and we luv u too 💕 

 

Woo

what he said

and besides Hongjoong adopts kids 2

he asked fr my number fr that reason

I guess I'm 2 irresistible 2 handle lol

 

Weasel

sure u are 

u keep mentioning this Hongjoong guy 

 

Woo

why u interested?

 

Weasel

Idk send me a pic 

cause there's this guy 2 & I dunno if it's him

 

Woo

sure hyung

u know I luv helping people get laid

especially young grandpas like u

 

Weasel

hey take that back 

 

Woo

if I take it back u get no pic

 

Weasel

ok ok ok 

u can keep it but I need a pic rn

 

Woo

ok bossy

wait a sec

here u go

this is Hongjoongie hyung

he's perfect isn't he 👌

 

Weasel

he looks like a fairy 

 

Yunshine

lol Seonghwa's screaming into his pillow rn

I think this is the guy u were talking about?

 

Weasel

yh I was dancing and he popped in 2 say hi

he asked me if I had anything 2 eat

I swear he was the cutest hb ever

 

Woo

ok eww

 

~/~/~

 

Wooyoung created a group chat

 

Wooyoung renamed the group chat {Operation Seongjoong}

 

Wooyoung added Yunho, Yeosang, San, Jongho to Operation Seongjoong 

 

Yeosang

tf is this 

 

Jongho

???

 

Wooyoung changed Yeosang to Betrayer

 

Betrayer 

I swear 

 

Woo

bite me

 

Betrayer

u know it's never gonna happen

 

San

ok wtf is going on

and wtf is a Seongjoong 

and who are these people 

 

Jongho

scroll up hyung 

 

San

oh Jjongie what are u doing here

ah I get it now

 

Wooyoung changed Yunho to Yunshine

 

Yunshine

thxs bb 

 

Betrayer

so he gets that nn and I get this

the injustice I receive is real rn

 

Wooyoung changed Jongho to bbjjongie

 

bbjjongie

really hyung

 

Wooyoung

what 😳 

ur our maknae

it's only right i treat u like one

plus if I named u something like betrayer I wouldn't have an arm anymore

 

bbjjongie

that's v true

 

Betrayer

u know I like this guy 

 

bbjjongie

huh

why

 

Wooyoung

hands off Yeo he's off limits

 

bbjjongie

why

 

Wooyoung

bc ur mine

my muscle man 💪

do u not remember hschool when u used to protect me from bullies?

u were my knight in shining armour Jjongie

 

bbjjongie

alright I remember hschool days

and u being a huge pain in the

 

Wooyoung

u wound me Jjongie

 

Betrayer changed Wooyoung to Dramatic

 

Betrayer

there u go

perfect

 

Dramatic

I'm gonna kill u

 

Yunshine

alrighty break it up girls

we don't want another cat fight here

 

Dramatic

fine 🙂 

 

Betrayer

I'll tolerate u fr now

 

Dramatic changed San to Sanflower

 

Woo

now everyone has a nickname

 

Sanflower

it suits me dyt?

 

Bbjjongie

yh it does hyung

 

Sanflower

aww Jjongie ily

 

Betrayer

affection 🤢 

 

Bbjjongie

Ikr it's disgusting 🤮

 

Betrayer 

u read my mind kid

 

Dramatic

alrighty break it up now

does anyone else wanna add anyone into the gc

that knows both Hongjoong and Seonghwa?

 

Sanflower

I know someone

 

Dramatic

add him in them

 

Sanflower

ok here he is 

 

Sanflower added Mingi to Operation Seongjoong

 

Bbjjongie

hello Mingi hyung

 

Mingi 

hi Jjong

 

Sanflower

hello Min

 

Mingi

hi

what am I doing here

and who are u guys?

 

Dramatic

let's do introductions now that everyone is here

Yeo u start

 

Betrayer

why me

 

Dramatic

bc I said so and u owe me one

plus ur the most awkward person here

might as well get u out of the way while we can

 

Betrayer

die

 

Dramatic

no can do Yeo

I'm 2 pretty 2 die

 

Sanflower

I agree w that 

 

Dramatic

aww thxs Sannie

hurry up & intro ys Yeo

 

Betrayer 

alright 

I'm Kang Yeosang

I'm 20 and like dancing 

 

Bbjjongie

I'll go next

I'm Choi Jongho 

I like singing and arm wresting & I'm 19

 

Dramatic

waaaah Jjongie ur so beautiful 😍

 

Bbjjongie

shut up hyung 

 

Dramatic

🤐🤐🤐

 

Sanflower

I'm Choi San and Jongho's my lil bro

I'm 20 

 

Mingi

Song Mingi & I'm 20 too

 

Yunshine 

we're all born in the same year apart from Jongho

I'm Jeong Yunho + am 20

 

Dramatic

I'm Jung Wooyoung

I'm 20 and love dancing and gifts ;)

 

Betrayer

Woo u need help srly 

 

Dramatic

ur no different ugly

 

Betrayer 

I'm prettier than u 

 

Dramatic

:(

 

Yunshine

hey Wooyoung is beautiful 2 

 

Dramatic

ily Yunnie :)

 

Yunshine

Seonghwa would km if I said I didn't ly 

so ilyt Woo :)

 

Dramatic

u know what I take it back

I don't luv u

 

Yunshine

oh tg 

 

Betrayer

he can't help u with Woo

no one can

 

Dramatic

fys 

 

Betrayer

no thxs 

 

Mingi 

what th is going on rn

 

Yunshine

just sit and watch

it's better if ur left outta it 

having them gang up on u is not fun tm 

 

Mingi 

ok then 

continue doing what u were doing then

 

Dramatic

omg we forgot about Mingi's nn

 

Dramatic changed Mingi to Minki 

 

Minki

I'm offended fr real rn

 

Dramatic

I couldn't think of anything else

Sannie u name Mingi

 

Sanflower changed Minki to Princessminki 

 

Princessminki

not cool San

 

Sanflower

😎😎😎

 

Dramtic

Yunho did u finish choreographing the dance yet 

 

Yunshine

... 

 

Betrayer

...

 

Dramatic

u didn't finish??

why tf not

u were in there fr over 5 hours

what tf were u doing

 

Betrayer

... 

 

Dramatic

oh shush ur trap

 

Princessminki

I can see why u have ur nn now

 

Dramatic

😡😡😡

 

Yunshine

uh ... 

 

Betrayer

yes Yunho?

 

Yunshine

Wooyoung just stormed out of the dorm

 

Betrayer

oh 

well say goodbye Mingi 

Wooyoung's coming after u 

 

Princessminki

so?

he doesn't even know where I am 

 

Bbjjongie

.... 

let's get the facts straight 

 

Sanflower

why do people keep saying we're straight? 😔

 

Bbjjongie

shut up hyung 

anyways if u have upset Wooyoung and he's come to find u say aye 

 

Yunshine

aye

 

Betrayer

aye 

 

Bbjjongie

aye

 

Princessminki

are u that afraid of him ... 

 

Yunshine

u would b to if u woke up 

with a pillow smothering ur face bc u didn't like the latest bts song 

 

Bbjjongie

or the time where ur sitting on a bench at school

and ur on the floor bc he barrelled into u 

and all bc I didn't agree that Jimin was the best vocalist in history 

 

Dramatic

AND WHO TF IS HUH

 

Bbjjongie

we went over this 

it's Kihyun ofc

 

Dramatic

NO IT'S NOT

UR JUST PLAYING FAVOURITES!!

 

Bbjjongie

NO I'M NOT 

UR THE ONE PLAYING FAVOURITES!!!

 

Dramatic changed Bbjjongie to Biased

 

Biased

hey not cool :((

if u don't change it back I'm telling hyung

 

Dramatic

like I'm scared of him

 

Biased

Sannie hyung!!

Wooyoung said that he wants 2 ur  

 

Dramatic

WTFFFFF

NOOOOOOO

DON'T LISTEN TO HIM

HE'S BEING A MEANIE :((

 

Sanflower

it doesn't matter hw gorgeous u are 

u are never my ever 

 

Dramatic

u think I'm gorgeous 😳

 

Sanflower

ofc ur v beautiful 😍 

 

Sanflower changed Dramatic to Gorgeous💕

 

Sanflower

there u go 

now it's perfect👌 

 

Gorgeous💕

aww thxs Sannie

ur the best

 

Gorgeous💕 changed Sanflower to Sunsan☀️

 

Gorgeous💕

bc ur my sun 🌞 

 

Sunsan☀️

😘😘😘

 

Gorgeous💕

🥰🥰🥰

 

Betrayer

lord save us all 🙏

 

 Betrayer renamed the groupchat to Die Woosan

 

Gorgeous💕

gracias Yeo

 

Sunsan☀️

thxs Sangie

 

Betrayer

omg somebody km now

 

Gorgeous💕

that can be arranged

 

~/~/~

 

Handsome Bros!

 

Weasel

hello ... 

is anybody there 

hello 

ffs bye es 

why do I even put up w u guys 

ur getting no lunches for the rest of the yr

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