hi! :D not only was i forced to write this, but my friend has been complaining about wanting an oomf and i need them off my BACK. so i say we should team up and you can help me shut them up by putting a date in their bio. <3 (that isn’t a suggestion btw... i am begging. demanding. i will even pay u if i must.)

now, a little bit about them! ^_^

• of age! i am genuinely too poor to bail them out of jail so minors... i am so sorry... they will not be opposed to being friends though!
• gmt minus but time is a manmade concept so do not let that stray u away. honestly? i have been friends w them for so long and i still do not know their schedule.
• they can fc anyone under the sun but they fc guys more often. if you wanna cpdp shindong x gdragon? they’re the person to call. <3___<3 
• VERY stupid. like, VERY. which is a plus for you because you’ll always be the smarter one! even if you do not possess a brain. this is guaranteed. however their stupidity accounts for their humour, so you can laugh with them AND at them! also guaranteed. 
• not really a gamer... they play 8ball though. just the online one. & surprisingly they have not broken their thumbs from how many rhythm games they’ve played. you will be talking to a top bandori player. ☆__☆ i think that’s pretty cool.
• willing to talk about anything and everything! they can turn a bypassing comment about having an eyelash stuck in your eye into a conversation that lasts hours, but they can also talk to you about, like, the inevitability of death. the duality!
• oh!!!! and they have very cute dogs. so if they get ugly, you’ll at least have the dogs.

again, i am BEGGING for you to grant me freedom and spare my ears from hearing another "i want oomf". i will be waiting for your kkt/twitter in the comments or my pms. <3 (or any other platform! if i haven’t made it obvious enough... they’re desperate.) 

have a mighty day. :D