Do you know what my wife calls me? Crutches.

Description

Because I always walk with a limp. (Erectile dysfunction isn't cool, but being my friend is.)

Foreword

hi, there! back in, like, april? may? i took a step back from fl/rp to focus on myself, but we’re halfway through the fall semester now, and i’m bored. so. i’m back, lol. i need new friends because i fell out of touch with most of my old ones. (this is where you come in.)

here’s a little bit about me, so you don’t jump into this whole friendship thing blind. you can totally skip this part, though, if you’re up for a challenge?! like one of those dating shows on netflix––just take the plunge. don’t even think about it.

• i’m a minus! minus five, to be exact. i’m required to attend zoom meetings for class on mondays and wednesdays, but other than those days, my sleep schedule is WACK. i’ll always have time for you. :heart:

• speaking of class, i’m a third-year university student, majoring in english. um. i won’t say minors, dni…but, like. don’t come to me looking for anything other than friendship? i’m pretty sfw. (and by that, i mean i say the occasional word.) if you have a problem talking to a twenty year old, then please exit this tab!

• although i’m an english major (and a writing and rhetoric one, at that), i, uh…i don’t really plot. if that’s what you’re into, then, by all means, let’s DO it. let’s plot! but please be patient with me! i overthink every little thing i write, so it may take me awhile to get back to you. at least the first few times. help me break my plotting chops in again. haha.

• that said, i’m not usually this literate? (would you call this literate?) i may type in complete sentences on tl, and i’ll use a fullstop or two in dms, but i do not care about being literate. this is all for the aesthetic, babey. send me memes that make you think of me. keysmash. i want all of it. rn? i’m just trying to look good for you. i can’t actually read.

• i mostly fc guys! my frequent (and comfortable) fcs are onf’s hyojin, seungjoon, and yuto, and wei’s donghan, yongha, and yohan. on the off chance i’m a girl, please refer to me with they/them pronouns.

• adding on to this point, i don’t care who you fc. it would be SUPER awesome to meet other onf and wei fcs, but i’m not picky? i just want to cpdp with someone…just once.

• my interests range from ttrpgs (d&d and v:tm) to mobile games (among us, kart rider, and choices; if you wanna play, lmk!) to, like…man, i dunno. quarantine has been kicking my , so. i’m always on the prowl for new things to hyperfixate on. you have a favorite movie or tv show? let’s watch it together! spam me with messages gushing about how much you hate this one character. i love that stuff.

• and, finally, this isn’t IMPORTANT, but. um. i am. so lonely. :sob: want to hold someone’s hands and kiss their cheeks. want to call someone my baby. and mean it. i am so terribly strings-attached. it’s not even funny.

• so if you’re looking for a try-hard, sub-leaning switch? i’m your guy. (no, but, i’m serious.)

thanks for reading this far, if you did. or if you skipped down to this part, hey! you’re valid. i wouldn’t wanna read all of that, either. please pm me with your twitter handle, and i’ll get back to you as soon as possible! thanks.

subterfuge
tl;dr: i'm lonely and bored, and i need friends.

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