EUNJI: This is my room!

BOMI: Oh yeah?

EUNJI: Yes, I was here first!

BOMI: Got any witnesses?

EUNJI: I don’t need any witnesses! Just get off my property!

BOMI: No!

EUNJI: Get out!

BOMI: *punches Eunji*

EUNJI: *throws a piece of wood at Bomi* 

BOMI, emptying her suitcase onto the ground: This must be my bedroom - all my clothes are here!

EUNJI, throwing the clothes out the window: No! they’re not, Bomi!

BOMI: *casually sets the bed on fire*

EUNJI: Right, have the bedroom then!

BOMI: It’s not mine.

EUNJI: Yes it is.

BOMI: It isn’t.

EUNJI: You said it was yours just now!

BOMI: So did you!

EUNJI: I didn’t!

BOMI: Did! 

EUNJI: Didn’t!

BOMI: Did!

EUNJI, blocking her ears and screaming: DIDN’T! DIDN’T! DIDN’T! DIDN’T! DIDN’T!

Both: *realize that the whole room is on fire by now and run out into the hall*

Both: Chorong unnie! YOUR BEDROOM’S ON FIRE!