Daughter: Mom, what if I get put in Section A and they're all smart except me?

ME: *kneels before my child and puts a hand on her shoulder.

Me: Chorong Bomi Eunji Naeun Namjoo Hayoung Kruk-kruk-- you were named after the best and smart leader, a bad dancer who's part time job is comedian, a good vocalist who's also good at advicing, an it girl who's young and rich and also a bookworm, a business woman who is smart and funny, a gamer who is also smart and savage, And they were the bravest women I ever knew, they are all sick of lying, killed a man in their MV and end up resurrecting him.

CHILD: That's also the thing mom. My full name is so long.

CHILD: .... wait, what did Yo---

ME: Shhh....