HAYOUNG: So… Who broke the teapot? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

NAEUN: [inhale] … I did it. I broke it-

HAYOUNG: No, no you didn’t Naeun Unnie, how bout you Bomi Unnie?

BOMI: Don’t look at me. Look at Eunji ah.

EUNJI: What?! I didn’t break it.

BOMI: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken Eunji ah?

EUNJI: Because it’s sitting right in front of us
and it’s broken Bomi ah!

BOMI: Suspicious.

EUNJI: No it’s not!

CHORONG: [sighs] Well, if it matters… probably not… Namjoo was the last one to use it.

NAMJOO: that's a Lie! I don’t even drink that crap!

CHORONG: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier Namjoo ah?

NAMJOO: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Chorong unnie!

NAEUN: Okay, let’s not fight… I broke it. Let me pay for it, Hayoung ah.

HAYOUNG: NO Naeunie! Who broke it?

NAMJOO: [whispers] … Yookyung Unnie’s been awfully quiet this whole time…

BOMI: Really?!

NAMJOO: Yeah, really Unnie!

[Everyone starts arguing and chaos ensues]

[Camera pans to HAYOUNG]

HAYOUNG [smirking evilly]: I broke it. I burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict that ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and Yelling all over the room. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.