Nine or Nine (20)

 

→ Hyoraengi is online

 

MOMO: Unnieeeee!!!! XD

Hyoraengi: RACCOON BABYYY

eh I’m first again

Tzuyooda: congrats, wanna trophy?

Hyoraengi: ay u little

 

→ Ilovefreemeals is online.

 

Ilovefreemeals: I ing hate loading screens

What the I lost to hyo AGAIN?!

Official.queen: MOMMAAAA

HEWWOOO

Ilovefreemeals: Hi nayeon ah!

How’s my princess?

Sanatozakimina: report unnie

She been snaking around

GodHyomas: oh please both of you are the same

Sanatozakimina: no we’re not

Ilovefreemeals: in that case im proud of you my child

Have a jelly

 

heeeeeere’s TWICE!! (10)

 

Official.queen: now which one of you little throw jelly to my head

Tiger.Baby: Not me unnie

Baby.Tiger: obviously

Tiger.Baby: btw pocari is out of stock, whatchu wanna buy unnies @official.queen @GodHyomas

GodHyomas: something similar, thank you chaeng!

Official.queen: second that, thanks

Friedtofu: live like larry

Friedtofu: it is I, great kim dubu of eagle tribe

Jeong.yy: proud.

Official.queen: no chocopies for you

Friedtofu: YOU DON’T SCARE ME

Baby.Tiger: chocopie is out of stock too

Friedtofu: NOOOOOOooooOOOOOooo

 

Nine or Nine (20)

 

→ Yooleee is online.

 

Friedtofu: !!!

Tis, a rare moment!

Unniee you’re finally online!

Yooleee: aww do you miss me that much?

Friedtofu: wellllll

:3

Yooleee: CMERE MY ADORABLE DUBU

 

→ Sicafursht is online.

 

Tzuyooda: I think you’re the last again unnie._.

Sicafursht: I told y’all to wait for me

Ayy where’s my kiddo._.

MOMO: oh she’s playing a game now unnie

Better not disturb her

Sicafursht: b but I miss my baby

Yooleee: aww you miss me;)

Sicafursht: not now babe

Friedtofu: Oh my Jihyo unnie

I’m getting my mom back

MINA UNNIE WE MUST CELEBRATE

 

→ Dontlikeshrn is online.

 

Dontlikeshrn: @sicafursht mama unnieee hewwooo

@friedtofu uh what to celebrate?

Ilovefreemeals: wh what

This cannot be

Hyoraengi: DAMN IT WHERE IS TAEYEON WHERE YOU NEED HER

Jeong.yy: something wrong?

Hyoraengi: dubs has just awaken the power of kims

Jeong.yy: ah, yea I heard it from ’s convo with Taehyung

Tzuyooda: from nayeon unnie?

Official.queen: what

Jeong.yy: I mean

Oh silly me

I meant J I M I N

Autocorrect

Ilovefreemeals: LMAO

Whatever he had done to you jeongyeon ah?

Jeong.yy: existing

Sicafursht: that sounded like tiff’s relationship with Jessi

Hyoraengi: but jessi is you tho

Sicafursht: I mean soloist jessi

Yooleee: but you’re a soloist jessi

Sicafursht: I MEANT THE UNPRETTY RAPSTAR BADASS JESSI?

THE UNNIES’ JESSIE? SWAG JESSI?

Ilovefreemeals: oh

You should have elaborated

Sicafursht: ain’t my fault your brain is as slow as my running speed

Tzuyooda: this is, by far, my favorite Jessica unnie’s quote

Ilovefreemeals: Someday you will have to answer for your actions and God may not be so merciful

Friedtofu: amen to that

Yooleee: dubs, that is your mother

Friedtofu: unsending.

dontlikeshrn: mom, you don’t know how bad it was

Hyoraengi: what’s bad?

@yoolee’s face?

I agree with you

Yooleee: I DIDN’T EVEN DO ANYTHING WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU

Dontlikeshrn: _NO D:

I meant

jeongyeon unnie and relationship

I mean

_{JEONGYEON UNNIE DID YOU CHANGE MY AUTOCORRECT AGAIN}

Jeong.yy: guilty as charged

sicafursht: welllll

most of the time, Jessi started a convo with Tiff by a simple ‘ you’

Tzuyooda: holy

that does sound a lot like them

Hyoraengi: @friedtofu ey kid don’t ignore me

try out the power

friedtofu: I have power? @Hyoraengi

official.queen: what power?

Hyoraengi: power of kim

where’s cub? Try summon her

friedtofu: uh ok

I, GREAT KIM DUBU OF SEVEN REALM, CALL THEE

SON CHAEYOUNG OF MIDGET KINGDOM TO GO ONLINE

Yooleee: im so proud

She inherited my extraness

Sicafursht: dude, you adopted her

Yooleee: I don’t need the truth

 

→ Baby.Tiger is online.

 

→ Tiger.Baby is online.

 

Baby.Tiger: I am suddenly compelled to open this gc in the middle of the road wtf?

I COULD HAVE DIED

Hyoraengi: DUBU YOU ARE POWERFUL

Wait how the did you manage to go online

with both of your account at the same time?

Tiger.Baby: beats me, I don’t know either

Friedtofu: holy hyo unnie what is this power?!

MOMO the power of satan compels you

Friedtofu: can I try to summon all of the offline unnies?

Hyoraengi: well go ahead

Last time Jennie tried to summon 2ne1 but that didn’t work

Only had Chaerin drunk texted her

Official.queen: let me guess

She added “queen” on the-

The summoning chant?

Yooleee: thats right omg are you a seer?

I have to report to Yoong!

Tiger.Baby: I saw my unnie’s name

Baby.Tiger: what for?

Ilovefreemeals: the hidden Im Power

 

heeeeeere’s TWICE!! (10)

 

Dontlikeshrn: anyone seen Sana unnie? She suddenly disappeared

Friedtofu: I made her disappear

MOMO: NO CURSE YOU DUBU WHY? MY TWIN IS INNOCENT!

Friedtofu: Hm? What did you say unnie?

MOMO: unsending:)

Sana is no innocent and belonged to the depth of hell

official.queen: finally someone with common sense

Sanatozakimina: CURSE YOU ALL

IDK WHAT’S WRONG WITH MY STOMACH SO SUDDENLY

I MEAN I’M FINE EARLIER NOW DIDN’T I

Friedtofu: you’re so fine THAT YOU FORGOT MOMO UNNIE IS MINE

HOW DARE YOU TO DRAPE YOUR SINFUL HAND ACROSS MOMO UNNIE'S Y ABS

YOU SNAKE

Sanatozakimina: WELL SHE’S MY SISTER

AND SISTERS TOUCH EACH OTHER

Jeong.yy: NO THEY DON’T WTF

Oh God oh God I can’t unimagined it

SOMEONE HELP

Sanatozakimina: I MEANT NOT IN THAT WAY

JUST SISTERLY WAY

BELIEVE ME

IM ONLY MESSAGING HER STOMACH CRAMPS

Friedtofu: YOUR BULLTERY IS ON A WHOLE NEW LEVEL MINATOZAKI

MOMO: gentlewomen please

Friedtofu: I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE GIFT I GAVE YOU

Sanatozakimina: IF I DIED AT THE TOILET IM GOING TO HAUNT YOU

TILL YOUR 7^TH DESCENDANT

Dontlikeshrn: unnie where are you?

Tzuyooda: she literally said she's at toilet

Having quite a hurricane, she is

Tiger.Baby: LMAO

LITERAL HURRICANE DIARRHEA