→ deerboi is offline.

 

TaeyeonK: O_O

KimTy_: HYO IS THIS WHAT I THINK –

 

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Hyoraengi: KIM JONGDAE SSI KIM MINSEOK SSI

Chen10: uh yeah?

TaeyeonK: IT SEEMS THAT YOU SHARE THE POWER OF SUMMONNING AND BANISHING

Chen10:

Xiumin.n: what

KimTy_: IT'S THE POWER BESTOWED UPON YOUR NAME

ilovefreemeals: they're at it again =m=

Chen10: NOW THAT YOU MENTIONED IT

Hyoraengi: WE KIMS ARE POWERFUL

Kaikaikai:  I want sehun to go offline because luhan hyung suddenly called him

Sehunn: very funny. Luhan hyung is busy he can’t call me.

Sehunn: oh wait. brb

 

→ Sehunn is offline.

 

sicafursht: Sehun's whipped ain't he?

Chanzgaiz: noona don't state what's obvious

he could be mad

sicafursht: that denial really reminds me of someone

svnbvn: i ing hate you sooyeon

sicafursht: jokes on you soonkyu I don't have korean name

Suhohoho: no fair I’m a Kim too:(

TaeyeonK: hmm maybe your power is like Hyo

try summon Luhan back

call his name

Kungfupanda: i don't know about you but that sounded so wrong i'm shook

Suhohoho: luhan hyung come back

 

→ deerboi is online.

 

Deerboi: I’m back.

kaikaikai: what happened?

Deerboi: The app resynced that’s why I appear offline and went offline for real._.

Dourselfavor: did you call Sehun, hyung?

Deerboi: I did. He’s the expert on this after all

Dourselfavor: funny

he's the stupidest

ilovefreemeals: I shouldn't laugh but I laughed anyways XD

saranghae boi @sehunn

Chanzgaiz: lmao savage

Suhohoho: I HAVE A POWER TOO

Suhohoho: WE KIMS ARE POWERFUL

Dourselfavor: oh no

BunBacon: I sense an impending doom

SgtSeobb: pray for the effect to wear of in 24 hours

Dragon.kris: noona, we have to be asleep at least at 12.

You told us that.

SgtSeobb: pray they are asleep before then

BunBacon: that seems impossible

Kaikaikai:  with this newfound power? I think not :3

Chen10: IM GOING TO SPAM BANGTAN BRB

kaikaikai: BRING OUT NAMJOON TAEHYUNG AND SEOKJIN POWER HYUNG

Chen10: MISSION SUCCESS I HAVE TAEHYUNG UNDER MY WING NOW

BunBacon: MY PRECIOUS SON

FUCCCC

TaeyeonK: EHEM

TaeyeonK: can someone call the maknae on pls tomorrow is a busy day we can’t go online 24/7

Chanzgaiz: I am a Park I can’t summon people

Pinkyoungie: I can

Svnbvn: you’re not singing.

Kaikaikai:  sehun bastard go online you twit

 

→ Sehunn is online.

 

Sehunn: I somehow was compelled to open this app again…

AND YOU BASTARD @kaikaikai

kaikaikai: muahahaha

Ilovefreemeals: the power of Kims compels you

TaeyeonK: now let’s start the meeting

Sicafursht: cyber meeting

 

TaeyeonK kicked sicafursht from XOXO.

 

Pinkyoungie: Tae, focus.

TaeyeonK: yes ma'am

svnbvn: ha. whipped

 

Sicafursht joined the group via shared link.

 

Sicafursht: gurl.

VERY MATURE

Pinkyoungie: I said FOCUS

Sicafursht: YOU ARE ONE BIASED LITTLE

Dourselfavor: aren’t we still missing a person?

Hyoraengi: who?

Suhohoho: we’re losing time, people!

 

{an hour later}

 

Chen10: let’s sing Tears for finals @svnbvn @TaeyeonK

TaeyeonK: Is that okay for you?

Chen10: I’m okay don’t worry

 

→ yooleee is online.

 

Yooleee: HEEYYYY IS IT STARTING YET

Pinkyoungie:

Sicafursht: seobang

Yooleee: what?

Dourselfavor: noona we’re sorry

Yooleee: whaaat??

Hyoraengi: we started without you again sorry

Yooleee: …

Dourselfavor: it’s all @Hyoraengi and @Suhohoho fault

she doesn’t remember you and he hurried us up

Yooleee: …so it happened again?

SgtSeobb: it happened again.

We’re really sorry unnie…

Yooleee: that’s okay. Am I performing?

Pinkyoungie: what part of forgetting do you not understand?

Yooleee: YOU

ALL OF YOU

 

→ yooleee is offline.

 

Yooleee left the group.

 

sicafursht: SHE AIN'T PICKING UP MY CALLS

Sehunn: HYUNG YOU ED UP

Suhohoho: MY FAULT AGAIN REALLY?

Hyoraengi: taeyeon-ssi it's you who placed yuri as participant yet it's you who forgot about her-___-

KimTy_: well

oops

SgtSeobb: unbelievable

 

 

Sicafursht started a conversation with yooleee.

 

Yooleee: YOU I DON’T WANT TO TALK

 

Yooleee left the chat.

 

Sicafursht started a conversation with yooleee.

 

Yooleee: I SAID YOU

IDON'TWANNATALK

Sicafursht: yes you can me later you idiot

just let me say something

yul you are also performing

Yooleee: lies

Sicafursht: I’m serious.

You’re the 3^rd participant with Kai and Sehun, didn’t you read the chat above? 

C’mon yul we’re really sorry…

Yooleee: why haven’t they apologized yet?

Sicafursht: about that.

They are currently fighting at XOXO

Yooleee: about?

Sicafursht: dunno. I silenced the group to chat with you

Yooleee: … you really are too sweet sometimes

Sicafursht: is that a sign I can be a seobang too?

Yooleee: only if you’re mine, though.