Nine or Nine (20)

 

Sicafursht: it’s suddenly quiet here

Something must have happened on your groupchat

Baby.Tiger: bingo LMAO

Tzuyooda: well aside of Sana unnie is currently dying inside the toilet, nothing much

sanatozakimina: UM ARE YOU FORGETTING THE FACT THAT DAHYUN CURSED ME, SOMEHOW?

ilovefreemeals: what happened to you my other child?

WHY ARE YOU DYING?

CURSED?!?!

friedtofu: muahahaha

Jeong.yy: this, is why i don't have faith in saida

you two are like the fakest ship in twice

official.queen: even nahyun is realer

Baby.Tiger: unnie, Dahyun unnie tried to gauge your eyeballs a while ago...

official.queen: well, she's blocking my camera

it's fair I punch her

ilovefreemeals: LMAO THAT BRINGS BACK MEMORIES

sanatozakimina: UM EXCUSE ME MY SHIPS ARE ALL REAL

Y'ALL LOVE ME

Jeong.yy: that part is true but no thanks

yooleee: but seriously what happened to you?

MOMO: she touched me and Dahyun went mad

hyoraengi: THEN SHE DESERVE IT

NO ONE CAN TOUCH MY KID

sanatozakimina: HYO UNNIE HOW COULD YOU

TO THINK THAT I HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU WHEN I WAS A KID

MOMO: HEY BACK OFF FROM MY HYO UNNIE

Tzuyooda: {replying to MOMO: she touched me and Dahyun went mad}

I miss the good ol' times where I'm not triggered over that kind of sentence

bring back my childhood innocence pls

yooleee: if i could, I would bring back mine too.

GodHyomas: {replying to sicafursht: Something must have happened on your groupchat}

you certainly live long enough to know that well, unnie

Sicafursht: ARE YOU CALLING ME OLD

GodHyomas: pick a mirror

Sicafursht: asdfghjkl

Ilovefreemeals: I thought Jihyo is the nicest kid but it turned out she’s as savage as the others LMAO

Must be GodJihyo thing

Dontlikeshrn: @Hyoraengi unnie, Dahyun is more powerful than we thought

Hyoraengi: huh? How come??

Baby.Tiger: she cursed sana unnie by banishing her off the chat

we don't really know the details

hyoraengi: dubu, remember with great power comes great responsibility ---

friedtofu: I AM INEVITABLE

MUAHAHAHAH

NOW I WANT ALL OF SNSD UNNIES TO GO ONLINE

 

→ TaeyeonK is online.

 

→ KimTy_ is online.

 

→ Younghwang is online.

 

→ Imyoonagetit is online.

 

→ SgtSeobb is online.

 

→ Svnbvn is online.

 

Hyoraengi: scratch that

You’re more powerful than me

TaeyeonK: I

KimTy_: AM

TaeyeonK:  IN

KimTy_: THE

TaeyeonK: MIDDLE

KimTy_: OF

TaeyeonK: A

KimTy_: ING

TaeyeonK: RECORDING

KimTy_: THIS BETTER BE GOOD, SUMMONER, WHY AM I SUMMONED HERE?

Hyoraengi: Dahyun tried to summon all of offline members

And guess what

TaeyeonK: oh

WELL THAT’S GREAT

SHE’S POWERFUL

ALL HAIL THE KIMS

Hyoraengi: LONG LIVE THE KIMS

Ilovefreemeals: this is getting out of hand

Anyone interested in uprising?

Sanatozakimina: I REALLY WANT TO BUT

IM A BIT PREOCCUPIED RIGHT NOW UNNIE

IM SORRY

ASDFGHJKL

Younghwang: I am so not going to join this bulltery

GodHyomas: hewoo unnieee

Younghwang: helloo

@GodHyomas I see you are improving with your savage lines keep it up

Tiffany going out bye all

 

→ Younghwang is offline.

 

SgtSeobb: I was chilling with my frogs

Enjoying their tiny slimy companies

And then I was summoned here

WHY

Jeong.yy: the real question here is why are you even keeping frogs?!

Tzuyooda: unnie don’t you miss me?

SgtSeobb: of course darling I miss you

Do you want me to come over and treat you to dinner sweetie?

MOMO UNNIE PLEASE YES YES YES

Tzuyooda: that sounds great!

Hyoraengi: there’s no denying it, you’re their sugar mommy

SgtSeobb: I hope you like it when Jessica climbs up your bag

Sicafursht: why would I climb her back?

her back would broke since it's so weak and she's so old

ilovefreemeals: oi, you're older than her

sicafursht: ONLY BY A FEW MONTHS

yooleee: sica does this mean you're admitting that you're heavy

sicafursht: WE ARE NOT GETTING BACK TOGETHER

yooleee: WAIT SICA COME BACK IM SORRY I CAN CHANGE

SgtSeobb: Jessica is my tiniest frog

A poisonous one

Hyoraengi: HEY WHAT THE

Sicafursht: exactly

WHY ARE YOU NAMING IT JESSICA

SgtSeobb: bcs you’re toxic

YOU FED MY PETS SOMETHING UNHEALTHY THE LAST TIME YOU VISITED MY HOME

Sicafursht: hyun, those are alligators you are keeping

OF COURSE I WOULD FEED THEM MEAT

SgtSeobb: YOU, ARE FEEDING THEM NASTY GREASY BACONS

DASOM IS SICK FOR A WEEK

Dontlikeshrn: I don’t know what am I supposed to be surprised with

The fact that Seohyun unnie keeping poisonous frogs as pets or alligator

Or the fact that Dasom sunbaenim is Seohyun unnie’s alligator

MOMO: Seohyun unnie also kept some penguins

Official.queen: how rich are you unnie wtf

Dontlikeshrn: _{I WANNA GO THERE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE}

SgtSeobb: only if sica unnie buy me a lion

Sicafursht: how about a polar bear

SgtSeobb: you crazy. they eat penguin for snack

a dolphin

Sicafursht: deal

GodHyomas: just how rich are these people

Svnbvn: guess

Mina I heard you play a certain game

Let’s play multi

Dontlikeshrn: can we play with heechul oppa too?

He made me promise to play with him today

Svnbvn: in that case I’m bringing Hayoung

Dontlikeshrn: THAT’S NOT FAIR

Svnbvn: life is not fair for everyone

That means it’s fair

 

→ Svnbvn is offline.

 

→ Dontlikeshrn is offline.

 

Jeong.yy: I don’t understand any of these gamer talks

KimTy_: we’ve been her sister for more than 10 years now and we still don’t understand the appeal

Sicafursht: stop bullting you’re playing games with them too

KimTy_: yeah but they said I’m not a real gamer

Official.queen: the caste is complicated, said Mina

Imyoonagetit: lag lag lag very laggy here wtf

Y’all chatted a lot today huh

Tiger.Baby: ALLIGATOR MOM HIII

Imyoonagetit: EYY HOWS THE CUB DOIN’

Baby.Tiger: still not forgetting the Korean bbq you promised me

Imyoonagetit:

 

→ Imyoonagetit is offline.

 

Tiger.Baby: D: