Golden Groves Group Chat

Menial, Unimportant, and Broke

 Suho created a group chat!

Suho renamed the group chat to: Golden Groves

Suho added Jongdaebak 🔥🌠🔥, Ohgoshnalliya 👌👌👌, YerianaGrande to the group chat!

 

 Suho - testing testing

 Ohgoshnalliya👌👌👌 - what is this?

 Suho - i made a group chat for everyone seulgi

 i think

 

 Suho added baechu 💗, JumpwithJoy, to the group chat!

 

 baechu💗 - wtf?

 Suho - its supposed to be a group chat for all the tenants

 you can message me or each other if you want

 

 Jongdaebak 🔥🌠🔥 - im just gonna go out and say what we were all thinking

 this is really stupid

 

 Suho added olaf❄, LayZhang to the group chat!

 

 YerianaGrande - who is lay zhang

 olaf❄ - the guy who moved in last week i think

 Jongdaebak 🔥🌠🔥- yeah he hooked up with junmyeon

 baechu 💗 - woah *chokes on tea*

 

 Suho has left the chat

 

 YerianaGrande - no way

 JumpwithJoy - our junmyeon? the one who buys novelty candles

 Ohgoshnalliya 👌👌👌 - :0

 Jongdaebak 🔥🌠🔥- im not kidding guys

 LayZhang - i can 100% confirm that this happened

 YerianaGrande - i am sh00k

 baechu 💗 - suho=suhoe

 Jongdaebak 🔥🌠🔥- shut up

 JumpwithJoy - yeah shut up irene

 

 Suho has joined the chat

 

 Jongdaebak 🔥🌠🔥 - but lets get real though was he good in bed?

 

 Suho has left the chat

 

 LayZhang - oml

 YerianaGrande - ayeyaiyai i am but a child stop corrupting my mind with this

 

Suho has joined the chat

Suho has added findamberschest2019, and stanluna to the group chat!

 

 stanluna - hello idk what else to do

 JumpwithJoy - i want a girlfriend now riiiiip

 baechu 💗 - im going to throw up

 olaf❄- im so confused when did our junmyeon suddenly become such a player argh i am not okay

 YerianaGrande - shipshipshipshipship

 Suho - im still single it was one hookup you s

 findamberschest2019 - ok i know this is kinda random but im at the laundromat for the first time and idk what to do this is so confusing someone help

 do i use the blue downy unstoppables or the pink

 

 Jongdaebak 🔥🌠🔥 - pink

 Ohgoshnalliya 👌👌👌 - no blue

 stanluna - dont listen to them

 Jongdaebak - FOOLS shimmer is better than fresh

 JumpingwithJoy - i always use the peach ones

 Suho - peach?

 JumpingwithJoy - the ones that say glow

 Suho - ive never heard of that

 JumpingwithJoy - ik they smelled so good so i kept them to myself

 i hid them under the ironing board in the laundry closet

 

 findamberschest2019 - nvm theres purple right here best of both worlds

 pink and blue

 

 YerianaGrande - purple is the BEST color

 findamberschest2019 - it says lush idk wtf that means but okay

 Jongdaebak 🔥🌠🔥 - Remember when baek snorted a teaspoon of those

 baechu 💗 - oml yes and then he started bawling his eyes out because he thought they were some poison alien beans

 they looked like cosmic boogers

 

 Jongdaebak 🔥🌠🔥 - lmao

 Ohgoshnalliya 👌👌👌 - what when was this

 istg this is so random

 

 JumpwithJoy - btw guys i went to walmart the other day and guess who i saw

 stanluna - who?

 JumpwithJoy - it was literally the old man he looks exactly the same but somehow worse it was bad when he recognized me

 olaf❄ - you run girl run girl run

 JumpwithJoy - he looked like he wanted to my soul out

 YerianaGrande - speaking of soul halloween is in a week guys

 baechu 💗 - this soon?

 stanluna - i totally forgot

 Ohgoshnalliya 👌👌👌 - we have a big party every year for that and christmas

 stanluna - free food?

 Jongdaebak 🔥🌠🔥 - I think so

 baechu 💗 - junmyeon bought pineapple pizza last year

 it was the scariest part of the whole night

 

 Jongdaebak 🔥🌠🔥 - dont come for the best pizza

 baechu 💗 - how dare you

 Ohgoshnalliya 👌👌👌 - team pepperoni

 YerianaGrande - you have been stopped

 Ohgoshnalliya 👌👌👌 - pepperoni is superior

 Jongdaebak 🔥🌠🔥 - team pineapple

 baechu 💗 - team cheese

 LayZhang - lol i never quite liked pizza

 Ohgoshnalliya 👌👌👌 - who tf is this man?

 JumpwithJoy - gasp how dare you

 stanluna - did he just

 LayZhang - i just did

 YerianaGrande - im going as ariana grande for halloween that was unrelated but w/e

 Suho - this is going to sound so rude but arent you too old to be dressing up anymore?

 baechu 💗 - you take that back before my poor sister starts crying

 YerianaGrande - TT

 Ohgoshnalliya 👌👌👌 - look what you did 

 baechu 💗 - if you don’t apologize right now suho i will jump your old woman in front of your disgusting smelling office

 

Suho has left the chat

 

 findamberschest2019 - my clothes smell gooood ahhhhhh the purple scent is my life

 YerianaGrande - told you so

 

 stanluna, JumpwithJoy have left the chat

 

 LayZhang - i swear this place is like a crackhead convention i love it

 

 LayZhang has left the chat

 

 Ohgoshnalliya 👌👌👌 - im leaving

 

 Ohgoshnalliya 👌👌👌 has left the chat 

 

 Jongdaebak 🔥🌠🔥 - baekhyun just texted me he wants me to ask you guys a question

 its related to the argument he was having with chanyeol

 

 YerianaGrande - not another power couple splitting up

 olaf❄- if chanbaek is a power couple to you you need to set some standards

 findamberschest2019 - just tell us the question

 Jongdaebak 🔥🌠🔥 - who is the nations gg

 olaf❄ - no not this again i beg you

 

 Suho had joined the chat

 

 Suho - Red velvet my queens

 

 Suho has left the chat

 

 Jongdaebak 🔥🌠🔥 - i sent a screenshot to baekhyun

 he is NOT happy

 

 findamberschest has left the chat, olaf❄, YerianaGrande have left the chat

 

 baechu 💗 - is anyone still here

 Jongdaebak 🔥🌠🔥 - me

 baechu 💗 - oh just you well

 Jongdaebak 🔥🌠🔥 - arent i your best friend?

 baechu 💗 - hahahaha that made me slightly sad

 Jongdaebak 🔥🌠🔥 - i have like five and a half friends im actually pathetic

 baechu 💗 - pretty sure minseok counts as two with the way you two treat each other

 Jongdaebak 🔥🌠🔥 - whats that supposed to mean

 

 baechu 💗 has left the chat

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I made a cover! It's not good though, unfortunately.

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Crazydork22 #1
Chapter 21: It’s been marked completed...is this really the end????????? It’s not marked completed over on AO3
Xiuchenniee
#2
Chapter 1: adorable
Anistaisha
#3
i love this
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#4
Chapter 3: this is soooo cute
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#5
Chapter 2: lowkey got annoyed that min didn’t believe him
we need to get irene to write a note saying he can have the free bagels man
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#6
Chapter 1: Lol dae is such a sad sack