so my friend’s a and unfortunately hasn’t had luck in the love department so i’m doing this for him so he’ll stop whining about not being loved...

pros: dating a guy who’ll only have eyes for you ugh what a Catch! 

cons: none that i can think of

you: must treat him right 

about him: 

• he’ll literally be in his feelings & wax soft proses about your lovely smile if you just as much showered him with enough love and attention 
• he’s clingy (but in His words, he knows his limits) AND a dom ! don’t we all love soft doms
• he’ll love you and hype you up like nobody else would ever. you’d literally feel so loved because this dude?? will only have eyes for you?? 
• he’s?? botherline depressed but that’s fine because aren’t we all 
• he loves cats, he has like 60 so you gotta like, love them too or idk.... just not show blatant hate towards his babies 
• he’ll send you cute tiktoks because that’s all he watches before he goes to sleep 
• really nice guy?? will make you bust your fattest uwu on the daily 
• he’s bi and leans towards girls but he also likes boys we don’t discriminate here 
• his fcs include sf9’s rowoon, seventeen’s mingyu, yg hyunbin or just about anyone he’s cute & willing to accommodate 
• bonus: he’s a moron so it’d be a plus if you were moroual but there’ll be an even greater advantage if you were dumb too so both your dumb energy would multiply into infinity... and i think that’s cute 
• platforms he’s available on: kkt, line, fb, twt (occasionally) 
• his timezone is on the plus side but he’s not weak and doesn’t have a proper body clock so it’s fine if you’re a gmt negative !! 
• semi lit 

the only thing you gotta be is: nice to him!! (and cute he’s like... a whole er for cuties) your fc doesn’t matter so you could be kim jongun if that floats your boat and he won’t even bat an eyelash!! so if that’s not a problem then pls send a message with your contacts and i’ll pass it on to him!! adios amigos i’m (desperate) to find him love so do drop a message! on a serious note, please only contact if you’re willing to put enough effort into making this work with him because as much as this looks like a crack ad, it’s really not!!! 

also yes this is a repost bc the last thread didn’t show up for some so here... i am....