(1)Yee Haww!

Yeeting My Way to Your Heart

''Man,i can't believe i found my soulmate yesterday!''Chanyeol blabbers to his friends,Luhan and Yixing,''Baekhyun sunbae is like everything i have ever wanted!and then some more!We just met but i already love him so much my heart-''

Yixing silently tunes his loud friend out.University has at least taught him this superpower of acting like he is paying attention when actually he isn't.he should thank his professors for that.

''WHAT'S UP,BUTTERCUPS,''A loud voice booms and Yixing is pulled out of his thoughts.There goes his peaceful lunch time

''Jongdae,my man,my buddy,my soul,''Chanyeol greets Jongdae 'normally',''i was just talking about my soulmate,''

''OOOO BAEKHYUN SUNBAE?''Jongdae screams says while taking a seat beside Yixing,''DAMN HE IS A FINE DUDE,YOU ARE LUCKY''

''sup,bro?''Yixing greets Jongdae

''ayy i'm good,''Jongdae smiles at yixing and casually steals some fries from his plate while muttering a ''what up,lulu,''

Yixing sighs.Well,at least Jongdae has stopped talking in Caps Lock.

''So,When did you and Minseok hyung find each other?''Chanyeol asks

''umm,right after my 17th birthday,actually,''Jongdae says with a lovestruck look on his face,''it's all thanks to Xing and lulu here,''

Yixing nods and speaks up,''Duh,Jongdae should totally sell his soul to us because we helped him find his soulmate so early..But wait,on a second thought,i don't need a soul that talks in caps lock,So keep it,Jongdae''

Jongdae snorts,''watch me die and come back to haunt your ,xing...Now as i was saying,Xing and lulu held a surprise party on the New cafe in town for me.And Minseok was a waiter there.so,that's how we met,''Jongdae finishes

''That's it?''Chanyeol says,''What was his first words to you?'Good evening and welcome?'''

''Ugh,Channie,it's not the words our soulmate says to us first..it's the words we hear  them say first..in my case which was,'Yo,i ate 5 steamed buns and pretty sure i'm getting diarrhoea'',Jongdae says,the lovestruck look back on his face

''So Romantic,''Yixing mocks and Chanyeol bursts out in laughter

''What the hell,man.What was the words in his forearm then?''Chanyeol asks

''Oh he had 'Look at them glittery tiddies' on his forearm,''Jongdae casually says and Chanyeol gapes

''Remind me again,just WHY Minseok is putting up with Jongdae's erted ?''Luhan says 

''That's because this is gorgeous,Lulu,''Jongdae snorts

''Now,how about you two's words?''Chanyeol asks

Chanyeol was their new friend in college and he still has a lot to know about the other three guys who have been friends since elementary school.

Luhan shows his forearm,''Look,here,''

Chanyeol sees a beautifully inked cursive sentence no one dares touch my vivi or y'all have a damn war on your hands

''Damn,that's hot,''Chanyeol says,''But who is this 'vivi'?''

''Trust me,when i find that jackass of a soulmate,i'm smashing his ,no Yixing,stop snickering like that,i mean literally i will smash his and get rid of whoever that vivi hoe is,''Luhan fumes

''Now what about you,Xing?''Chanyeol asks innocently and Yixing tenses

''umm,it's actually,i don't believe in this things so i don't feel comfortable showing my words to anyone,''Yixing says

chanyeol nods in understanding and changes the topic,"So you guys going tomorrow?at Jongin's party?"

"Totally,"Yixing and Luhan say in unison

"Yeah,Jongin's parties are always so cool,"Jongdae adds

"Not to mention his rich classy bunch of nerd friends,"Yixing says,"they are quiet good looking."

"Yup,also Jongin said his elder brother has returned from the states recently.he'll be there too,"Chanyeol says

"He has siblings?"Luhan asks, surprised

"Of course,his brother Junmyeon hyung has graduated this year,"Chanyeol says

"Damn,man..this dude sounds really fancy.maybe Yixing should try and hoe his way in this guy's pants"Jongdae wiggles his eyebrows

"We'll see,"Luhan winks and Yixing rolls his eyes

"whatever, i ain't got any business with this fancy Elder Kim. thanks,"Yixing says

 

Little did he know how wrong he was.

 

 

 

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That night,Yixing lies on his bed and thinks back to the night he turned 16.

 

''Man,i can't believe it's gonna happen!''Yixing had squeaked.

Luhan grinned.They were sitting on Yixing's bed,excited like puppies.

Luhan wanted to sleepover and be there for Yixing in his big moment

 

Yixing and Luhan were both hopeless romantics who were ers for love and relationships and all those mushy .

They fanboyed over boy bands together

They were die-hard fans of boy band ''- It- Sunday''

They wore SIS (name of the -It-Sunday fandom) shirts and watched  ''Happy times with  It Sunday'' show together all weekend insteade of clubbing or doing homeworks

Maybe that's why Yixing and Luhan had become best friends.Because apparantly,the bond formed over mutual love for boy bands is a bond greater than anything else.

Yiixing had squeled and and jumped in excitement when the clock had hit 12

But after seeing the words on his forearm,both he and Luhan had burst out crying

Yixing looks at the words in his forearm that his 18 year old self had cried over 

who knew - It-Sunday would disband so early

Yeah,his jackass of a soulmate had spoiled the bad news of his favourite band's disbandment way ahead of time.And true to that,just after 2 years of being together,-it-Sunday had disbanded when Yixing was 18

 

Whatever,the agony his 16 year old self had to go through for his ass soulmate was unforgivable.And if he ever meets them,his soulmate is in for a damn war,the 20 year old promises.

 

 

 

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A Nice and peaceful Saturday Evening in Yixing and Luhan's apartment.

 

''BEEP BEEP OPEN THE UP,YIXING AND LUHAN''

Jongdae's loud voice booms inside their apartment

''You think Jongdae knows the function of a doorbell?''Luhan asks while coming out of his room

''Given the fact that he is ringing it constantly,i think he does,''Yixing replies while closing his bedroom door

Luhan goes and opens the door to a laughing Jongdae and Minseok

''the doorbell works,you know,Jongdae,''Yixing says

''i know but i refuse to let the doorbell kill my wild party vibes also Yixing,my boy,your looks extra fine in them tight jeans,''Jongdae hollars and Minseok cheers his boyfriend

''Let's just go before our neighbours call the cops on us,''Luhan says 

Yixing has never agreed to Luhan faster.

 

 

 

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After a longass 5 minute drive,with Jongdae and Minseok constantly making out in the backseat,the small group reaches Jongin's house

Entering the party,they find Jongin greeting everyone like the nice polite ideal rich guy he was.

As usual,Jongdae and Minseok immediately hit the dance floor to grind against each other and Yixing and Luhan go to the bar inside Jongin's house to get drunk

''Yo,look,''Luhan points to a direction after some time,''Jongin and his richass friends.''

Yixing snorts,''Why so salty,Lu.They look nice.''

''Exactly,who comes to a party like that,''Luhan gestures to Yixing,''I mean,look at you,all dressed up like a hoe with the tight jeans,metal rings and smoky eyes.''

''I'm taking that as a compliment,''Yixing replies before leaning towards Luhan and whispering,''But really hot guy at 2 o'clock checking your out.''

Luhan turns and is met with a really hot guy.

''Hey,can i buy you a drink?''The guy asks Luhan 

Luhan turns to his friend and Yixing nods before muttering a low ''i'll be fine,Hoe on,sister.''

 

So,Yixing is left alone in the middle of the bar

after having multiple drinks and some grinding in the dance floor,he checks his watch : 11 pm

 

His friends were nowhere to be seen.Yixing sighs and steps out in the porch.Maybe his friends were getting some.And Here Yixing was,dead drunk,pprobably gonna pass out in a few minutes

He turn his head only to find one of Jongin's richass friend on a nice date in one corner.

Yixing purses his lips and slides into the other corner of the porch,hearing the couple talk

their conversation acting as white noise,Yixing closes his eyes and leans on the railing.the cool railing metal under his hand feels nice.

The cold night breeze brushes his hair while suddenly a silky voice reaches his ears

who knew -it-Sunday would disband so early

Yixing jolts up and looks at the two male on the other side of the porch

The taller guy with blonde hair laughs,''I know right?they disbanded so early.it was really a shock for my younger brother.He was a hardcore SIS.''

Yixing bolts towards the couple and stops,towering over them.

''umm,is there anything we can help you with?''The tall blonde asks him with a confused look

''YOU,''Yixing points his finger at the black haired male and snarls menacingly,''YOU ARE THE ONE I'VE BEEN WANTING TO FIND"

the guy's eyes widen like they were gonna fall out of the sockets and he looks at his forearm and then again at Yixing

then he softly speaks up,''t-that's really not how i thought the words would be spoken''

''Doesn't matter,you and i need to fight right now!''Yixing shouts

''What?why would i fight you,''the guy looks confused,'then he walks near Yixing and bows,''Hello,i am Junmyeon,Kim Junmyeon.''

''I DON'T ING CARE FIGHT ME YOU LIL YEE HAWWW,''Yixing screams before jumping on the clueless Junmyeon which sends them both flying in the floor 

the blonde guy yelps and runs towards them. that's all Yixing remembers before everything goes dark.

 

 

 

 

 

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Everything hurts.

His head will break.

ugh,who is screaming

Yixing blinks,he is on his room,on his bed

''ohh,he is up,''Someone speaks from somewhere

whose voice is that

Yixing doesn't have much time to think before Luhan burges in 

''You er,what is wrong with you?''Luhan attacks him first

''what?''Yixing says ,''who was that other one speaking?''

''That was me,''Jongdae's boyfriend Minseok speaks up

''Oh,''Yixing says

''So?''Jongdae raises an eyebrow

''What?''Yixing says,clueless

''Do you remember last night?''Luhan says

Nope,he doesn't

''what last night?and how did i return home?i don't remember .''Yixing massages his temple and winces as he finds a small band aid there

''you mean,Junmyeon,aka Jongin's older brother aka the nice guy who helped you come home last night,''Luhan says,''aka your soulmate,aka the guy you yeeted across his own porch last night and ended up hitting your head in the railings.''

oh

oh

Yixing now remembers and mutters a low,''he is lucky i was drunk.''

''Come on,now buddy,''Luhan says,''Look,Junmyeon is a nice and considerate guy.and just think how sad he must have felt when you treated him like that on your first meeting.But even after i told him why you acted like this,he understood and he even left his number and requested to give him a chance.''

Yixing huffs

''In this house,We don't with -It-Sunday antis,''with that Yixing lies down and goes back to sleep.

 

 

 

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nameless_cat
#1
Chapter 3: I can't stop laughing at everything you wrote. This is so funny. Sassy Yixing vs Sassy Junmyeon is to die for hahahaha... Junmyeon must have thought that his forearm writings will be spoken romantically hahahaha...

Thank you so much for writing this. I'll definitely read this if I ever need a good laugh. XD
iPriyalicious #2
Chapter 3: this is one of the cutest things i've ever read!!! LOVED IT!! also thanks for feeding all of us who are going through a sulay drought!!! you're precious
SilverRain
#3
Chapter 3: Aww that was really cute. I was looking forward to Lulu and Sehun meeting. Write another please? It can be short like this one. Thank you for shareing this story with us.