Yixing silently taps his feet on the ground...the small cafe playing some melody in the background while he sips his coffee.

From the outside it may seem he is just a calm,chill person relaxing with a cup of coffee,but inside his head,Yixing has already planned Luhan and Jongin's murder and how he will flee to Japan after that.He almost has all the basic plans sorted,now he just got to make it more agonizing.

Due to all the plans in his head,he doesn't hear the cafe doorbell chiming or doesn't notice the small man entering the cafe.

"hey,did i make you wait too long?"

a smooth,silky voice pulls him out of his thoughts.Oh that voice.His soulmate : all polite and soft.

Yixing stands up and bows back,"No it's okay, please sit."

Junmyeon takes the seat across from Yixing and smiles awkwardly,"First, I'm really sorry for the words on your forearm,"Junmyeon says and laughs awkwardly

"Hmph,im not forgiving you but let's just order first,im hungry"Yixing says menacingly

Junmyeon nods

after ordering coffee and cookies,they sit there facing each other awkwardly

This exactly why,Yixing didn't wanna come to this date today.But Luhan and Jongin planned it and locked him out of his own apartment and Luhan even threatened to never let him inside if he didn't meet Junmyeon at least once.

So,here Yixing was.Plotting murders now.

the waiter delivers their drinks with a dazzling smile but when he sees Yixing's glare,poor guy flees the scene quickly

Yixing stares at Junmyeon intensely.

Small frame,chubby cheeks,glowing skin,silky black hair resting on top of his forehead 

Junmyeon also has an intellectual aura around him but at the same time,his face stuffed with cookies is too adorable to ignore.

Just like a bunny, Yixing thinks,a bunny with exceptionally glowing skin

"Yixing,look,"Junmyeon speaks up,"I'm really sorry but you have to understand it's not really my fault-"

"Why the hell is your skin so glowy?" Yixing abruptly shouts

"im sorry,what?"Junmyeon asks,puzzled

"your skin,"Yixing narrows his eyes at the smaller guy,"what highlighter did you use today?is that kylie jenner highlighter?"

"umm Yixing i didn't use anything,my skin is naturally like that...now if you'll let me-wait what are you doing,?"Junmyeon frowns

Yixing stretches his hands and lightly touches Junmyeon's right cheek.Now that he is seeing it up close,it really is Junmyeon's skin.

Satisfied,Yixing leans back on his chair and Junmyeon heaves a breath he didn't know he was holding 

"So, as i was saying-"

"Drop that skincare routine,sister,"Yixing cuts Junmyeon off again

"Im sorry but did you just call me sister?" Junmyeon says

"Doesn't matter, Junmyeon.Listen here,"Yixing leans in,"if you want my forgiveness,you will drop that skincare routine.are we clear?"

Junmyeon leans forward too,"and what guarantees that you are telling the truth?" 

Yixing leans forward some more,"Listen,just because you have those beautiful glowing skin,twinkling eyes,mochi cheeks,small stubby chin and this stupid baby face,doesn't mean you have the upper hand here"

Junmyeon leans more forward and raises an eyebrow,"did you say something because all i hear is you saying how attractive you find me."

Their foreheads were almost touching because the table was really small and they both start a staring competition

"Wimp," Yixing shouts

"Jerk" Junmyeon spits back

"brat"

"ugly"

"midget"

"big foo-"

a loud "ahem" jolts the both out of their trances.

"What?"they both bark out

"I'm gonna have to ask you two to leave,you are causing trouble for the other customers."the manager politely says

After paying and leaving the cafe, Yixing and Junmyeon sit in a nearby park bench.

"I can't believe we just got kicked out"Junmyeon says in a sour voice

"honestly,Same"Yixing says,"I'm still hungry,you wanna eat some ice cream?"

Junmyeon nods.

"Let's see who reaches the ice cream seller first,you old man could never ,"Yixing says before bolting towards the small ice cream selling car across the park

"did you just- Yixing what the -"Junmyeon shouts before chasing after the younger guy

Yixing honestly finds everything unbelievably Adorable about Junmyeon.

The way Junmyeon sneaked up behind kids and pinched them to get to the front of the line or the way he threw a fit when the seller said they were out of chocolate flavour,just to name a few of Junmyeon's charms

Yixing also learns how Junmyeon has a bunny obsession because everyone calls him bunny.

in return,Yixing reveals how he identifies himself as a sheep because he was born in the chinese year of sheep.

The date goes surprisingly well 

And Yixing suddenly doesn't wanna kill Luhan anymore.

After eating ice creams,laughing around with each other,scaring some kids on the park and Junmyeon getting -it-Sunday songs on his playlist(courtesy of Yixing),it was already evening.

Junmyeon offers to drop Yixing off.

They sit in the car across the street from Yixing's apartment.

"I had a good time, Junmyeon,"Yixing says

"Same,Zhang.you know,after being yeeted across the floor that night,i knew that i couldn't just give up on you"Junmyeon laughs

"yeah and after seeing you scaring kids at the park today,i knew i wanted us to happen"Yixing says and Junmyeon laughs

"finally,you said something that makes sense,thank god,"Junmyeon says 

"damn i never even thought you are such a smartass,Kim,"Yixing glances at the smaller,"You look too polite and goody two shoes at first but who knew,scaring kids in the park would be your hobby"

"Duh I'm older,cooler and obviously smarter than you,"Junmyeon says and smirks

"Oh wow,says the guy who got yeeted across the floor by his soulmate, I'm definitely smarter"Yixing sasses

"says the guy who yelled YEE HAWW before yeeting his soulmate across the floor,"Junmyeon sasses back

"you'll never let me live that down,will ya?"Yixing mockingly sighs

"NEVER,"Junmyeon declares with another menacing smile

unlocking the door,Yixing gets down from the car and goes around to Junmyeon's window.

Leaning in the car window,Yixing gives him a mischievous dimpled smile and says,"another question,did you live in Tennessee in the states?"

"umm no?"Junmyeon replies,confused at what the younger was getting at

"don't lie i know you were in Tennessee cz you are the only Ten i see,"Yixing finishes and Junmyeon hollars in laughter,"oh my god that was so awful."

Yixing smiles proudly

But Junmyeon brushes a strand of hair from Yixing's forehead and speaks up

"hey boi,are you my appendix? cz i don't understand how you work but you make me feel so many things in my stomach and i just wanna take you out."Junmyeon says in one breath and winks

Yixing's jaw drops

"HOLY ,that was the smoothest I've ever heard.i might slip in all these smoothness and fall on my "Yixing says after the initial shock was gone

"oh why thank you,"Junmyeon winks again,"then i wish i were the floor"

Yixing gapes at Junmyeon's flirtiness

"Yo,i know I'm super charming and you'd like to stare at me some more but you better go inside now, it's getting late,"Junmyeon says

"Yeah yeah going,old dude"Yixing sasses while walking away from the car

"What you lil ,i'll not let this one slide,Zhang Yixing,come back here this instant" Junmyeon shouts from behind

"Serves you right,"Yixing screams and bolts inside his building.

Junmyeon huffs inside his car but a small smile makes its way up to his face when he receives a text message

From : Yeet Boy

Yo old man,coffee tomorrow on same time,same place?

To : Yeet boy

YEE HAWW

After sending the text,Junmyeon starts driving away with -It-Sunday song playing in full volume

Maybe having a soulmate who literally yeeted their way into your heart was not such a bad thing

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A/N : honestly idk tf i wrote...saw a small au idea on tumblr and just wrote it on a whim for my ultimate otp...Do comment if you liked it....but just don't report my for writing dumb stuff i swear I'm a good person or am i

lol 

-Dree,xoxo