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The Random Online (Or Sometimes Not) Conversations Of SHINee
Hello my lovelies. Tis I, the wonderous Kim Jonghyun. Tis was curious about strawberry lube, so in curiousity and , I tried strawberry lube, and, you know what I'm just gonna give up the failed medival speech. So back to business, yeah I tried the lube. And I did like it. A lot. Don't ask me who I tried it with... please. I don't want a scandal and I'm just gonna shut up now. Yeah. Moving on. ._____. You Shawols are scary. How did you guys even now I liked strawberry lube? Are you guys probing me while I sleep? I'm feel unsafe now... prob me if you must, but please don't molest me in my sleep. Key already... Yeah I'm going to shut up again. Um... Bye.
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CharisseMaine
#1
Chapter 10: OMG THIS IS JUST FREAKING HILrious XD
bioward
#2
Chapter 3: this story is basically a toxic waste dump for my unwanted thoughts
Remesi #3
This is hilarious! XD
crazy4SHINee #4
SO UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!
crazy4SHINee #5
OMG!!
THIS STORY IS FREAKIN FUNNY!!
Grey_Storm
#6
gosh!! this does crack me up whenever i read any chappie! XD
Grey_Storm
#7
rofl!
He likes strawberry flavored lube XD

Its getting weird and hilarious!
Guess that's why this fic!!! Called 'random online convo' Hehe
Shiny_A_plus
#8
"Hi, it's Jonghyun. I just found a site where out fans write stuff about us. I clicked on a story that featured me and Key. It starts out with us ing each other and on each others . If it was me and a hot girl, it would be hot. Uh, yeah. I apparently like strawberry lube."

That is so funny--I'm in the middle of writing a chapter in Jonghyun's POV after reading a bunch of JongKey FF... is must be fate! <3
Shiny_A_plus
#9
"Minho here. Jonghyun wants my help to get the box of condoms on top of the fridge down, I'm not helping him so he offered to pay me. Who the hell is Jonghyun so excited to anyway? Ha ha, now I shall become Minho the super spy and got and act ninja sneaking on Jonghyun. I shall take Taemin with me. Taemin shall finally watch live ! Mwahahahahahaha! Sneaky frog ninja Minho out!"

LMAO!