Hi, it's Jonghyun. Okay, I've cracked. It's true,all those rumors, but it's not what you think. Yes, Key did molest me in my sleep, but he was drunk. Like, WAY drunk. Completely hammered. Anyway, it wasn't really molesting, he just d me and started acting really gay and then took off my pants and- mmmph! *Gasp gasp* I-I-I can't breathe! Key! Let go! Dhjfuiwjedfhjefh. Okay, the cloroform worked. Whatever the hell you guys just read, it's not true! I, the Almighty Key, would never do something like that! I think. Actually I may have, there was that one incident when we were trainees with the soju and the SuJu hyungs, but that didn't go as far. It only let to some strip poker and the pole dance incident... I did that Britney Spears sorta dance didn't I... And I did remeber taking off Jonghyun's pants, just not what for. Oh wait, are you guys still here? .