A Normal Tour? Of Course Not!

Princess³ - Etiquette² = Chaos
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Finally gaining the permission to reunite with the others, Nayeon and Jeongyeon head back inside with a fresh bump on their foreheads… Just to witness their pale underclassman dying on the floor, with her best friend slapping her on the back repeatedly. However, with the tiger cub being so violent, they can’t tell whether if she’s actually trying to help or if she’s the cause. To their side, the three princesses are (for God knows how many times already) too overwhelmed to budge. Sana looks very concerned for the choking female, but she doesn’t seem to know what to do about it. Momo zoned out halfway through their conversation, so she’s more confused than anything else. Mina, despite of remaining silent as usual, is practically screaming for help with her gaze. Jihyo honestly thought the second-year students were mature enough to handle themselves (for at least for 5 short minutes). It’s just unfortunate how, in such a cruel reality, her predicament was very, very wrong. “W-What happened?!” she splutters as her motherly instincts kick in, rushing over to Dahyun’s side while the seniors slowly followed. “Uh… ” Chaeyoung sneaks a glance at Sana, who tilts her head innocently as if she had nothing to do with it. The cub breaks eye-contact upon witnessing that power move, for Sana’s gay charisma is far too strong for her to withstand. That says a lot when Chaeyoung’s pretty darn gay herself. “Well, um… basically someone announced that she was single and ready to mingle.” “H-Huh? What does that have anything to do with Dahyun choking to death…?” “Tiny one, you left out the most important part! What I had revealed was the fact that I’m incredibly g-” As if it’s a cursed word that assaults Dahyun whenever someone says it out loud, the pale student releases a cough so powerful (and sounding weirdly similar to that of a dying whale), she manages to cut Sana’s words off and diverts everyone’s attention back onto herself. That seems to also clear the last bits of water within her wind pipe, hence she can now stand up straight again. So with a sheepish smile on her face, she meets the eyes of Jihyo. “Ah, all better now.” “Are… are you sure?” Jihyo raises an eyebrow, being rightfully suspicious. “You sounded as if you were on the brink of death there.” “I just choked on some water, that’s all.” Dahyun scratches the back of her head, trying her very best to move things along before anyone can fill in on the details. “So enough about me- isn’t it about time to start the tour? If we keep on going at this rate, we’ll need to hold a spontaneous sleepover here.” “Oh hell nah.” Nayeon butts in with a face of disgust. “There’s no way am I spending the night in this sh*thole, so let’s go.” Park Jihyo takes one last look at Dahyun before letting out an airy sigh. Although she’s still worried, they’ve truly wasted far too much time. She needs to get things going unless she wants to be on 14 hit-lists. “Alright, if everyone’s now calm and not dying for any reasons, let me quickly explain how things are going to go.” the student president announces while taking a note out from her pocket, double-checking the contents within. “I’ll be splitting you all into your respective classes, and the guides are to path their own tours. This way the princesses can get to know the school and their classmates at the same time… plus my sanity can finally be spared.” “Sorry unnie, what was that last part?” Chaeyoung blinks in confusion, but Jihyo’s obviously not going to repeat herself. “Please keep your phones on and alive, because I’ll be updating you on when and where to meet up later on. I’m aiming for 30 minutes max as I don’t want to hog the princesses for too long. We’ve spent far too much time idling here, and there’s a chance their guards might get impatient soon.” “Wait, what guards?” it’s Jeongyeon’s turn to blink rapidly, causing Jihyo to point towards the windows and making every tour guide go take a peek. Just as mentioned, there standing in front of the school gate is a group of suited men, all lined up in a neat formation and standing as if they’re statues. Jeongyeon’s jaw instantly drops down onto the floor upon witnessing the absurd sight. “WHAT THE - WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL US WE’RE KEEPING ALL THOSE MEN WAITING?! WHAT IF THEY THINK WE’VE KIDNAPPED THEIR PRINCESSES AND COME BEAT US UP?!” “Please don’t worry, as we’re the ones who ordered for them to wait for us there!” Sana quickly explains, not wanting her new schoolmate to suffer from a panic attack. “They actually wanted to come on the tour with us, but we had a notion that you guys wouldn’t feel too comfortable with that.” “Yup, that was a good call, princess…” Nayeon gulps loudly as she gradually backs away from view, “If you didn’t, the first destination to your tour would’ve been the infirmary, ’cause seeing that is almost enough to make me puke out of nervousness- and I’m not even trying to be funny here.” “Well? Can you tell us which one we’re responsible for now?” the tallest girl pleads, looking lost when Jihyo arches a peace sign out of her left hand. “In your case… it’s two.” The juniors knew of this fact already, so both of their expressions remain unconcerned. Yoo Jeongyeon’s entire face, on the other hand, quickly loses its colour while her eyes pop wide open. Truthfully speaking, she doesn’t even know if she can take care of one royalty properly, let alone two at the same time. Her partner’s known to be the most chaotic student out of the entire school, so her sense of dread is reasonable. Like seriously, how is she ever going to manage her task alongside of a huge crack-head? “Hold the idy up, Park Jihyo.” Jeongyeon steps forward, “You don’t seriously think we’re capable of babysitting two princesses, do you?” “No, I honestly don’t.” Jihyo deadpans, immediately triggering the girl to face-palm herself violently. “Then what the heck is this arrangement?!” “I had no say in this, okay?! You bet your I wouldn’t even let you go anywhere near these girls if I could!” “Gee thanks for the freakin’ confidence boost, chief…” “Calm your loud down, Jeong. There’s no point in complaining when the decisions have already been made.” Nayeon (surprisingly behaving like the mature one for once) pulls her back by the collar and sighs. “Just tell us which two of these girlies are placed under our wings already, prez’.” To Jeongyeon’s confusion, Nayeon then leans closer towards her with a new (concerning) grin on her face. Before she can react, the mischievous girl’s already whispering words of bullsh*t in her right ear. “I sure hope that airhead-looking chick is one of ours. She looks so cute, I bet if I get a taste she’ll turn out to be delici- AWH HWA LE HEAU?!” And just for that, Jeongyeon doesn’t stop stretching Nayeon’s right cheek for another 3 seconds. She then mimics the girl’s previous move by leaning even closer, only to hiss her reply lowly through her gritted teeth. “I swear to God if you don’t learn how to control that mouth of yours, I’ll be giving you a standing ovation from a front-row seat when your head gets chopped off by their guards!” Thankfully, they were both quiet enough so that the ‘airhead’ couldn’t pick up on anything. The others are merely judging them in silence, so Jihyo soon forces everyone to move along. Her powerful voice echoes soundly throughout the spacious classroom after she clears . “So, Minatozaki Sana-sshi and Hirai Momo-sshi will be joining Class 302, meaning you’ll be going on Im Nayeon and Yoo Jeongyeon’s tour.” she gestures towards the troublesome seniors before turning to face the other pair of Korean girls. “This means Myoui Mina-sshi is placed in Class 206 by herself, and your tour guides will be Kim Dahyun and Son Chaeyoung. Did everyone get that correctly?” All seven heads nod in union, though a few are nodding more passionately than others. Nayeon barely manages to contain her squeal upon learning that they’ve truly obtained the ‘airhead’ as one of their new classmates. Airhead Momo remains o
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Pallas
#1
Chapter 11: Such a good story....
I hope you comeback to end this one, author-nim 🙏🏼
ZekkenKryber
#2
Chapter 11: I just love how precious JiTzu is here. Please, i want them to end up together even ifu have to offer nayeon as sacrifice
i_seulrene_u
#3
Chapter 11: The fact that the google translate has me rolling what the heck has it just translated💀💀💀
Sev_en
#4
Chapter 11: This made me laugh 😂 i miss your story i haven't read it for a while cuz anxiety is eating me anyways thanks for the updates! ❤️💚💙
jeybeee
1521 streak #5
Chapter 11: I really live with this chaotic high school life. Lmao. I feel like they're gonna find theirselves in trouble soon
bore_d1020 #6
Chapter 11: OMG... just by reading the chapter also can feel the chaos!!!! I’m very curious what Tzuyu was trying to say to get that Google translate - some Korean typo from Tzuyu + google’s translation “at its best”! Hahahah. Was she trying to say to them that they can just follow her home later?!
tinajaque
#7
Chapter 11: Google translate is the best lol
Jamess #8
Chapter 11: 🤣🤣🤣🤣everything were in chaos...when reading the chapter never fails to laugh along the way 🤣🤣🤣
BellaBu2005 #9
This was the first fanfic I read when I first came aross this site and Im so delighted that it has been updated eheh WELCOME BACK!
Sev_en
#10
Chapter 10: Yay thanks for the update ( i never left this app since i love your stories) 💕